as for the pole dancing.. at the moment I'm more concerned about having to turn up wearing shorts and a vest.. haha.. my lily white winter body is not particularly gorgeous.
Hmmm... I'll slap on some fake tan..
and show up a fetching shade of orange instead.
Hellooooo Spicey
Hello Hunny Bunny!
Hey, this lilly white *ss is quite well versed in slap on tans! We like to prevent as much cornea damage as possible.
I did it a couple of weeks back, just hadn't gotten pic up that showed the cut very well. It's saucy, I like it.
*rawrrrr...
I'll have to take some pics with it all kipped over to one side & me with dark red lips. (then again, I wouldn't want to give certain persons a heart attack )
It's raining, I'm exhausted from spring cleaning this week, and it was the best way to get her to agree.
Our power goes out sometimes when the weather is bad. I'll usually use a camping lamp or flashlight and read out loud to Em. It's so much fun. I love reading but am a lousy storyteller.
Give me a break, please.
If you do I won't give you a hard time about your an and and's or your then's and the's.
ClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK15,888 posts
dcj22: It's raining, I'm exhausted from spring cleaning this week, and it was the best way to get her to agree.
Our power goes out sometimes when the weather is bad. I'll usually use a camping lamp or flashlight and read out loud to Em. It's so much fun. I love reading but am a lousy storyteller.
Give me a break, please.
If you do I won't give you a hard time about your an and and's or your then's and the's.
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Gotta see.. gotta see!
back atcha!
Oo you got your hair done too!