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Nov 23, 2018 12:35 PM CST Ban animal products
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
I'm sick of having to clear up what my dog produces, it's time something was done about it.
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Nov 23, 2018 12:41 PM CST Ban animal products
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Harbal: I'm sick of having to clear up what my dog produces, it's time something was done about it.
I am trying to train the garden birds to eat it.

Starlings seem the best option to date.

I'll keep you updated on my progress.
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Nov 23, 2018 12:44 PM CST Ban animal products
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
mollybaby: I am trying to train the garden birds to eat it.

Starlings seem the best option to date.

I'll keep you updated on my progress.
Have you tried mixing bird seed in with your dogs' food?
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Nov 23, 2018 12:47 PM CST Ban animal products
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Harbal: Have you tried mixing bird seed in with your dogs' food?
The easiest way to do that is to feed the dog bird-seed
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Nov 23, 2018 12:47 PM CST Ban animal products
Don't even joke like that.

Trumpnokio the lying puppet, already caused my property tax and dental bills to double, and my medical bills to go up three times.

I can't afford a tariff on dog collars, leashes, or dog food!
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Nov 23, 2018 1:17 PM CST Ban animal products
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
mykingdomforanam:

I can't afford a tariff on dog collars, leashes, or dog food!
Just reassign your dog as a racoon or something, it works with gender.
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Nov 23, 2018 1:31 PM CST Ban animal products
Harbal: Just reassign your dog as a racoon or something, it works with gender.
Racoon food? Have you eve seen a racoon eat?

On a 5000+ mile canoe trip, I rescued one after a storm in Florida, as it was getting washed out to sea...

It took up half of my canoe, out of the middle, for two days; while I was trying to get it to an island animal sanctuary.

It slept for 24 hours, paced for 24 hours, ate 2 bags of apples and oranges, left half of them on top of the canoe, and jumped overboard near a bunch of houses, 10 miles from the sanctuary...

Racoon food can't possibly be as cheap as dog food.
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Nov 23, 2018 1:37 PM CST Ban animal products
Nobody who spent 48 hours in a 17' canoe, with a wild racoon, would consider claiming one as a pet.
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Nov 23, 2018 1:39 PM CST Ban animal products
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
mykingdomforanam: Racoon food? Have you eve seen a racoon eat?
Okay, a hamster? dunno
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Nov 23, 2018 1:49 PM CST Ban animal products
Nope.

You can't own hamsters in Hawaii.

The $10,000 fine and prison time, make it cheaper to have 6 dogs.
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Nov 23, 2018 2:02 PM CST Ban animal products
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
mykingdomforanam: Nope.

You can't own hamsters in Hawaii.

The $10,000 fine and prison time, make it cheaper to have 6 dogs.
I'm beginning to think you are just being contrary, myk.
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Nov 23, 2018 2:05 PM CST Ban animal products
aries1234
aries1234aries1234plymout, Devon, England UK175 Threads 3 Polls 5,672 Posts
Harbal: I'm sick of having to clear up what my dog produces, it's time something was done about it.
Oh i think that dogs hat can't be bothered to wipe their bums, should be shot on site, and if their owners object, shoot them too.
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Nov 23, 2018 2:08 PM CST Ban animal products
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
aries1234: Oh i think that dogs hat can't be bothered to wipe their bums, should be shot on site, and if their owners object, shoot them too.
Are you forgetting that I don't live in the USA, Aries?
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Nov 23, 2018 2:11 PM CST Ban animal products
aries1234
aries1234aries1234plymout, Devon, England UK175 Threads 3 Polls 5,672 Posts
Harbal: Are you forgetting that I don't live in the USA, Aries?
ok in Yorkshire you can just lick it up, not much different from your puddings
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Nov 23, 2018 2:15 PM CST Ban animal products
Nope.

After growing up reading, Riki Tiki Tavi from the time I was 4 (it was in the first adult Reader's Digest book I owned), I came to Hawaii when I was 20; to get a pet mongoose, and live in a little grass shack. I didn't even want a dog.

I got the shack; but, you're not allowed to keep a mongoose, without being subjected to Federal prison, and a $10,000 fine.

Dogs are one of the few pets we're allowed to keep in the islands.
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Nov 23, 2018 2:19 PM CST Ban animal products
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
aries1234: ok in Yorkshire you can just lick it up, not much different from your puddings
I live in South Yorkshire, we are not as sophisticated as the rest of Yorkshire.
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Nov 23, 2018 2:21 PM CST Ban animal products
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
mykingdomforanam: Nope.
Alright, I give up. frustrated
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Nov 23, 2018 2:25 PM CST Ban animal products
marlindap
marlindapmarlindapClearwater, British Columbia Canada585 Posts
put your dog in another persons yard
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Nov 23, 2018 2:28 PM CST Ban animal products
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
marlindap: put your dog in another persons yard
That's a very unethical suggestion, marlin, but, nevertheless, worth thinking about.
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Nov 23, 2018 2:32 PM CST Ban animal products
marlindap
marlindapmarlindapClearwater, British Columbia Canada585 Posts
you also risk loosing your dog if the people end up liking it
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