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Which movie character would you like to live next door to?

Indiana Jones
21
29%
Willy Wonka
11
15%
Gollum
1
1%
Tony Stark
9
12%
Darth Vader
3
4%
Jack Sparrow
9
12%
Wicked Witch of the West
6
8%
John McClane
2
3%
Freddy Kruger
3
4%
Harry Potter
7
10%
Total Votes
72
Good thing Godzilla was left off the list....

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Has This Forum Turned To Shite.. Poll

Yes
24
62%
No
15
38%
Total Votes
39
What do you think?...

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Ladies ,Do you like the Huge One ?

AAhh..yes ..A very Huge
12
17%
Big one
10
14%
Size Doesnt matter
8
11%
Some Extra Inches
9
13%
An Average
14
20%
I like small One
4
6%
Just Good looking
4
6%
Slim one for me
3
4%
Other
6
9%
Total Votes
70
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What size Television you need ?...

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Which alien would you want to go out on a date with?

Predator.
7
24%
Klingon.
5
17%
Vulcan.
7
24%
Romulan.
3
10%
Brelac.
0
0%
Skrull.
1
3%
Ewok.
6
21%
Total Votes
29
The perfect question for a dating site....

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Which celebrity and weapon would you want to have during a zombie attack?

Paris Hilton with a crossbow
13
17%
Gilbert Goddfreid with a chainsaw
16
21%
Charlie Sheen with a .9mm pistol
31
40%
Lindsay Lohan with an ax
17
22%
Total Votes
77
This one depends on how bad the zombies are....

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Ladies , do you want to see mine ?

Yes sure
12
26%
I can't wait ,please soon
1
2%
Why not I want to see
3
6%
No thanks
18
38%
Aahh...sometimes
2
4%
Ali common , on your cam
0
0%
When weather is cloudy
2
4%
Not sure
6
13%
Others
3
6%
Total Votes
47
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Do u want to see my farm and crops ?...

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is conor mcgregor a legand or what!!!!

yes
15
34%
no
29
66%
Total Votes
44
Ufc205...

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Which food item would you eat on a dare?

Spinach in the can
19
23%
Tofu
11
13%
Tripe
11
13%
Canned spam
16
19%
12 raw oysters
27
32%
Total Votes
84
Go for the gross out....

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#2. Which stunt would you do for $100.000?

Put lipstick on a WILD sleeping bear.
42
33%
Kiss 20 Homeless guys on the lips.
18
14%
Cross dress in public for a year.
11
9%
Catch and eat 20 live centipedes.
4
3%
Run across the field during a football game.
52
40%
Eat raw tripe for a month.
2
2%
Total Votes
129
A $100.000 doesn't go as far as it used to....

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Do you have a crazy wish? If so, What it is?

No,I don't have
14
18%
Yes,To meet my fav. actor/actress.
9
12%
Yes, To have a hot neighbor.
18
23%
Yes, To be a president.
4
5%
Yes, To be a personal butler of a famous person
4
5%
Huh? no comment
11
14%
This is boring! (giggles)
17
22%
Total Votes
77
Just for fun guys. Mine is to have a hawt neighbor like Channing Tatum....

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Would you vote for LePen?

Yes
13
30%
NO
17
40%
I'll vote for LePencil
0
0%
I don't know
3
7%
I don't care
5
12%
She is a Putin Puppet
0
0%
She is hot
5
12%
Total Votes
43
Putin has met with candidate Marie Le Pen, who thanks to her extreme views on immigration looks like the next leader to raise from the ashes of the one great country of France....

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If money was problem which luxury vehicle would you choose?

Lambroghini
10
10%
Ferrari
16
16%
Rolls Royce
10
10%
Porche
7
7%
Aston Martin
10
10%
Jaguar
7
7%
Mercedes
12
12%
BMW
10
10%
Range Rover
16
16%
Total Votes
98
Which car would you choose?...

