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Does Howdy Doody Have Wooden Balls?

Yes
1
20%
No
2
40%
Only his twin brother knows for sure.
2
40%
Other
0
0%
Total Votes
5
Does Howdy Doody Have Wooden Balls?

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The Earth is...

round
17
85%
flat
2
10%
square
0
0%
I have no idea
0
0%
what's the Earth?
0
0%
I'm an alien
1
5%
Total Votes
20
Yesterday I visited a local forum and found its members very seriously discussing whether the Earth is round or flat. I had quite a good laugh reading their answers. Let's see what the Connecting Singles' forum members think about...

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how do you like your spaghetti prepared

with butter
1
4%
marinara sauce
10
38%
alla puttanesca
2
8%
pesto
1
4%
alfredo
1
4%
vodka
0
0%
butter
1
4%
bolgnese
4
15%
arrabbiata sauce
1
4%
Creamy Wild Mushroom Sauce
5
19%
Total Votes
26
this is how my bros and I would put it away on Sunday afternoons...

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What is your favorite hobby

camping
0
0%
watching T.V.
4
24%
collecting keys
1
6%
collecting stamps
0
0%
music
7
41%
reading books
5
29%
Total Votes
17
I have a joke for everyone. A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hay the horse says sure, HA.HA. What did the tomato say to the salad? i am dressing..HA.HA.. What did the banana say to the orange? ....you are ap...Read more

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What is the most important part of our bodies?

Head
5
18%
Heart
12
43%
Eyes
3
11%
Lungs
2
7%
Arse hole
4
14%
Genitalia
0
0%
Feet
0
0%
Ears
0
0%
Hips
0
0%
Other
2
7%
Total Votes
28
I’ll go with the Heart ..... What do you think is the most important part of our bodies? And Why?...

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Which food item would you eat on a dare?

Spinach in the can
10
29%
Tofu
3
9%
Tripe
1
3%
Canned spam
7
20%
12 raw oysters
14
40%
Total Votes
35
Go for the gross out....

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Would you rather be able to...

Fly
23
39%
Read mind
36
61%
Total Votes
59
Honest Answer........

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How many dogs do you sleep with at night?

1
50%
3 Votes
2
0%
0 Votes
A herd
0%
0 Votes
A gross
33%
2 Votes
Enough to feed all the religious people in the world for 10 years
17%
1 Votes
6 Total Votes
How many dogs do you sleep with at night?...

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Should the government create the policy to decrease the personal right from smokers?

It should, illness from smoking may cause health department ask for higher budget. We must against to pay more tax.
36%
4 Votes
It should not... unless those smokers are rich enough and ready to responsibility on their illness.
36%
4 Votes
It should not... research and development will lost their jobs
0%
0 Votes
It should not... the exporters of tobacco leaf will make more money
9%
1 Votes
It should not ... the insurance companies will take this opportunity to increase the fee
18%
2 Votes
11 Total Votes
People outside of develop countries always confuse with the campaign... STOP SMOKING whereas the government still produce its...

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Do capital letters make you ANXIOUS?

Yes. I Am OFFENDED Right Now
2
12%
Yes. Who Is PAYING For My Therapy
1
6%
No. It Is The "SNOWFLAKE GENERATION"
1
6%
No, But The WORLD Is Laughing At Us.
1
6%
STOP TRIGGERING ME!
2
12%
No. This Is ORWELLIAN News Speak
0
0%
No. This Is To Squash The RESISTANCE!
0
0%
Does This Include ALLAHU AKBAR!?
2
12%
WHAT NEXT!!??, Explanation Points!!!!???
2
12%
They Are NOT The Boss Of ME!
5
31%
Total Votes
16
(2:46) Do capital letters make you ANXIOUS? No worries, UK university has your back Students at Leeds University have turned into such sensitive and fragile creatures that lecturers have been cautioned against using cap...Read more

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When do women think most about sex

When they are with someone
7
25%
When they are alone
11
39%
When Santa visits
1
4%
While they’re eating Turkey
0
0%
While inverted
0
0%
While in a confessional
0
0%
While hand washing the car
0
0%
While eating a banana
1
4%
Other
4
14%
When texting galrads
4
14%
Total Votes
28
Tell me...

