Three and a half men,
Drop their pants naked,
Leaving everything hanging loose,
No worries and nothing to lose,



Four scores and forty women,
Bare naked ladies asking for more,
Shouts of joy for a dancing display,
Showing what they got with shakes and groove.



Adam and Eve on the dance floor,

Saints and heretics judging and giving scores,

Next contestants would be Lucifer and Lilith.

After which comes Count Dracula and queen.


After them the Hulks are literally going to Breakdance,
Where is Superman when he is needed most?

Lois Lane is stuck again without a date!


Heaven and Hell collide,

Angels and Demons compete,
Battleground earth for all to see,
The greatest show on the universe is here!