Do you have a 'beer belly'? ( Archived) (38)

Jan 20, 2020 10:57 PM CSTDo you have a 'beer belly'?
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral, Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts

Do you have a 'beer belly'?(Vote Below)

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No
18
67%
Yes
6
22%
Not yet, but I'm working on it.
3
11%
Total Votes
27
Well, if you do, here's the bad news:
Vote on the poll please.

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Jan 20, 2020 11:18 PM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden104 Threads 5 Polls 3,306 Posts
No, I don't drink beer.
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Jan 21, 2020 1:49 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
EXRED
EXREDEXREDNorthumberland, England UK6 Threads 1,659 Posts
I drink beer but once once a week, I am stepping that up thoughlaugh laugh
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Jan 21, 2020 2:57 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Nope.
Nor do I find them attractive.
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Jan 21, 2020 2:59 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
mollybaby: Nope.
Nor do I find them attractive.
Love handles. Call them Love Handles Molly.

...that have shifted to the front.



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Jan 21, 2020 3:09 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
Never had a beer belly, Always worked off my beer...beverage delivery pointing
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Jan 21, 2020 3:11 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
Herkim
HerkimHerkimMesa, Arizona USA2 Threads 442 Posts
How much beer do you have to drink to get a beer belly?mumbling
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Jan 21, 2020 3:12 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
But I don't love handles, no matter where they are placed tongue
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Jan 21, 2020 3:19 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
mollybaby: But I don't love handles, no matter where they are placed
Ok, you've convinced me. You've got the job.

Love Handle Island, here we come!

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Jan 21, 2020 3:22 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
Herkim: How much beer do you have to drink to get a beer belly?
I actually think some people can get a beer belly, and not even drink beer....I have never had to worry about it....dunno
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Jan 21, 2020 3:25 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
OnlyLiveTwice: Ok, you've convinced me. You've got the job.

Love Handle Island, here we come!
Love Handle Island would be a great name for a reality tv slimming show laugh
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Jan 21, 2020 3:32 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
mollybaby: Love Handle Island would be a great name for a reality tv slimming show
Well, in terms of screening for roles....you are a perfect fit!!
Congratulations, my agent will be in touch.


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Jan 21, 2020 3:42 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
Selenite
SeleniteSeleniteMálaga, Andalusia Spain59 Threads 1 Polls 6,299 Posts
Never found beer bellies attractive ... on anyone ... dunno
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Jan 21, 2020 3:44 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
Selenite: Never found beer bellies attractive ... on anyone ...
LOVE conquers all.


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Jan 21, 2020 3:52 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
Selenite
SeleniteSeleniteMálaga, Andalusia Spain59 Threads 1 Polls 6,299 Posts
OnlyLiveTwice: LOVE conquers all.
If he loves beer enough to get a beer belly I'm not selfish! I'll leave him all the freedom he needs to conquer it. In his own house with his beer, at his own table at the bar with his beer, in his own car with his beer, scold in his own bed with his beer!

cheers
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Jan 21, 2020 3:57 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
Selenite: If he loves beer enough to get a beer belly I'm not selfish! I'll leave him all the freedom he needs to conquer it. In his own house with his beer, at his own table at the bar with his beer, in his own car with his beer, in his own bed with his beer!
But señorita, surely the man's intellect and emotional intelligence takes precedence over the shape of his 'nether regions'?
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Jan 21, 2020 3:57 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
OnlyLiveTwice: Well, in terms of screening for roles....you are a perfect fit!!
Congratulations, my agent will be in touch.
I presume as the presenter snooty
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Jan 21, 2020 3:58 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
mollybaby: I presume as the presenter
No, as the voice-over.


