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Which supernatural event do you think could really Happen?

Alien invasion.
5
12%
Zombie outbreak.
3
7%
Giant monster attack.
3
7%
Joe Biden elected president.
3
7%
Aliens send signals from deep space.
12
28%
Bigfoot captured alive.
2
5%
Honest politician discovered.
12
28%
Vampires are real.
2
5%
The Pittsburgh Pirates have winning season.
1
2%
Total Votes
43
The possibilities are endless....

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Which alien would you want as a room mate?

Klingon.
3
9%
Vulcan.
14
41%
Brelac.
1
3%
Dalek.
5
15%
Predator.
11
32%
Skrull.
0
0%
Sontaran.
0
0%
Total Votes
34
On second thought, there's no room at the inn....

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Who would YOU vote for in the upcoming presidential election?

E-Trader Baby. He's good with numbers.
5
16%
Harry Potter. He could make congress disappear.
15
48%
Chef Gordon Ramsey. We'll all eat healthier.
11
35%
Total Votes
31
I'm still going for the R and R....

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What would you do if you had your own clone?

Stay home and send the clone to work.
37
61%
Double date.
5
8%
Start fights and have the clone finish them.
3
5%
Now you can finally kick yourself.
6
10%
You do the dishes. The clone mows the lawn.
10
16%
Total Votes
61

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Which super power would you like to have?

Super strength.
3
4%
Teleportation.
15
22%
Invisibility.
31
46%
Flight.
9
13%
Invulnerability.
3
4%
Intangibility.
1
1%
Shape shifting.
5
7%
Total Votes
67
I'd like the ability to save more money. That would really be super....

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What would be the concert event of the year?

AC/DC, Dropkick Murphy's, Rob Zombie.
17
42%
Celine Dione, Katy Perry, Beyonce.
14
35%
Barry Manilow, Air Supply, Journey.
9
22%
Total Votes
40
I'm not giving away my pick. But small hint. #3 NO WAY! #2 if I'm with a really hot date....

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Which Olympics event would you want to see?

Human pinata.
6
14%
Politicians B-S biathalon.
5
12%
Texting while running. 1000 meters.
31
74%
Total Votes
42
Good bye Olympics. See you in 2016....

What's the best way to get someone's personal information?

Listen to their cell phone conversation.
8
24%
Search their trash.
8
24%
Ask their Ex.
17
52%
Total Votes
33
I'll pick one. Some of these people talk so loudly on their phones that picking up details about them isn't hard....

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Which type of ghost would you live with?

Woman carrying severed screaming head.
2
5%
Spectral clown.
2
5%
Little girl phantom.
10
23%
Skeleton with chain saw.
3
7%
Peeping tom poltergeist
1
2%
Ghost dog.
25
58%
Total Votes
43
it doesn't matter which type of ghost i have. if I'm paying the bills and it's my house, then they're not staying there rent free....

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Which vacation idea would you pick?

Running with the bulls in Pamplona Spain.
3
6%
U.F.O watching in Roswell New Mexico.
11
22%
Camping out at Loch Ness.
15
29%
Alligator hunting in Florida.
3
6%
Fishing for sharks off Hawaii.
15
29%
Taking a brief tour of Cherynobl.
4
8%
Total Votes
51
Picking #1 above all others. I'm actually going to Pamplona one day....

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If you could see one future event which one would you chose?

Winning lottery numbers.
30
75%
If the person your kid marries is a loser or not.
7
18%
take the unbrella or not when they call for rain.
3
8%
Total Votes
40
#1 without a doubt....

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Which person would you let your kid marry?

A satanist. Christmas dinner will be awkward.
7
25%
An ex mental patient and canibal turned vegan.
5
18%
A cyclops, who works as an optometrist.
16
57%
Total Votes
28
This is a time when I'm glad that I don't have kids....

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What's the best name for your cat? And not be ashamed when you tell your friends his name :)

Picasso
4
8%
Frankenstein
6
11%
Mushu
2
4%
Oshiii
2
4%
Chanel
9
17%
Eeyore
8
15%
non, these are silly names
22
42%
Total Votes
53

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The Sign Says "WET PAINT" ~Do You~

Touch to see if it is dry yet
27
46%
Repect the sign and don't touch
21
36%
Inscribe your initials in it
3
5%
Take down the sign
3
5%
Wish you could have chosen the color
5
8%
Total Votes
59
The Painted area is a public restroom and the color used is lime green....

You're walking in the woods and see a skeleton with a bag of money. What do you do?

Touch nothing and call the police.
22
39%
Take the money. Then Call the police.
9
16%
Take the money and keep your mouth shut.
16
28%
Take the money and the skull as a souvenier.
10
18%
Total Votes
57
How much money are we talking about?...

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Flippin` the bird

I wanna come up as cool
1
5%
Im a rebbel
3
15%
monkey does what monkey see`s
4
20%
I have attitute problems
2
10%
look at me Im tough
2
10%
others ,but I haven`t got a clue
8
40%
Total Votes
20
Somehow I don`t quite understand why people wave at random strangers with their middle finger or why they even post it on their profile enlighten me please......

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Who is your favorite villian?

Frieza.
2
6%
Loki.
2
6%
The Joker.
16
52%
Doctor Octopus.
4
13%
Scarecrow.
5
16%
Sabertooth.
0
0%
Venom.
2
6%
Total Votes
31
Sometimes it's good to be bad....

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You are chased by a mob of zombies and have time to rush into one store. Which one do you chose?

Gun store
26
68%
Victoria's Secret
2
5%
Target
2
5%
Best buy
2
5%
Kohls
0
0%
Organic foods
6
16%
Total Votes
38
For me this is a no brainer....

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What If you're driving along and spot a large spider or centipede in your car?

Ignore it. Keep driving.
11
24%
Stop in the middle of traffic, then run.
9
20%
Calmly pull over. Then find and kill it.
25
56%
Total Votes
45
Fasten your seat belts....

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Socks with sandals. Yes or no?

Yes.
5
6%
No.
85
94%
Total Votes
90
I'll take a bullet before I give up my flip flops....

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What's the last place you want to go if you're in a hurry?

Post office.
3
8%
Bank.
5
13%
Doctor's office.
7
18%
Grocery store.
2
5%
Jail.
11
28%
The mourge.
11
28%
Total Votes
39
Patience is a virtue....

#2. Which pet would you buy for your kid if the nagged you hard enough?

A horse.
16
50%
Vampire bat.
2
6%
Rattlesnake.
3
9%
Dingo.
1
3%
Alligator
5
16%
Octopus.
5
16%
Total Votes
32
I'm glad I don't have kids....

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You drop your cell phone in the toilet. What do you do?

Consider it lost and try to flush it.
1
2%
Consider it lost. Fish it out and pitch it.
6
12%
Fish it out and see if it still works.
41
85%
Total Votes
48
Fortunately for me I don't talk on the phone when I'm in the bathroom. But I know how I'd vote....

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Which movie scenario would you want to live through in real life?

Transformers.
16
43%
Godzilla.
2
5%
Dawn of the Dead.
4
11%
War of the Worlds.
6
16%
Pearl Harbor.
8
22%
Skyline.
1
3%
Total Votes
37
Gotta love the no win situations....

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Which pet would you buy your kid if they nagged you long and hard enough?

Scorpion
1
2%
Camel spider
2
4%
Python
2
4%
Tarantula
0
0%
Hermit crab
4
8%
Ferret
9
19%
Pit bellied pig
10
21%
Parrot
20
42%
Total Votes
48
I'll stick with the overpopulation of guppies in my aquarium....

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