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What's the best way to muffle a noisy refrigerator?

Only use it when you go to open it
3
17%
Unscrew the light inside it
1
6%
Give it to your ex
6
33%
Sell it to Pedro
6
33%
Paint it a different color
2
11%
Total Votes
18
Any better ideas?...

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Flight Crew Training Video

Yes
10
77%
No
3
23%
Total Votes
13
Should all Airlines require performing and qualifying this on the job training regularly?...

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Should people on CS proof-read their poll questions before saving them?

Yes, obvious errors are irritating!
39
63%
No, people shouldn't be so meticulous!
3
5%
I don't care.
20
32%
Total Votes
62
I ask this question because I've noticed more than half the poll questions I've had a look at have multiple spelling or grammatical errors. I find this irritating. Why can't people have a second look before posting??...

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What is the best poll in the world?

US Presidential election
5
15%
Brexit
1
3%
Holmfirth Women's Institute Best Blueberry Muffins
2
6%
The 170m tall Jeddah flagpole
0
0%
Pol Pot
1
3%
Lech Walesa
2
6%
Robert Lewandowski
2
6%
The greasy one
0
0%
Not this poll. That's for sure
17
50%
Hey, it's not that bad. No need to be so negative
4
12%
Total Votes
34
Having created a poll about polls, I'm now wondering if I can make a poll about poll polls that would be funny or interesting enough for anyone to bother clicking on any of the answers?...

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NUTS

Round nuts
3
7%
Burnt nuts
0
0%
Long nuts
5
12%
Short nuts
0
0%
Holier than thou nuts
4
9%
Hot nuts
6
14%
Cold nuts
1
2%
Bald nuts
3
7%
Spicey nuts
5
12%
Or just nutty nuts
16
37%
Total Votes
43
All about nuts!...

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time to boycot Guinness

yes
8
29%
no
15
54%
I didn't know that
5
18%
Total Votes
28
Time to boycot Guinness, not many people know the cruelty involved in the Guinness process, the Guinness cows are housed in huge sheds often in very crowded conditions, they are forced fed black treacle and Marmite. They are permantly connected to...

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men who wear white socks with sandels be charged with offence likely to cause a breach of the peace

yes
12
40%
no
13
43%
need to think on this one
5
17%
Total Votes
30
Should men who wear white socks with sandels be charged with the offence likely to cause a breach of the peace...

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should chickens be given the right to vote

yes
5
19%
no
5
19%
I prefer my chicken BBQ'd
13
48%
Roast is better
4
15%
Total Votes
27
Its time for the discrimination against chickens to end, chickens must be given the right to vote and apply for a driving licence. Vive la révolution...

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Should Scottish porridge miners retire at 60

yes
11
58%
no
2
11%
dont care because I hate porridge
6
32%
Total Votes
19
As you might be aware porridge mining is a very dangerous job, many miners die from the fumes given off by the unrefined porridge crystals....

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Do you think Polls should be banned

YES
6
13%
NO
21
47%
I dont really care either way
11
24%
only this one
7
16%
Total Votes
45
Are you fed up with endless meaningless polls, or do you enjoy them....

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What is the funniest joke Genera.

yo mama
5
20%
Paddy english, Irish, Scotty man
11
44%
mother in law
9
36%
Total Votes
25
Feel free to post one...

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Which characters would you want to car pool with?

Freddy Kruger, Jason Voorhees, Micheal Meyers
10
16%
Wolverine, Captain America, Spiderman
36
58%
Red the M&M, Tony the Tiger, E Trader baby
16
26%
Total Votes
62
For me it depends on who's driving....

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Which type of bug would you want in your house if you were forced to chose?

Ants
32
40%
Centipedes
12
15%
Spiders
34
42%
Roaches
2
2%
Total Votes
80
I really don't like bugs. But if I was forced to pick one bug from a list to have in my house then I already know which one....

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