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Jan 21, 2020 4:03 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
Selenite
SeleniteSeleniteMálaga, Andalusia Spain59 Threads 1 Polls 6,299 Posts
OnlyLiveTwice: But señorita, surely the man's intellect and emotional intelligence takes precedence over the shape of his 'nether regions'?
The man's intellect and emotional intelligence would be greatly diminished by his intake of beer professor
As would his ability to do many things... the beer gut is just one of the clues easily picked up by the naked eye laugh
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Jan 21, 2020 4:05 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
Selenite
SeleniteSeleniteMálaga, Andalusia Spain59 Threads 1 Polls 6,299 Posts
OnlyLiveTwice: No, as the voice-over.
I thought you were going to say as your stunt double ... you appear to have the same chalky face ... rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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Jan 21, 2020 4:08 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
Selenite: The man's intellect and emotional intelligence would be greatly diminished by his intake of beer
As would his ability to do many things... the beer gut is just one of the clues easily picked up by the naked eye
Sorry, you don't get off lightly with a mere deft turn of phrase. You are equating a man's girth with his emotional intelligence!
I can quote you a dozen names of great luminaries and intellects, male and female, who were 'plus-size.'
Size, aka beer belly has nothing to do with emotional intelligence.
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Jan 21, 2020 4:23 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Selenite: I thought you were going to say as your stunt double ... you appear to have the same chalky face ...
That's simply from lack of sunshine snooty

Anyway, I have better hair than him laugh
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Jan 21, 2020 4:36 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
donal63
donal63donal63letterkenny, Donegal Ireland2 Threads 2,252 Posts
not really a beer belly,my ex girlfriend had one,think it was a beer belly?dunno
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Jan 21, 2020 5:28 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
Cranky_Geezer
Cranky_GeezerCranky_GeezerPatchogue, New York USA29 Threads 1 Polls 2,239 Posts
No. I eat smart and do 500 crunches a day to avoid that unhealthy ugliness. professor
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Jan 21, 2020 6:27 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
Selenite
SeleniteSeleniteMálaga, Andalusia Spain59 Threads 1 Polls 6,299 Posts
OnlyLiveTwice: Sorry, you don't get off lightly with a mere deft turn of phrase. You are equating a man's girth with his emotional intelligence!
I can quote you a dozen names of great luminaries and intellects, male and female, who were 'plus-size.'
Size, aka beer belly has nothing to do with emotional intelligence.
Ahhh but! I was not talking about someone's body shape precisely! I totally agree with you!
I was literally talking about the beer belly that is the result of beer guzzling! professor in which case it's the beer guzzling that is in direct connection with his emotional intelligence when under the ingluence rather than the actual size of his midriff....
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Jan 21, 2020 6:39 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
Selenite
SeleniteSeleniteMálaga, Andalusia Spain59 Threads 1 Polls 6,299 Posts
mollybaby: That's simply from lack of sunshine

Anyway, I have better hair than him
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Jan 21, 2020 6:58 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
Selenite: Ahhh but! I was not talking about someone's body shape precisely! I totally agree with you!
I was literally talking about the beer belly that is the result of beer guzzling! in which case it's the beer guzzling that is in direct connection with his emotional intelligence when under the ingluence rather than the actual size of his midriff....
My dear senorita, some of the greatest ideas in history have been created while under the liberating influence of the fruit of the hops. Benjamin Franklin himself said that “Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” - what greater and more irrevocable testament could one require?
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Jan 21, 2020 7:01 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
Queen Victoria drank beer as well.
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Jan 21, 2020 7:04 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
pat8lanips: Queen Victoria drank beer as well.
And e she was, by all accounts, a barrel of fun. cheers
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Jan 21, 2020 9:04 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
Selenite
SeleniteSeleniteMálaga, Andalusia Spain59 Threads 1 Polls 6,299 Posts
OnlyLiveTwice: My dear senorita, some of the greatest ideas in history have been created while under the liberating influence of the fruit of the hops. Benjamin Franklin himself said that “Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” - what greater and more irrevocable testament could one require?
And some of the greatest works of art and poetry and other writings under the influence of one substance or another...

I honour everyone right to be and to create under the influence of whichever substance they choose head banger

I also honour my right to choose not to become involved with someone who cannot function unless they are under the influence of one substance or another ... not out of judgement ... simply out of respect for my quality of life...

Having said that, I have a few friends who mostly function under the influence of a substance of other ... but I have the freedom of walking away whenever ... wine
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Jan 21, 2020 9:46 AM CST Do you have a 'beer belly'?
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
Selenite: And some of the greatest works of art and poetry and other writings under the influence of one substance or another...

I honour everyone right to be and to create under the influence of whichever substance they choose

I also honour my right to choose not to become involved with someone who cannot function unless they are under the influence of one substance or another ... not out of judgement ... simply out of respect for my quality of life...

Having said that, I have a few friends who mostly function under the influence of a substance of other ... but I have the freedom of walking away whenever ...
Aye, let us drink a toast to sobriety señorita! cheers

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