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Would you have a conversation with me?

Yes
27
57%
No
20
43%
Total Votes
47
tell me...

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Do You Like Polls?

Yes they are fun
20
48%
No I never enter one!
9
21%
Sorry I thought you meant "Do you like Poles"
13
31%
Total Votes
42
Damn poles always questioning me about everything.. Geez lol...

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Are You

Cro-Magnon
10
29%
Neanderthal
12
34%
Neither I'm Just a Homo
13
37%
Total Votes
35
Just for fun. Any resemblance to reality both modern or historic is purely the illusion of coincidence, and should be reported to the (DHB) Department of the Humerus Bone....

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What new products will Tim Cook unveil tomorrow in Cupertino Ca?

New iPhones?
4
22%
An iCar?
2
11%
An iWatch?
1
6%
IDildos?
1
6%
New IOS 7 Features?
4
22%
An iBra?
4
22%
The iBible?
2
11%
Total Votes
18
Apple is hosting another product event at its HQ, Tuesday 8/10/13. So, what will be its latest products?...

Emperor George W. Bush #1

Yes
17
25%
No
50
75%
Total Votes
67
Bush 43 did such a great job as President of the U.S.A. and kept us safe, here, after 9/11, I believe he should now be Emporer Bush #1 of the entire world. Please vote Yes or No here. The results will be disseminated on msnbc after a week of vot...Read more

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mens are

tough and strong
22
63%
soft with emotions
13
37%
Total Votes
35
some thinks mens are strong and others feel they hv soft corners too,difficult to judge what you says...

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From few months we have many women from Indonesia on the site becoz

There is Flood so they Migrate to cs
6
15%
Scared of Vampires
6
15%
Due to bad weather
1
3%
They Love CS Guys
4
10%
I dont know
4
10%
There is a dating Virus
4
10%
Ali,they are members like us
6
15%
Other
8
21%
Total Votes
39
Hi Indonesian Girls ,How are you ? Note: This thread is only to have fun together along wth the Lovely Indonesian Girls ....

View Comments (11)

Should I ban the piranhas?

Yes
17
52%
No
16
48%
Total Votes
33

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What should Kim Kardashian & Kanye West name their baby ?

Ka$h
6
16%
Kashmere
4
11%
Karat
0
0%
Kenya
3
8%
Easton west
3
8%
Kahn
1
3%
kascade
1
3%
Dash
1
3%
Taylor Swifton west
0
0%
where the hell did you get these names anyway lol
19
50%
Total Votes
38
Meaningless topics...

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Ladies ,do u want me to show u mine ?

AAhh ..yes
11
22%
No
28
57%
i am Shy
0
0%
By email
1
2%
Show me on Cam
0
0%
I have see already it is Huge Ali
1
2%
Let me Think
6
12%
Other
2
4%
Total Votes
49
Want me to show u My Yard / Lawn Pics ?...

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r we here to meet some1 nice or flirting some1

r we here for flirting
12
19%
r we here for meeting some,1 nice
50
81%
Total Votes
62
We r here to meet some1 not flirting.cuz we r kinda sick of meeting some,1 in the club or pub getting booted so I hope we all here to meet a nice person not still flirting here...

View Comments (9)

How long do you spend in the Bathroom?

2 Minutes
2
3%
5 Minutes
10
14%
10 Minutes
5
7%
15-20 mnts
19
28%
30 Mnts
11
16%
1 Year ...hahaha
4
6%
a month
1
1%
as more as needed
16
23%
Other
1
1%
Sorry
0
0%
Total Votes
69
Sorry...

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Boxers or Briefs?

Boxers
38
69%
Briefs
17
31%
Total Votes
55
men and underwear...

View Comments (8)

A poll about Polls

Yes i think polls are useful and informative
23
52%
No they're a waste of time
7
16%
Got nothing against polls they're nice people
8
18%
Why are you doing this
3
7%
Please stop it
0
0%
Feckoff already
3
7%
Total Votes
44
Yeah well i really should do something better with my time...