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What do you use when you run out if toilet paper?

Wool
1
4%
Sponges
2
8%
Lace
0
0%
Leaves
0
0%
Corn Cobs
1
4%
Newspapers
6
23%
Mail order catalogs
1
4%
Hands
1
4%
Cell Phone
0
0%
Other
14
54%
Total Votes
26
Other?...

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Who do you resemble most?

Father
14
50%
Mother
12
43%
Mailman
2
7%
Total Votes
28
People who have seen photos of my parents say I look like my dad and my brother looks like my mom... Who do you resemble?...

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Kiki Challenge

Fun
1
12%
Irresponsible
2
25%
Boring
2
25%
I'm over it
3
38%
I've done it
0
0%
Total Votes
8
Just wanted to know what you think of the Kiki challenge! Yay or nay?...

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How many cats do you sleep with at night.

1
2
50%
2
0
0%
A half dozen
0
0%
A dozen
0
0%
A gross
1
25%
Enough to feed all the Chinese in China for a year
1
25%
Total Votes
4
How many cats do you sleep with At night?...

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What would you rather have today: a baby or a puppy?

Baby
14
22%
Puppy
51
78%
Total Votes
65

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Who Makes The Best Lover

Italian Americans
7
21%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
1
3%
Italian Americans
2
6%
Italian Americans
1
3%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
2
6%
No Others
20
61%
Total Votes
33
Date an Italian American today World's Best Lovers #1 Italian American Brazil Spain France #5 Ireland South Africa Australia New Zealand Denmark #10 Canada...

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Why was mick jagger Knighted and David Bowie wasn’t

Jagger never gave much money to charities?
0
0%
Jagger said the Queen is the Royal Witch?
1
5%
David Bowie turned it down.
9
47%
Did the Queen hand jagger his Knighthood?
1
5%
Tony Blair loves mick jagger
1
5%
Any of the above or Other
7
37%
Total Votes
19
Other.... Princess Margaret Rose Windsor bathing with mick jagger ?...

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2018 .... is a man-bun primarily Euro today

Yes
18
56%
No
14
44%
Total Votes
32
Not that I care, I think they are especially great for make pattern baldness and they share hair ties with their sisters there....

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What is your favourite season?

Spring
12
29%
Summer
17
40%
Autumn
6
14%
Winter
7
17%
Total Votes
42
And why?...

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3 Wishes

World Peace ... blah blah blah
14%
5 Votes
True Love .. blah blah blah
31%
11 Votes
Shiny New ... blah blah blah
0%
0 Votes
MORE... blah blah blah
14%
5 Votes
LESS ... blah blah blah
3%
1 Votes
Where's the Woman Genie? ... blah blah blah
11%
4 Votes
I Have Everything I Could Ever Want ... blah blah blah
0%
0 Votes
This Is Racist & Sexist .. blah blah blah
0%
0 Votes
Can I Keep The Lamp? ...  blah blah blah
14%
5 Votes
Is Aladdin A Migrant or Communist?..  blah blah blah
11%
4 Votes
35 Total Votes
You find Aladdin' s lamp... And ... well... you know the drill ... blah blah blah...

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Who is the Shyest CS Member

Trueheart
1
3%
One2note
1
3%
Mollybaby
2
7%
Snookums
1
3%
Ali
2
7%
Deedee
3
10%
Conrad
2
7%
Lookin4missright
1
3%
Mercedes
0
0%
Other
17
57%
Total Votes
30
Vote Early, Vote Often....

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What is your favourite hobby?

camping
2
7%
fishing
5
18%
sleeping
8
29%
eating
3
11%
shopping
5
18%
painting your genitals to make them look like food
5
18%
Total Votes
28
I just wanted to create a poll....

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Do you know Tinker Bell?

No, who is she?
5
26%
Yes, and more should be like her!
14
74%
Total Votes
19

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Which movie character would you like to live next door to?

Indiana Jones
25
32%
Willy Wonka
11
14%
Gollum
1
1%
Tony Stark
10
13%
Darth Vader
3
4%
Jack Sparrow
9
12%
Wicked Witch of the West
6
8%
John McClane
2
3%
Freddy Kruger
3
4%
Harry Potter
8
10%
Total Votes
78
Good thing Godzilla was left off the list....

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