mollybaby: It's only cats you can fo that with. Dogs have that stupid loyalty thing going on
My cats are more loyal than my dogs.
I haven't bought any cat food in years, so they'll hunt rats and mice; but they still come whenever I call them, love belly rubs; and sleep with me every night. Their purring and cuddling provide a level of pain relief, that makes it easier to skip the 120, 30mg oxycodone tablets, I'm prescribed for each month; and keep me from being addicted to them.
My dogs eat 50 pounds per month, each; and only one of them respects the 2' high porch door. The rest jump it in a heartbeat, run off after every pig they smell, stay gone way too long, and come home when they're hungry.
At least they're serious working dogs, when I take them to town.
If they didn't work so well at picking up money, lighters, pipes, lighters, pill bottles, etc, from the ground, and carry up to 8 quarts of my groceries in saddle bags... I'd get rid of em.
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