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duck duck goose .... first thoughts

oh no a bomb!
3
16%
oh yeah i remember that game.
4
21%
remember? heck i still play it.
4
21%
iz dis anoder blond joke?
0
0%
wtf???
2
11%
i don't get it.
2
11%
did i leave the stove on?
0
0%
whait! WHAT? ?
0
0%
how m i supozed to respond again?
3
16%
this iz gettin fun.. weird , but fun.
1
5%
Total Votes
19
becreative ,...

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The only one ,JOKE thread

Yes,would be good.
10
56%
No ,we r ok now.
8
44%
Total Votes
18
Wouldn't be better if we post all jokes in ONE thread,and make it go and go.it would be better ,cos evertime we wanna have some laugh we can enter the joke thread and read tons of jokes,instead of to entering different threads only for 1 joke. So...

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Which seem more unlikely?

Manti Te'o marries into the British royal family.
3
10%
Barbara Walters interviews Bigfoot.
14
48%
Jar Jar Binks becomes a Jedi.
12
41%
Total Votes
29

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Who is the funniest man on tv right now?

David Letterman
2
6%
Jimmy Kimmel
6
17%
Jay Leno
6
17%
Jimmy Fallon
3
9%
John Stewart
3
9%
Stephen Colbert
4
11%
Daniel Tosh
3
9%
Craig Furguson
8
23%
Total Votes
35
The best funny man of all time was Johnny Carson. I would say my favorite, if I had to pick one would be Jimmy Kimmel. He had a hilarious run on The Man Show in the late 90's....

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What type of death do you expect ?

a peaceful death
25
42%
a painless death
3
5%
a respectful death
4
7%
a heroic death
6
10%
above (1,2,3,& 4) all in one death
5
8%
a death with my loving ones
1
2%
a death with my enemies
4
7%
an exemplary death
1
2%
a postponable death
2
3%
a suicidal death
8
14%
Total Votes
59

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For all the non-Sri Lankans out there... What is kottu??

Place
2
11%
City
0
0%
Restaurant
1
6%
Food
13
72%
Sri Lankan rapper
2
11%
Total Votes
18
............

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How would you rate a compliment from your boss?

Hold your head up with pride and smile.
21
57%
Fart in a hurricane compared to a raise.
5
14%
Flush the toilet and forgeddabout it.
11
30%
Total Votes
37
$$$$ $$$$ Never forget that money talks....

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Which villian from the past would you want to beat up in a fist fight?

Hitler
22
47%
Stalin
2
4%
John Wilkes Booth
1
2%
Nero
3
6%
Vlad the Impaler
3
6%
Al Capone
0
0%
Osamma Bin Ladin
15
32%
Gengis Kahn
1
2%
Total Votes
47
Hitting below the belt is allowed....

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Ladies ,25000 Dollars

A car
8
40%
A House
2
10%
support to do some Business
1
5%
No i will not anything
4
20%
A Watch /Mobile Phone
2
10%
A Motorbike
0
0%
Just some Food Together
1
5%
A Box of Viagra
0
0%
Other
2
10%
Total Votes
20
Ladies ,if u find 25000 Dollars what would you Buy for your partner /BF ?...

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ladies ,How Long

Aahh...All the Night
8
33%
All the Day
1
4%
Twice a Day /Night
0
0%
Just Few Hours
1
4%
I get Tired in Just few Minutes
1
4%
As long as My man wants
2
8%
depends on Mood
10
42%
Other
1
4%
Total Votes
24
How Long do u want to be on a Date ?...

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Ladies ,Is it True ?

yes Ali it is True
3
18%
No No it isnt
3
18%
Who Says ?
3
18%
I dont Know
0
0%
AAhhh...Yess ..aahh I love more and More
1
6%
Just sometimes
2
12%
May be More Than Twice a day
1
6%
All the Day and Night make me happy
2
12%
Other
2
12%
Total Votes
17
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . is it true that women eat More than Men ?...

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