How Many times can Someone " FALL IN LOVE" ? (45)
M4_Mischief: if you pick larry better not call him tom in throws of passion........
That's why I said .....maybe both. Never done the menage trois thingy but now that I'm not looking for love may just having some fun might be the ticket for little 'ol me 
HotrodLarrys: Just a joke...
A Woman can have 4 types of o*gasm
1. Positive
2. Negative
3. Spiritual
4. Fake
When a woman has a positive o*gasm, she says oh yes, oh yes
Negative o*gasm she says oh no, oh no
Spiritual o*gasm she says Oh God, Oh God
Fake o*gasm she says oh tom, oh tom
I'm shy A Woman can have 4 types of o*gasm
1. Positive
2. Negative
3. Spiritual
4. Fake
When a woman has a positive o*gasm, she says oh yes, oh yes
Negative o*gasm she says oh no, oh no
Spiritual o*gasm she says Oh God, Oh God
Fake o*gasm she says oh tom, oh tom
M4_Mischief: if you pick larry better not call him tom in throws of passion........
That's what I am talking about...
secretagent09: That's why I said .....maybe both. Never done the menage trois thingy but now that I'm not looking for love may just having some fun might be the ticket for little 'ol me
I wasn't sure whether I should post that or not...I didn't want to wake up sleeping Minds....
Beer has never broke my heart ... so I’ll say I fall in love every time I have a coyote ugly experience. 
I did post this on (three thing I need thread).....We all can't say food water and cover so,
Three Things I Need
Three things I need, food water and cover
Other things could make it better, like a Loving Touch
One that leaves My Heart Longing
If I told you everything, would be far too much
She brings me a glass of wine
Asks if she could loosen my buttons
Took my away breath, just to saying "fine"
Said relax My Darling, "You're Mine all Mine"
I questioned Her, She said just get in bed
She was so Sweet, She took My Glasses
found a pillow to put under my Head
She melted on top of me like warm Molasses
I knew I was in trouble, I just played Dead
She woke me with Passionate Kisses
I know it sounds funny, I even whispered for help
She put Her hand over my mouth, and said call me Your Misses
She took advantage of Me, as couldn't get up
Her on top of Me, with My hands Glued to to Her Breasts
An Erupt Explosion, With Screams of Satisfaction
I finally got weak and gave in, now She is off of My Chest
Truth being told She wanted Me Bad, Only I was Shy
Their must have been a leak in the roof, as the bed was all wet
She was my food water and shelter as She covered Me, that I can't deny
If She came over Tomorrow would I try it again? YOU BET!
And then I woke Up....
And I did post this in Poems..
Three Things I Need
Three things I need, food water and cover
Other things could make it better, like a Loving Touch
One that leaves My Heart Longing
If I told you everything, would be far too much
She brings me a glass of wine
Asks if she could loosen my buttons
Took my away breath, just to saying "fine"
Said relax My Darling, "You're Mine all Mine"
I questioned Her, She said just get in bed
She was so Sweet, She took My Glasses
found a pillow to put under my Head
She melted on top of me like warm Molasses
I knew I was in trouble, I just played Dead
She woke me with Passionate Kisses
I know it sounds funny, I even whispered for help
She put Her hand over my mouth, and said call me Your Misses
She took advantage of Me, as couldn't get up
Her on top of Me, with My hands Glued to to Her Breasts
An Erupt Explosion, With Screams of Satisfaction
I finally got weak and gave in, now She is off of My Chest
Truth being told She wanted Me Bad, Only I was Shy
Their must have been a leak in the roof, as the bed was all wet
She was my food water and shelter as She covered Me, that I can't deny
If She came over Tomorrow would I try it again? YOU BET!
And then I woke Up....
And I did post this in Poems..
Death and Love come only once. But if you marry a psycho they can come together at once. 
Stuffed if I know
42 times. The correct answer is always 42.
As many times as someone "has to".
When love ends it never a nice thing. I salute everyone who is willing to give the love thing another go instead of getting a bitterball or not bothering anymore.
When love ends it never a nice thing. I salute everyone who is willing to give the love thing another go instead of getting a bitterball or not bothering anymore.
KNenagh: As many times as someone "has to".
When love ends it never a nice thing. I salute everyone who is willing to give the love thing another go instead of getting a bitterball or not bothering anymore.
I totally agree, We only live one time...If for some reason it did not last, we have the Right to seek Happiness!, Nice PostWhen love ends it never a nice thing. I salute everyone who is willing to give the love thing another go instead of getting a bitterball or not bothering anymore.
HotrodLarrys: Just a joke...
A Woman can have 4 types of o*gasm
1. Positive
2. Negative
3. Spiritual
4. Fake
When a woman has a positive o*gasm, she says oh yes, oh yes
Negative o*gasm she says oh no, oh no
Spiritual o*gasm she says Oh God, Oh God
Fake o*gasm she says oh tom, oh tom
A Woman can have 4 types of o*gasm
1. Positive
2. Negative
3. Spiritual
4. Fake
When a woman has a positive o*gasm, she says oh yes, oh yes
Negative o*gasm she says oh no, oh no
Spiritual o*gasm she says Oh God, Oh God
Fake o*gasm she says oh tom, oh tom
How do you even fake one
irish78eyes: How do you even fake one
You just start moaning and groaning, screaming, clawing Ect, Just to make them feel like they did you some good, I guess? I don't fake it I just flood them out.....
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I'm just having a problem deciding which one Tom or Larry or both