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Who do you resemble most?

Father
9
43%
Mother
10
48%
Mailman
2
10%
Total Votes
21
People who have seen photos of my parents say I look like my dad and my brother looks like my mom... Who do you resemble?...

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Kiki Challenge

Fun
0
0%
Irresponsible
2
40%
Boring
2
40%
I'm over it
1
20%
I've done it
0
0%
Total Votes
5
Just wanted to know what you think of the Kiki challenge! Yay or nay?...

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How many cats do you sleep with at night.

1
1
33%
2
0
0%
A half dozen
0
0%
A dozen
0
0%
A gross
1
33%
Enough to feed all the Chinese in China for a year
1
33%
Total Votes
3
How many cats do you sleep with At night?...

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How many dogs do you sleep with at night?

1
100%
1 Votes
2
0%
0 Votes
A herd
0%
0 Votes
A gross
0%
0 Votes
Enough to feed all the religious people in the world for 10 years
0%
0 Votes
1 Total Votes
How many dogs do you sleep with at night?...

What would you rather have today: a baby or a puppy?

Baby
14
23%
Puppy
47
77%
Total Votes
61

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Who Makes The Best Lover

Italian Americans
7
23%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
1
3%
Italian Americans
2
6%
Italian Americans
1
3%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
2
6%
No Others
18
58%
Total Votes
31
Date an Italian American today World's Best Lovers #1 Italian American Brazil Spain France #5 Ireland South Africa Australia New Zealand Denmark #10 Canada...

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Why was mick jagger Knighted and David Bowie wasn’t

Jagger never gave much money to charities?
0
0%
Jagger said the Queen is the Royal Witch?
1
6%
David Bowie turned it down.
8
47%
Did the Queen hand jagger his Knighthood?
0
0%
Tony Blair loves mick jagger
1
6%
Any of the above or Other
7
41%
Total Votes
17
Other.... Princess Margaret Rose Windsor bathing with mick jagger ?...

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2018 .... is a man-bun primarily Euro today

Yes
17
57%
No
13
43%
Total Votes
30
Not that I care, I think they are especially great for make pattern baldness and they share hair ties with their sisters there....

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What is your favourite season?

Spring
11
30%
Summer
13
35%
Autumn
6
16%
Winter
7
19%
Total Votes
37
And why?...

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3 Wishes

World Peace ... blah blah blah
16%
5 Votes
True Love .. blah blah blah
31%
10 Votes
Shiny New ... blah blah blah
0%
0 Votes
MORE... blah blah blah
12%
4 Votes
LESS ... blah blah blah
3%
1 Votes
Where's the Woman Genie? ... blah blah blah
12%
4 Votes
I Have Everything I Could Ever Want ... blah blah blah
0%
0 Votes
This Is Racist & Sexist .. blah blah blah
0%
0 Votes
Can I Keep The Lamp? ...  blah blah blah
12%
4 Votes
Is Aladdin A Migrant or Communist?..  blah blah blah
12%
4 Votes
32 Total Votes
You find Aladdin' s lamp... And ... well... you know the drill ... blah blah blah...

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Who is the Shyest CS Member

Trueheart
1
4%
One2note
1
4%
Mollybaby
2
7%
Snookums
1
4%
Ali
2
7%
Deedee
3
11%
Conrad
2
7%
Lookin4missright
0
0%
Mercedes
0
0%
Other
16
57%
Total Votes
28
Vote Early, Vote Often....

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What is your favourite hobby?

camping
1
4%
fishing
4
15%
sleeping
8
31%
eating
3
12%
shopping
5
19%
painting your genitals to make them look like food
5
19%
Total Votes
26
I just wanted to create a poll....

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Do you know Tinker Bell?

No, who is she?
4
24%
Yes, and more should be like her!
13
76%
Total Votes
17

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Which movie character would you like to live next door to?

Indiana Jones
23
31%
Willy Wonka
11
15%
Gollum
1
1%
Tony Stark
9
12%
Darth Vader
3
4%
Jack Sparrow
9
12%
Wicked Witch of the West
6
8%
John McClane
2
3%
Freddy Kruger
3
4%
Harry Potter
8
11%
Total Votes
75
Good thing Godzilla was left off the list....

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Has This Forum Turned To Shite.. Poll

Yes
25
62%
No
15
38%
Total Votes
40
What do you think?...

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Ladies ,Do you like the Huge One ?

