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Apparently, someone was having their master bathroom remodeled and he was hired to do the work.
So, as my path was just about to cross his, I looked him straight in the eye and in a totally deadpanned delivery I say,
"wouldn't it be a lot easier just to carry a compact ?"
He laughed so hard, that he had to lean up against a tree
and just for a moment, the mirror slipped and he almost dropped it.