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Has anyone ever used these expressions?

Yes
9
75%
No
3
25%
Only in a confessional
0
0%
Other
0
0%
Total Votes
12
I don’t know what they mean but I hear these expressions used all the time. Some say they don’t mean jack shit. … are you shitting me? … I need to get my shit together....

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Self Defense

Self Defense techniques (with proper lessons of free hand fighting , martial art , boxing etc.)
21%
3 Votes
Any small handy weapon (pocket knife , shaving razors etc.)
0%
0 Votes
Pepper Spray (as alternative perfume , deodorant , mosquito spray etc. Whatever available)
7%
1 Votes
Fire Arms (with proper lessons and valid license)
29%
4 Votes
A location tracker (mobile or vehicle GPS system etc.)
0%
0 Votes
A communication device (mobile , wireless transmission etc.)
7%
1 Votes
A signaling equipment (to send SOS a torch , flair gun etc.)
7%
1 Votes
Anything available that can be used as weapon (safety pin , hair clip , pen , lighter , belt etc.)
7%
1 Votes
Scream to draw attention of rescuers/public
0%
0 Votes
Run as fast as you can
21%
3 Votes
14 Total Votes
Heyyaa all !! Imagine , If you were caught in a critical situation (attacked by mafia gang , attacked by a dinosaur , attacked by aliens etc.) , and needed something for self defense , then Which option would you Mostly like to Rely...Read more

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Do women or men... like lazing in the sun mostly?

Women do it more
8
89%
Men do it more
1
11%
Total Votes
9
Bonus questions...does women's make-up run a lot...on a hot sunny day Do women enjoy the multi tasking of showing off their bodies to men and working on a tan How long...is too long in the sun...

Morning or Late Night

Morning
4
19%
Late Night
11
52%
Both, but only with galrads
6
29%
Total Votes
21
If you remember, which do you prefer: morning or late night sex?...

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Are you conscious of when you pick your nose during a dinner date?

Yes
3
27%
No
1
9%
Only on holidays
2
18%
When in prison
2
18%
Other
3
27%
Total Votes
11
Well?...

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Can women go with drama in their lives?

No
4
22%
Yes
14
78%
Total Votes
18
We all know a good number of women...love drama and seek drama...in their personal lives or by watching soaps or by social media..but if everything...really was perfect for women and they never wanted for anything...would they look for something...an...Read more

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Might Be Real

Unicorn
2
15%
Dragon
1
8%
Phoenix
2
15%
Pegasus
0
0%
Mermaid
2
15%
Yeti
0
0%
Bigfoot
3
23%
Locknessmonster
3
23%
Total Votes
13
Hello to you all Almost in all different culture all over the world , from ancient time to this modern era , some interesting mythical creatures were/are very popular.. So If someday somewhere One of this creature get a chance to be...Read more

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How The World Will End ?

By World War
19%
5 Votes
By Pandemic like Ongoing Corona
8%
2 Votes
By Natural Disaster (Tsunami/Meteor Rain/Weather Fluctuation etc.)
12%
3 Votes
By Population Outburst (Causing Basic Supply Deficiency to Survive)
8%
2 Votes
By the Revolution of AI (Artificial Intelligence)
4%
1 Votes
By Sun (When it will become Either Supernova or Black Hole)
15%
4 Votes
By Collision with another Outer Space Object
12%
3 Votes
By Alien Invasion
4%
1 Votes
Let Me Think , Might Be Some Other Ways
12%
3 Votes
Whatever it might be , I just want it to happen SOON so that I can witness it !!!
8%
2 Votes
26 Total Votes
Hello to you all !...

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Which One of this is Your Most Favourite Comedy Show ?

The Big Bang Theory
3
12%
Seinfeld
5
19%
How I Met Your Mother
1
4%
Happily Divorced
0
0%
FRIENDS
1
4%
Two And A Half Men
4
15%
The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
1
4%
Sex And The City
0
0%
Mr. BEAN
4
15%
Other (Please mention in the comment)
7
27%
Total Votes
26
Hello to you all !!!...

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What About OLD People ?

More Experienced
3
16%
More Intolerant
0
0%
More Wise
4
21%
More Rigid
1
5%
More Open Minded
1
5%
More Practical
0
0%
More Reserved
0
0%
More Cranky
1
5%
More Cautious
6
32%
Something Else (Please mention in the comment)
3
16%
Total Votes
19
Hello to you all... First I want to clear that I count myself as an OLD too (I have plenty of grey hairs) and that's why I want to know what others may think about OLD people... Obviously everything in this world has some pros and cons.. So what's...Read more

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Who looks most like me?

Yul Brynner
0
0%
Telly Savalas
4
31%
Other
9
69%
Total Votes
13
Yul Brynner Telly Savalas...

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Which decade was comedy at it's best?

1930s
0
0%
1940s
2
12%
1950s
1
6%
1960s
4
24%
1970s
3
18%
1980s
3
18%
1990s
2
12%
2000s
0
0%
2010s
2
12%
2020s
0
0%
Total Votes
17
In my opinion...These days political correctness has ruined comedy and not much modern comedy would be funny to me...but back in the 60s...70s...80s and 1990s...I think comedy was at it's best and a gigantic task it would be...for me to list all the...

