| Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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 just ABE solomon AND youwell, i always do things only half correct so i'll probably die of semi-colon cancer... | Unknown | 204 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
read it and see the title it doesn't fitwhat do you call a thousand lawyers chained at the bottom of the ocean? A GOOD START... | Unknown | 245 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
A M A T T E R O F G R A V I T Yi guess the dude didn't dig himself... | Unknown | 314 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 steve1223 |
MeEt tHe stReEtit's tough living on the street when you're 18 and stealing slim jims jim's for dinner and a peach for breakfast. Lunch was indeterminate... | Unknown | 174 | 1 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 cafetwo2010 |
 theysaythey say we'll come to our end one day they say we just won't matter they say we'll become our own prey with thoughts as mad as a hatter they sa... | agoodguy2have | 1,433 | 13 | Aug 2011 | Jan 2019 godsprincess |
casing affectionswhether in deep of dark whether brightest of noonday there's always eyes askance casing out the come-what-may checking angles broadly obtuse to... | agoodguy2have | 463 | 3 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 gnj4u |
forgivefor give, for giving the whole world seems forgiven for living these ends to extremes for give me mine indiscretions that seemed so benign i... | agoodguy2have | 572 | 11 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 gnj4u |
 EnlightenedA few weeks ago, I had a epiphany. Someone or something turned off the dark, and brought my life back into the light. This is my story in a poem.... | LynnFromCT | 331 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
SHE'S STILL HONKINGI CAN'T I'VE KEPT THAT LADY WAITING BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW ONE JOINT TURNS INTO TWO, AND THREE... | Unknown | 514 | 1 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Redex |
does anyone know a good recipe for aardvark?because i caught this here aardvark and it must be good fer sumptin'... | Unknown | 663 | 1 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 jazzy75 |
have you ever seen two slugs coppulate?because no one else but me knows what losing a lover is like, and only me... | Unknown | 817 | 3 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Redex |
THE THIRD world weeps FIRSTBECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE NEED A HUG... | Unknown | 457 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
if u cross a canteloupe and a collie dog u get ai can't tell you right now....a rich lady with blinders on is outside honking me to come down...i'll tell you some other time... | Unknown | 452 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
the pres, the pope and a dopeSAVIOR YEAH MY SAVIOR COMES IN GLASSINE ENVELOPES FOR TEN BUX A POP ON MARTIN LUTHER KING BLVD...THAT'S NO INSULT...EVEN THE GENIUS CHRIS ROCK SAI... | Unknown | 494 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
hey doc, your daughter makes MINE LIKE a rockthis poem was written by a 63 year old man who have buried seven pshychiatrists who provided me with what i needed to reach 63,if i was careful... | Unknown | 421 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
finish my poemThat's as far as I got... | Unknown | 722 | 6 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
THIS MUSIC IS SO LOUD, DID YOU SAY SHE'S RICH?THE MUSIC MADE ME DO IT i'm not kidding, the ghost of Lawrece Welk compelled me to write this so i did...i do everything larry tells me to do... | Unknown | 537 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
DID will, BILL, and GILL get THERE pill?because a ferocious looking black dog i heard in my head kept demanding "go write poem, go write home, oh, and the dog's nme was SAM and i hear tell,... | Unknown | 468 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
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I TAUGHT JAMES DEAN HOW TO BE COOLYEAH, I MUST HAVE BEEN ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE AND JAMES DEAN WRITES ME TO REQUEST THAT I TEACH HIM HOW TO BE COOL. HEY, I'M SO COOL HOW COULD I SAY NO,... | Unknown | 474 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
MEETNG THE DUDE WOULD BE A GAS, MAN!come to think of it, when i left my wife after 26 arduous years i would have gone to prison but instead Denise rescued me WE ARE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE... | Unknown | 483 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
