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mbcasey: All of these replies and noone mentioned a saran wrap bikini????
No, I wouldn't be wearing it, she would....
No, I wouldn't be wearing it, she would....
I know the idea is tantalizing but do you know how awful the reality is......
The rivers of perspiration, trying to get it off... the damn stuff keeps sticking to it´s self, you wind up needing a pair of scissors or a sharp knife and a cool shower before commencing to anything interesting...
yes.... I speak from experience...
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jbibiza: I know the idea is tantalizing but do you know how awful the reality is......
The rivers of perspiration, trying to get it off... the damn stuff keeps sticking to it´s self, you wind up needing a pair of scissors or a sharp knife and a cool shower before commencing to anything interesting...
yes.... I speak from experience...
The rivers of perspiration, trying to get it off... the damn stuff keeps sticking to it´s self, you wind up needing a pair of scissors or a sharp knife and a cool shower before commencing to anything interesting...
yes.... I speak from experience...
How about a trench coat with nothing on underneath instead????
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wfriars: If you were working out of town all week...what would be the perfect homecoming?
being met at the door by a very Hot babe, clad in just scanties, and a very dirty smile on her face....
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tufty: being met at the door by a very Hot babe, clad in just scanties, and a very dirty smile on her face....
Ahem.
(Whistles)
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Sommerauer71: Ahem.
(Whistles)
(Whistles)
Hubba !
< Shuts door >
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mbcasey: How about a trench coat with nothing on underneath instead????
freshly waxed for that ohhhh so smoooth feel... with high heels...
yeah, that works a lot better!
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jbibiza: freshly waxed for that ohhhh so smoooth feel... with high heels...
yeah, that works a lot better!
yeah, that works a lot better!
When would you be ready for a visitor?????
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wfriars: I am going over tonight to mow for him, because I know he has been stressing about it since he didn't get to do it before he left. Also I made sure before he left that the laundry was done, dish washer started etc. So hopefully he will have a stress-free wonderful return home!!!
Tell me more....
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A nice quite romantic dinner, sitting on the couch cuddling and kissing, saying and showing to one another just how special eachother is to one another.. looking at the light in eachothers eyes.. I better stop there.. 
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Daniel4021: A nice quite romantic dinner, sitting on the couch cuddling and kissing, saying and showing to one another just how special eachother is to one another.. looking at the light in eachothers eyes.. I better stop there..
You will be melting hearts all over the place with those thoughts.
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mbcasey: When would you be ready for a visitor?????
Hmmmmmm let me call the salon and see when I get can get an appointment... oh and I´ll have to order in the trench coat ... we don´t really need those in Ibiza...
(all though it would be handy to have one... : )
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mylifewithu: You will be melting hearts all over the place with those thoughts.
awww
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Daniel4021: awww I don't know about all that now..
Ok some of us then 
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mylifewithu: Ok some of us then
How sweet of you to say that..
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When I was married, and worked out of town....putting down my bags was the second thing I did when I got home 
.......if you know what I'm saying.
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diogenes: When I was married, and worked out of town....putting down my bags was the second thing I did when I got home .......if you know what I'm saying.
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a clean, quiet home. With a dog curled up next to me
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meeting him at the door- dinner in the oven ( won't be ready for a while though
) wearing nothing but the apron, praying he hasnt brought anyone home with him!!
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wfriars: If you were working out of town all week...what would be the perfect homecoming?
a tall ice cold beer
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No, I wouldn't be wearing it, she would....