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TP wars, how much do you use?

none, I use bedit.
3
21%
about 10-20 sheets, (per time in washroom)
7
50%
about 50-100 sheets, (per time in washroom)
0
0%
about half a roll, (per time in washroom)
2
14%
a whole roll, (per time in washroom)
0
0%
more than 1 roll, (per time in washroom)
2
14%
Total Votes
14
My reason for wondering is because, I use a little, while I heard someone roll the sheets off then roll again, 4 times. (bathrooms are back to back) They use a roll in about 3 to 4 days. I also see about 10-15 more sheets in waste basket each day. I...Read more

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Do you have a nickname for your organ?

Yes
5
31%
No
11
69%
Total Votes
16
Just to add a little fun...I used to call my organ...my friend and named my exes organ her friend I would say...My friend would like to ask you...how is your friend and is she ready for my friend I used to use the word "cuddle" in...Read more

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I'm building a star ship enterprise crew...who would you most be like?

Leonard McCoy, chief medical officer.
16%
3 Votes
Spock, first officer and science officer.
32%
6 Votes
Montgomery Scott, chief engineer.
16%
3 Votes
Nyota Uhura, communications officer.
11%
2 Votes
Pavel Chekov, navigator and security/tactical officer.
5%
1 Votes
Hikaru Sulu, helmsman
0%
0 Votes
Christine Chapel, medical officer.
16%
3 Votes
Janice Rand, Captain's yeoman.
5%
1 Votes
19 Total Votes
I'm playing the role of James T. Kirk, commanding officer of the USS Enterprise and I'm looking for a crew to join me on my adventures Read more

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Do you share...your bed with pets?

Yes
18
39%
No
12
26%
Never
8
17%
Have done before...but not anymore
8
17%
Total Votes
46

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Boris Johnson is attracted to Angela Markel

Yes he is
5
20%
No he isn't
8
32%
She is mother of his child
3
12%
No Ali they just dated
1
4%
Angela just like his hair style
0
0%
No idea
5
20%
Other
3
12%
Total Votes
25
What do u think ?...

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What do women prefer wearing?

Trainers
5
17%
Shoes
3
10%
Boots
9
30%
High heels
2
7%
Slippers
1
3%
Prefer bare foot
5
17%
Ice skates
0
0%
Ski's
0
0%
Roller skates
2
7%
Other
3
10%
Total Votes
30
Women you can Vote now and feel free to share your views...

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What christmas present...do CS women want most?

An item of jewellery
10
21%
A new sex toy
7
15%
a new mobile phone
4
9%
a makeup set
0
0%
a world war two gas mask
1
2%
a new pair of slippers
1
2%
a younger man for bedroom company and casual fun
2
4%
A cook book...piny and set of oven gloves
2
4%
a karaoke machine
2
4%
other
18
38%
Total Votes
47

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What do women do mostly online?

Go on CS and chat
14%
4 Votes
Go on porn sites
11%
3 Votes
Go on shopping sites to buy clothing or food or kitchen ware
14%
4 Votes
Go on other social networking sites
21%
6 Votes
Play online games
18%
5 Votes
Communicate by email a lot
11%
3 Votes
Work from home
4%
1 Votes
watch stuff or listen to music on youtube
4%
1 Votes
gamble online
0%
0 Votes
Shop for sex toys
4%
1 Votes
28 Total Votes
vote now and...

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Women do you like men to be

Wearing makeup
1
5%
Without makeup
2
9%
with and without makeup
0
0%
With beard
3
14%
With moustache
0
0%
Clean shaven
7
32%
Wearing a world war two gas mask
1
5%
Wearing a sack over their heads
3
14%
Not interested in men
1
5%
other
4
18%
Total Votes
22
a lady requested a poll...so here it is...have fun...

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Is it true joe biden said we have nothing to fear but fear itself ?

Yes
5
20%
No
14
56%
Not sure
5
20%
Other
1
4%
Total Votes
25
.. Heeeeere’s Johnny...

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Do people with high self-esteem consistently attack others in the cs forums ?

Yes
31%
5 Votes
No because they are consistently aligning their actions with their values.
31%
5 Votes
Other
38%
6 Votes
16 Total Votes
Some people believe that consistently criticizing others is an unconscious defense mechanism for dealing with their own insecurities....

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What type of Zoomer are you?

The one who is half dressed
27%
3 Votes
The one who thinks an e-mail would suffice
18%
2 Votes
The one who prefers the camera off
45%
5 Votes
The one with the kids popping up behind you making funny faces
9%
1 Votes
11 Total Votes
A warm welcome to all remote workers, Take a few seconds to answer the poll to engage with other remote workers....

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Is this forum quiet

Yes
5
42%
No
1
8%
Maybe
2
17%
Someone needs to do something about it
1
8%
A few new faces
1
8%
Golf dinner
2
17%
Total Votes
12
What you think...

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