Two Drunks... (19)
The_Kansan: (Just couldn't resist!)
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So he wonders off to the bathroom and is gone for 5 ... 10... 20 minutes.
Well his friend gets ticked off and goes in to get him. He finds him in there and asks "What the hell are you doing?" The first drunk replies "Every time I flush, something reaches up and grabs my balls." The second drunk looks at him and says "Well no kiddin', dumba**, you're sittin' on the mop bucket!"
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So he wonders off to the bathroom and is gone for 5 ... 10... 20 minutes.
Well his friend gets ticked off and goes in to get him. He finds him in there and asks "What the hell are you doing?" The first drunk replies "Every time I flush, something reaches up and grabs my balls." The second drunk looks at him and says "Well no kiddin', dumba**, you're sittin' on the mop bucket!"
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Test bump "B." 
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all I can say is ...
Ouch!!
Ouch!!
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It's NOT unusual.... ------ This thread is Archived ------
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He's Mr Clean!
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mbcasey: He's Mr Clean!
Geez Ken!
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The_Kansan: Geez Ken!
Better Mr Clean than a dead wringer...
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mbcasey: Better Mr Clean than a dead wringer...
Hey!
I'm 'spose to be taking it easy on my incisions! You want me to rip a stitch or somethin'? ------ This thread is Archived ------
The_Kansan: Hey! I'm 'spose to be taking it easy on my incisions! You want me to rip a stitch or somethin'?
Laughter is the best medicine...
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mbcasey: Laughter is the best medicine...
I'll take your word for it - I know sittin' on a mop bucket sure ain't!
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The_Kansan: I'll take your word for it - I know sittin' on a mop bucket sure ain't!
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Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So he wonders off to the bathroom and is gone for 5 ... 10... 20 minutes.
Well his friend gets ticked off and goes in to get him. He finds him in there and asks "What the hell are you doing?" The first drunk replies "Every time I flush, something reaches up and grabs my balls." The second drunk looks at him and says "Well no kiddin', dumba**, you're sittin' on the mop bucket!"