"Defensive narcissist" ( Archived) (258)

truheart1941: aww.cheers mate..i.ll have a pint of jack danials....with a sprig of mint.........cheers.......

truheart1941: hi yer John.....your never guess....what I just found out......

HexagonKeySet: You just found out that your mum forgot to take off the last nappy she stuck on yer bum ?

truheart1941: .....watch out peeps......we have a pepping tom in our midst.....

HexagonKeySet: You know what Noddy ... I almost dislike you about as much as you dislike me, maybe 10 / 15 % ish

The differences though are significant

1) That I know WHY I dislike you and therefore I can regard you as the insignificant sad joke that you regularly show yourself to be - you're a completely inadequate clown in as much as that ALL that you have in your behaviour and linguistic tool box is coarse and insulting language. Slapstick_Ram would suit you well ... nah, slapstick is funny ...

2) I don't really give a toss why you dislike me so nothing you say ever bothers me ... whereas I could post something like 'Aries is a real stud and a cracking good bloke' and you'd be spinning like a catherine wheel on bonty night cos you'd be reading that I'd just called you 'wooden' ( a stud is a piece of wood used in construction) and you'd read 'cracking' as 'cracked ' and imagine I'd called you a looney... which you probably will become if you keep acting like one eh?

It's no wonder folk from south have such a bad rep ... half witted wanna be pirates who drink weak ale and get caught for conscription as they can't see beyond their own noses ... pompei-ous prat !

HexagonKeySet: Oh sorry Noddy ... ahve you run outta tissues ?

Webby ... quick can we have a :hankie: icon over here please ??

oh look, just wipe your eyes on a teddy !

HexagonKeySet: " This thread has been brought to you by Sirius Cybernetic Corporation - real thereads with GPP ( Genuine People Personalities) and it is our pleasure to open in front of you and close after you have passed through. "

For those who need to be told

The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is the primary manufacturer and supplier of androids, robots and autonomic assistants for the known universe. They are known for their catchy jingles and catchphrases, supplied by their Marketing Department. They are not, however, known for the quality of their products.

Their primary claim to fame seems to be constructing just about everything with (unstable) advanced robotics and software. From doors, to lifts, to toaster ovens, drinks machines, vacuum cleaners, and "personal massage units" -- Everything has been built with a full GPP or Genuine People Personality. This means that even a set of airlock doors has emotions, hopes, dreams, intelligence, and worse of all, the capacity for boredom. It should come as no surprise then, that the majority of these devices have a neurotic streak a mile wide.

The company motto is; "Share and Enjoy." This is widely adaptable, from synthesized drinks to the company of a robot, or 'Your plastic pal who's fun to be with' as it is described by the aforementioned Marketing Department. It should be noted that many who do not Enjoy, then go on to fail to Share, unless this includes sharing strongly-worded opinions toward their complaints department.

The Hitchhiker's Travel Guide describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as:

"A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes."

Curiously, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica which conveniently fell through a rift in the time-space continuum from 1000 years in the future describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as:

"A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."

Only their complaints department survived the general economic implosion of the company as a whole. "

I hope the above CnP was as enjoyable to you as it was to post !

Bing bong

Pleased to be of service ...

Bing Bong