Muslim vs Christ ? ( Archived) (33)

Apr 20, 2021 12:23 PM CST Muslim vs Christ ?
switch61online today!
switch61online today!switch61C Brook, Newfoundland Canada28 Posts
Yes just let it go, He is just trying to get something going, the world now seems to be to peaceful for him i guess
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Apr 20, 2021 12:24 PM CST Muslim vs Christ ?
switch61online today!
switch61online today!switch61C Brook, Newfoundland Canada28 Posts
PeKaatje: Achmed died and went to heaven. He asked Petrus to see Allah. Well, Petrus said, Allah is with God at the moment, you have to go to the castle. So Achmed went to the castle where God welcomes him and Achmed asked where Allah was. Well, Allah is upstairs God answered. So Achmed was very happy knowing Achmed was standing above God. So he went upstairs full of joy and elnlightment, then he sees Allah cleaning God's toilet.
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Apr 21, 2021 3:43 AM CST Muslim vs Christ ?
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands59 Threads 3 Polls 6,334 Posts
thanx, of course I should have written Allah was standing above God. Never mind.
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Apr 21, 2021 5:57 AM CST Muslim vs Christ ?
tomcatty
tomcattytomcattyCoral Bay, Paphos, Paphos Cyprus368 Threads 6 Polls 6,885 Posts
PeKaatje: thanx, of course I should have written Allah was standing above God. Never mind.
There are many similarities between Islam and Christianity, their scriptures almost mirror ours.
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Apr 21, 2021 12:38 PM CST Muslim vs Christ ?
pedro27: which is the best religion??>
In my country. We pray each night.for a good. Loeb boj.
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Apr 21, 2021 12:43 PM CST Muslim vs Christ ?
truheart1941: In my country. We pray each night.for a good. Loeb boj.
Armen.
doh wolb. Boj. grin
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Apr 21, 2021 1:01 PM CST Muslim vs Christ ?
truheart1941: In my country. We pray each night.for a good. Loeb boj.
Armen.
its bad manners to pray
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Apr 21, 2021 1:44 PM CST Muslim vs Christ ?
tomcatty
tomcattytomcattyCoral Bay, Paphos, Paphos Cyprus368 Threads 6 Polls 6,885 Posts
pedro27: its bad manners to pray
But quite Christianlaugh
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Apr 21, 2021 1:48 PM CST Muslim vs Christ ?
tomcatty: But quite Christian
what dimension r u in?
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Apr 21, 2021 2:42 PM CST Muslim vs Christ ?
pedro27: it s bad m anners to pray
and it.s bad manners. For the vicar to fart while standing in the pulpit
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Apr 21, 2021 6:21 PM CST Muslim vs Christ ?
Orzzz
OrzzzOrzzzPortage, Wisconsin USA106 Threads 8 Polls 806 Posts
No difference. Both religions preach love and kindness. And both say..unless one confronts someone who isnt of the one you follow..then kill them.roll eyes
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Apr 21, 2021 8:23 PM CST Muslim vs Christ ?
gonelikethewimd
gonelikethewimdgonelikethewimdOsprey, Florida USA3,320 Posts
Orzzz: No difference. Both religions preach love and kindness. And both say..unless one confronts someone who isnt of the one you follow..then kill them.
And where is your kindness?

You hate French kissing..but you have to do what a man wants for his needs...

Children are all brats..but you never had any yourself.

You are like the old lady, when I was a kid, that if our ball went accidentally in their yard..we were scared to go get it because she would yell at us...laugh
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Apr 22, 2021 8:31 AM CST Muslim vs Christ ?
Dedovix
DedovixDedovixBig Place, Central Serbia Serbia12 Threads 1 Polls 5,492 Posts
pedro27: Which is true?
why do you ask?
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