AAhh..yes ..A very Huge
12
17%
Big one
10
14%
Size Doesnt matter
8
11%
Some Extra Inches
9
13%
An Average
14
20%
I like small One
4
6%
Just Good looking
4
6%
Slim one for me
3
4%
Other
6
9%
Total Votes
70
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What size Television you need ?...

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Which alien would you want to go out on a date with?

Predator.
7
23%
Klingon.
5
17%
Vulcan.
8
27%
Romulan.
3
10%
Brelac.
0
0%
Skrull.
1
3%
Ewok.
6
20%
Total Votes
30
The perfect question for a dating site....

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Which celebrity and weapon would you want to have during a zombie attack?

Paris Hilton with a crossbow
13
17%
Gilbert Goddfreid with a chainsaw
16
21%
Charlie Sheen with a .9mm pistol
31
40%
Lindsay Lohan with an ax
17
22%
Total Votes
77
This one depends on how bad the zombies are....

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Ladies , do you want to see mine ?

Yes sure
12
26%
I can't wait ,please soon
1
2%
Why not I want to see
3
6%
No thanks
18
38%
Aahh...sometimes
2
4%
Ali common , on your cam
0
0%
When weather is cloudy
2
4%
Not sure
6
13%
Others
3
6%
Total Votes
47
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Do u want to see my farm and crops ?...

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is conor mcgregor a legand or what!!!!

yes
15
34%
no
29
66%
Total Votes
44
Ufc205...

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Which food item would you eat on a dare?

Spinach in the can
19
22%
Tofu
11
13%
Tripe
11
13%
Canned spam
16
19%
12 raw oysters
28
33%
Total Votes
85
Go for the gross out....

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#2. Which stunt would you do for $100.000?

Put lipstick on a WILD sleeping bear.
42
32%
Kiss 20 Homeless guys on the lips.
18
14%
Cross dress in public for a year.
13
10%
Catch and eat 20 live centipedes.
5
4%
Run across the field during a football game.
52
39%
Eat raw tripe for a month.
2
2%
Total Votes
132
A $100.000 doesn't go as far as it used to....

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Do you have a crazy wish? If so, What it is?

No,I don't have
14
18%
Yes,To meet my fav. actor/actress.
10
13%
Yes, To have a hot neighbor.
18
23%
Yes, To be a president.
4
5%
Yes, To be a personal butler of a famous person
4
5%
Huh? no comment
11
14%
This is boring! (giggles)
17
22%
Total Votes
78
Just for fun guys. Mine is to have a hawt neighbor like Channing Tatum....

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Would you vote for LePen?

Yes
13
30%
NO
17
40%
I'll vote for LePencil
0
0%
I don't know
3
7%
I don't care
5
12%
She is a Putin Puppet
0
0%
She is hot
5
12%
Total Votes
43
Putin has met with candidate Marie Le Pen, who thanks to her extreme views on immigration looks like the next leader to raise from the ashes of the one great country of France....

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If money was problem which luxury vehicle would you choose?

Lambroghini
10
10%
Ferrari
16
16%
Rolls Royce
10
10%
Porche
7
7%
Aston Martin
10
10%
Jaguar
7
7%
Mercedes
12
12%
BMW
10
10%
Range Rover
16
16%
Total Votes
98
Which car would you choose?...

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Recent CommentsAre you politically Right or left leaningonline now!

RE: Are you politically Right or left leaning

I'm conservative so I don't lean to the right. I run to the right. I also believe that most people are conservative, but because the meaning of conservatism has been turned into something it's not, most don't realize their conservative. You can't...

usa illegal voting n dead voters by libsonline today!

RE: usa illegal voting n dead voters by libs

lmao !!!!! that will be easier than taking candy from a baby !!!!!!!!! the left don't like firearms !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well I loooove firearms !!!!!!!!!!!!!! make you own conclusion on that comment !!!!! hahahahahahaha :):):)...

Are you politically Right or left leaningonline today!

RE: Are you politically Right or left leaning

The honest question to ask yourself is how strongly do you believe in a dog eat dog world where you don't really have any friends and you're suspicious of everyone you meet? The answer is your place on the political spectrum....

Are you politically Right or left leaningonline today!

RE: Are you politically Right or left leaning

Occupation is another thing which seems to reflect political tendency and personality type. It isn't usual to find a right-wing doctor or scientist, and it's decisively unusual to find a right-wing comedian or musician. And this isn't a mianstream...

Are you politically Right or left leaningonline today!

RE: Are you politically Right or left leaning

Let's say I don't trust anybody who throws vegetables and fruit to the animals just because they don't have a certain shape... A pretentious society that loves to show empathy whenever an opportunity arises but has all the wrong priorities......

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