The reasons we don't have a date tonight. ( Archived) (288)

Dec 7, 2007 6:11 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
We can not in all honesty always blame the other gender for this condition...Can We?
Lets grab our favorite beverage and snack and share what we believe is the reason why we don't have a date tonight

I'll go first....

I have this annoying habit of being cheerful, happy and otherwise delighted when in the company of a woman I am involved with. It seems to take little to please me when I am near a woman that I find appealing. Alas I tend to demand much less than I should and even find myself doing things for her without being asked. Even worse is the fact that I don't ask or expect anything in return. I am truly a lost cause in this regard
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Dec 7, 2007 6:14 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
OK I'll go again,

. I am too clingy, I often desire much more physical contact and affection than I deserve or am entitled to receive. Much worse is my constant need to hug, cuddle, kiss, give back rubs, foot rubs and other such annoying things that women find aggravating and "unmacho" (but I am working on it)
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Dec 7, 2007 6:17 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
I have leprosy, but it is getting better...I swear!!!laugh
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Dec 7, 2007 6:22 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
You too ? My left arm fell off this morning while shaving.
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Dec 7, 2007 6:24 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Brilliant thread. Your flower box will be filled tonight.
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Dec 7, 2007 6:30 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
I have this obsessive compulsion to trap a woman in a committed monogamous relationship.

For some unknown reason I have this bizarre notion that one woman is all I need for the rest of my life.
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Dec 7, 2007 6:34 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
Setting the trap is the most difficult task...
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Dec 7, 2007 6:34 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
Softly_Me
Softly_MeSoftly_MeColumbus, Ohio USA10 Threads 388 Posts
I could have a date tonight, if I wanted - but its sooo cold outside.

Maybe Spring would be a better time to date?
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Dec 7, 2007 6:35 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
<~~~~cuz I'm cleaning house. May have company tomorrow night applause
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Dec 7, 2007 6:36 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
Did you trap someone, I mean do you have a date tomorrow Indy??laugh
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Dec 7, 2007 6:38 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
Had a lady friend come by to visit,
and my front porch Santa scared her off

it's a motion activated one, well when it started going "HO HO HO" I couldn't get to the off switch fast enough.
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Dec 7, 2007 6:38 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
bubbles69
bubbles69bubbles69Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK17 Threads 1 Polls 1,984 Posts
Im playing lets get naked on the other thread and Im not goin out naked. applause
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Dec 7, 2007 7:01 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
I don't watch enough television, yes it is true that I need to spend more quality time with my sofa it tends to get neglected.
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Dec 7, 2007 7:11 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
Chele1964
Chele1964Chele1964Pittsboro, Indiana USA48 Threads 2,488 Posts
confused dunno
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Dec 7, 2007 7:14 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
StarliteFantazy
StarliteFantazyStarliteFantazyFantazyLand, Missouri USA33 Threads 2 Polls 3,243 Posts
cause the guy i would date is sleeping before he goes to work in about 2 hrsdunno
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Dec 7, 2007 7:21 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
WhiteAsh
WhiteAshWhiteAshTurtle Lake, Wisconsin USA7 Threads 688 Posts
The reason I do not have a date is because..... Just the shear mass of males, filling the parking lot, alarmed the village cops and they thought it was a riot....and tazered them all!
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Dec 7, 2007 7:23 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
76c3heater
76c3heater76c3heaterwest palm beach, USA28 Threads 1,512 Posts
<------ Working right now and shes a long ways away :(
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Dec 7, 2007 7:25 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
she's to far away sad
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Dec 7, 2007 7:26 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
newinsouth
newinsouthnewinsouthAiken, South Carolina USA26 Threads 2 Polls 1,039 Posts
I'm too particular!

frustrated
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Dec 7, 2007 7:37 PM CST The reasons we don't have a date tonight.
a_l_e_x
a_l_e_xa_l_e_xlondon, Greater London, England UK62 Threads 1,813 Posts
miles away
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