i write 15 poems in a day and u bury THEM!!!!FRET NOT I ONLY SAID THAT ABOUT BURYING ME BBCAUSE I NEED AN EXCUSE FOR HAVE 3 PEOPLE A NIGHT READ FROM 13-15 POEMS... | Unknown | 1,049 | 4 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 silentspring |
i use 120,045 profane VERBAGE, now will u read me?ALL RIGHT...I LIED ABOUT THE PROFANITY, I'LL WORRY ABOUT MY MORALITY AND YOU WORRY ABOUT YOUR VANITY (NOT THE ONE IN THE REST ROOM)... | Unknown | 396 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
COULD FLIPPER HAVE BEEN JACK THE RIPPER?I JUST WANT HER TO SAVE SPARE CHANGE IN A COFFEE CAN SO WHEN I NEED BAIL IT WILL BE THERE, THAT'S ALLS I'M SAYIN'... | Unknown | 379 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
MODIFYING an ADJECTIVE, OR OBJECTIVETHIS POEM IS ABOUT THE WORD ABOUT, I MEAN IF YOU SAY IT FAST 3,287 TIMES IT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT... | Unknown | 384 | 1 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 jazzy75 |
i know this KIND, not the KIND KINDI WAS MOVED TO WRITE THIS POEM IN HONOR OF HONORABLE MEN, AS FOR ME I AM ONLY VENERABLE (WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS) ~free!~... | Unknown | 476 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
tall PHAWL DOWNI WAS THINKING ABOUT A TOY, A LOT OF YOU MUST REMEMBER THE ERECTOR SET, AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT MY HELICOPTER LOOKED MORE LIKE A PRAYING MANTIS... | Unknown | 388 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
someTHing abOUt rOyAlty or SOmeTHingbecause i was sitting under a weepig willow with my willowy woman next to me and we heard doves who knew she and i were in love and then one of them c... | Unknown | 192 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
CHICKEN LITTLE MIGHT BE RIGHT after all!i wrote this because it is my belief that we are all doomed to hell, and heaven is going to go out of business due to bankruptcy!... | Unknown | 301 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
i ain't a'lyin i'll KILL diS here lionthis poem was written because someone dressed sort of like The Green Lantern held a gun to my head and threatened to waste my brain (hollow as it may... | Unknown | 181 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
HIDE and go WEAK (SUM UV U PARENTS NEED TO READ THpeople say "not my precious little laura" until it's their pecious little laura... | Unknown | 229 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
teef tsrst daedthis is free's whatever he deems me de jour and i would just like you all to pray that tomorrow free wakes up anyone else except him again, that wou... | Unknown | 380 | 1 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 andrew149 |
shud n e 1 read this their PARAKEET will DIEI DON'T REALY SEE ANY PARAKEETS DIE JUST CUZ PEOPLE WUD READ MY STUPH ~free!~... | Unknown | 223 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
THE PRODIGAL S U Nit's just that when the wind blows with a mindset to whip us ritually and reprehensibly it's hard to want to make love, no matter how sexy she is... | Unknown | 220 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
THE PRODIGAL S U Nit's just that when the wind blows with a mindset to whip us ritually and reprehensibly it's hard to want to make love, no matter how sexy she is... | Unknown | 302 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
my twin brother's name is PEE-tahbecause i had severe pain in my left arm and i'm all sweaty and out of breath, and my heart feels each pulse as painful... | Unknown | 201 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
ExTRAorDInarY EXtrAMentthis poem is all about MR. TRAVIS IAN, COWBOYS AND INDIANS... | Unknown | 445 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
PILLS IN pink, PUrpLE AND paNIcdanny and i did sort of this...we robbed 1500 Valium and buried it where you had to jump off a moving train and know where it was buried. it was so c... | Unknown | 247 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
DOPE DOES DASTARDLY DEEDS IN DECEMBERI GUARANTEE NO ONE, OUT OF THIRTY BILLION GAZILLION people,HAS EVER MET ANYONE AS BENEVOLENT AND STRUNG OUT AS ALAN DeLACKNER---u were a bro and my wi... | Unknown | 285 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
dope DIDN'T kill ME but BEING a DOPE almost DIDTHIS IS THE REASON I CANNOT RETURN TO MY BELOVED NEW YORK CITY... | Unknown | 281 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 andrew149 |
D I E T T R I B EDO NOT COP DOPE FROM PEOPLE LIKE ME... | Unknown | 259 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
diD yoU KNoW That beFOre?snow's a b*tch without a wake up shot!... | Unknown | 218 | 1 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |