WEBSLINGER IS BACK.... (38)
smoky: Hiya all you misery-gutses, this is your favourite super-hero, none other than the Webslinger herself, hurling herself from building to building using only the elastic from her knickers to stop her plunging to her doom......etc etc etc ...... and she has her new Super Improved Laptop complete with New Lithium Hard-Drive Battery that was supposed to last for 7 years but only lasted for about 4 months but was still, fortunately for them, under guarantee!
So .. I am back! .. to make your lives more difficult for you, to watch your usage of the english language and correct you when you slip by the waysides of life, to give you freely of my advice when you are in quandaries of decisions to make .. and sometimes, depending on my mood, to give you encouragement and uplift you in your moments of despair!
Yes, Granny is back! And I have read all you have written about my "demise" on CS, and now that you have gotten used to having some peace, I am here to destory all your illusions you began to create here about what is called "peace".....
So .. I am back! .. to make your lives more difficult for you, to watch your usage of the english language and correct you when you slip by the waysides of life, to give you freely of my advice when you are in quandaries of decisions to make .. and sometimes, depending on my mood, to give you encouragement and uplift you in your moments of despair!
Yes, Granny is back! And I have read all you have written about my "demise" on CS, and now that you have gotten used to having some peace, I am here to destory all your illusions you began to create here about what is called "peace".....
Welcome home Oh wise one!!! 
great to see you Smoky!!
PS: Glad I don't work for the Co who sold you your pc ... even though it was still under warranty ... bet you "read them their horoscope"!!!!
lisalee1960: welcome back dear
"dear"? ... No no, that is what you say to old ladies in the Old Age Home when you go visit them ..... Most definitely not to me, thank you. I have resolved that when young people call me Dear - I`m gonna do my kick-boxing thing like I do to lamp-posts to terrorize any potential muggers ...... You may call me by my name .. no endearments, but thanks for the welcome .....
Wow,you are here!But where you were untill now?
FlowerOfTheSun: Welcome home Oh wise one!!!
great to see you Smoky!!
PS: Glad I don't work for the Co who sold you your pc ... even though it was still under warranty ... bet you "read them their horoscope"!!!!
great to see you Smoky!!
PS: Glad I don't work for the Co who sold you your pc ... even though it was still under warranty ... bet you "read them their horoscope"!!!!
Ahhhh Soooo nice to see your welcome Flower, thanks a mil!
No no .... if you could have seen the dishy old guy who took care of my laptop ... the bestest looking old guy I`ve seen in Switzerland, except for Conrad of course
... well, that had me on my best behaviour and acting very gracious. I even washed my hair today before setting off to collect it!.. and put on my make-up, and my high-heels......... But he wasnt there today!
... just a spotty young teenager......
.. But my laptop is super now, and super fast too!So ... how you all been doing?
Lurve your new photo ... You got Gongman doing photography now? you lucky thing! I have to take my own photos .....
jan45: Wow,you are here!But where you were untill now?
Und ... Who may you be Jan45? When did you arrive here on CS?
Where was I until now? I was in the World of Reality - that place where people who dont have a working computer go to ...... That Place where they actually Do things connected to Real Life......?!
smoky: Hiya all you misery-gutses, this is your favourite super-hero, none other than the Webslinger herself, hurling herself from building to building using only the elastic from her knickers to stop her plunging to her doom......etc etc etc ...... and she has her new Super Improved Laptop complete with New Lithium Hard-Drive Battery that was supposed to last for 7 years but only lasted for about 4 months but was still, fortunately for them, under guarantee!
So .. I am back! .. to make your lives more difficult for you, to watch your usage of the english language and correct you when you slip by the waysides of life, to give you freely of my advice when you are in quandaries of decisions to make .. and sometimes, depending on my mood, to give you encouragement and uplift you in your moments of despair!
Yes, Granny is back! And I have read all you have written about my "demise" on CS, and now that you have gotten used to having some peace, I am here to destory all your illusions you began to create here about what is called "peace".....
Good to see you back!So .. I am back! .. to make your lives more difficult for you, to watch your usage of the english language and correct you when you slip by the waysides of life, to give you freely of my advice when you are in quandaries of decisions to make .. and sometimes, depending on my mood, to give you encouragement and uplift you in your moments of despair!
Yes, Granny is back! And I have read all you have written about my "demise" on CS, and now that you have gotten used to having some peace, I am here to destory all your illusions you began to create here about what is called "peace".....
Welcome back Smoky!! 
Conrad73: Good to see you back!
Hi handsome!.. Thanks for the welcome, nice to be back too!
p_seg: Welcome back Smoky!!
Hey... I got all the good looking guys welcoming me back! Thanks Pseq!
smoky: Hey... I got all the good looking guys welcoming me back!
Welcome back!smoky: Ahhhh Soooo nice to see your welcome Flower, thanks a mil!
No no .... if you could have seen the dishy old guy who took care of my laptop ... the bestest looking old guy I`ve seen in Switzerland, except for Conrad of course ... well, that had me on my best behaviour and acting very gracious. I even washed my hair today before setting off to collect it!.. and put on my make-up, and my high-heels......... But he wasnt there today! ... just a spotty young teenager...... .. But my laptop is super now, and super fast too!
So ... how you all been doing?
Lurve your new photo ... You got Gongman doing photography now? you lucky thing! I have to take my own photos .....
No no .... if you could have seen the dishy old guy who took care of my laptop ... the bestest looking old guy I`ve seen in Switzerland, except for Conrad of course ... well, that had me on my best behaviour and acting very gracious. I even washed my hair today before setting off to collect it!.. and put on my make-up, and my high-heels......... But he wasnt there today! ... just a spotty young teenager...... .. But my laptop is super now, and super fast too!
So ... how you all been doing?
Lurve your new photo ... You got Gongman doing photography now? you lucky thing! I have to take my own photos .....
Ha!!! Don't you be needing some new gadgets for your new beautifully working comp? And don't you need SOMEONE "who you just know would be able to advise you wisely?" The make up and high heels was just a practise run ... Anyhow, if you enjoyed it ... do it again just for the heck of it!!!!! New gadgets or no new gadgets!!!
Psssst!!! Camera on self-timer for new photos!!! Were surprise photos for Gman!!! ...
the_picky_one: Welcome back, Webslinger!
Just in case you haven’t read everything, as you said, let me tell you again that I’m sorry for what happened and, if you too think I was rude to you, I sincerely apologize.
Peace now?
Just in case you haven’t read everything, as you said, let me tell you again that I’m sorry for what happened and, if you too think I was rude to you, I sincerely apologize.
Peace now?
Here have some
to welcome our witchy sis back 
Ah,Smoky-sooooooo nice to see you again 
oh no!--- shes back --- and tis bout time too
--- and tis bout time tooFlowerOfTheSun: Welcome home Oh wise one!!!
great to see you Smoky!!
PS: Glad I don't work for the Co who sold you your pc ... even though it was still under warranty ... bet you "read them their horoscope"!!!!
That was probably more like a "Horrorscope" they ended up with.great to see you Smoky!!
PS: Glad I don't work for the Co who sold you your pc ... even though it was still under warranty ... bet you "read them their horoscope"!!!!
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So .. I am back! .. to make your lives more difficult for you, to watch your usage of the english language and correct you when you slip by the waysides of life, to give you freely of my advice when you are in quandaries of decisions to make .. and sometimes, depending on my mood, to give you encouragement and uplift you in your moments of despair!
Yes, Granny is back! And I have read all you have written about my "demise" on CS, and now that you have gotten used to having some peace, I am here to destory all your illusions you began to create here about what is called "peace".....