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Sep 8, 2008 1:54 PM CST The one flaw in women..
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
'Why are you spending so much time on this one?'
And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands.'

The angel was astounded at the requirements.
'Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.'

'But I won't, ' the Lord protested.
'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days.'

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
'But you have made her so soft, Lord.'

'She is soft,' the Lord agreed,
'but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.'

'Will she be able to think?', asked the angel.

The Lord replied,
'Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate.'

The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.'

'That's not a leak,'
the Lord corrected,
'that's a tear!'
'What's the tear for?' the angel asked.

The Lord said, 'The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride.'
The angel was impressed.
'You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.'

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take 'no' for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
y et they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.




Yup!.. thats us.. wine

laugh hole
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Sep 8, 2008 1:55 PM CST The one flaw in women..
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
Phew!... even I didn't think I could read all that... yawn sleep sleep
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Sep 8, 2008 1:56 PM CST The one flaw in women..
ltlmstrouble
ltlmstroubleltlmstroubleMilton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK7 Threads 1,635 Posts
applause thumbs up So very true.....hug
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Sep 8, 2008 1:57 PM CST The one flaw in women..
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
Claayer: By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
'Why are you spending so much time on this one?'
And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands.'

The angel was astounded at the requirements.
'Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.'

'But I won't, ' the Lord protested.
'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days.'

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
'But you have made her so soft, Lord.'

'She is soft,' the Lord agreed,
'but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.'

'Will she be able to think?', asked the angel.

The Lord replied,
'Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate.'

The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.'

'That's not a leak,'
the Lord corrected,
'that's a tear!'
'What's the tear for?' the angel asked.

The Lord said, 'The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride.'
The angel was impressed.
'You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.'

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take 'no' for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
y et they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

Yup!.. thats us..
Jeez claire now i have to go and get some tea and cookies..

and get comfortable and readdddddddddddddd all this roll eyes
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Sep 8, 2008 1:58 PM CST The one flaw in women..
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
kissmedeeply: Jeez claire now i have to go and get some tea and cookies..

and get comfortable and readdddddddddddddd all this


Yeah I had to do that too giggle

Its worth it tho wink teddybear
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Sep 8, 2008 1:58 PM CST The one flaw in women..
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
ltlmstrouble: So very true.....


Yeaaah

Helllooooo wave hug
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Sep 8, 2008 1:59 PM CST The one flaw in women..
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Yep...that is us to a T...and thanx for posting the beautiful reminder g/f!!!!!!!!


wave wink hug teddybear hug bouquet
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Sep 8, 2008 2:00 PM CST The one flaw in women..
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
Love that one and yep that is WOMAN for sure.

teddybear
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Sep 8, 2008 2:00 PM CST The one flaw in women..
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
Love that one and yep that is WOMAN for sure.

teddybear
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Sep 8, 2008 2:00 PM CST The one flaw in women..
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Yep...that is us to a T...and thanx for posting the beautiful reminder g/f!!!!!!!!


I think sometimes we forget what Fab-U-lous creatures we really ARE. applause


giggle


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teddybear
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Sep 8, 2008 2:00 PM CST The one flaw in women..
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA56 Threads 15 Polls 950 Posts
hug wave conversing
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Sep 8, 2008 2:02 PM CST The one flaw in women..
riyablossom
riyablossomriyablossomsomewhere, Pennsylvania USA184 Threads 18 Polls 11,244 Posts
crying crying
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Sep 8, 2008 2:03 PM CST The one flaw in women..
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
riyablossom: crying


roll eyes roll eyes Yep.. even you are fab-u-lous Weeeya! comfort applause applause


giggle


teddybear
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Sep 8, 2008 2:05 PM CST The one flaw in women..
Ocee35
Ocee35Ocee35Jackson, Michigan USA69 Threads 2 Polls 3,852 Posts
I came to make a crude joke,

now I don't want too.



Here's to you, ladies...wine


bouquet
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Sep 8, 2008 2:06 PM CST The one flaw in women..
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
Ocee35: I came to make a crude joke,

now I don't want too.
Here's to you, ladies...


Yaaay!!

Can you nip back out and bring us a crate?

giggle
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Sep 8, 2008 2:07 PM CST The one flaw in women..
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Ocee35: I came to make a crude joke,

now I don't want too.
Here's to you, ladies...



Awwwwweeeee...well you're not so bad yourself Ocee...wave wink hug teddybear hug bouquet
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Sep 8, 2008 2:08 PM CST The one flaw in women..
riyablossom
riyablossomriyablossomsomewhere, Pennsylvania USA184 Threads 18 Polls 11,244 Posts
Claayer: Yep.. even you are fab-u-lous Weeeya!


::wiping nose to claayers dress:: thankuu .. smile

u too hug lips
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Sep 8, 2008 2:09 PM CST The one flaw in women..
Daniel4021
Daniel4021Daniel4021Somewhere, Tennessee USA157 Threads 8,986 Posts
The one flaw in women is that sometimes when a man shows he is human and needs someone to listen, he is thought of as only thinking of himself... or overbearing..
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Sep 8, 2008 2:11 PM CST The one flaw in women..
Wow! that is so us. Wonderful Claire! thanks for Sharing! Good point too. That Last line- so many of us either have never been taught or we forget our worth.teddybear hug hug hug teddybear teddybear thumbs up yay yay yay yay yay
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Sep 8, 2008 2:21 PM CST The one flaw in women..
candio
candiocandioYoungstown, Ohio USA20 Threads 568 Posts
Thank you for posting this. I enjoyed reading it. I think we have many flaws. One of our flaws is when caught up in life, we forget we are human at times. So when the world comes crashing down we feel we can no longer go on.
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