What do you identify as today?
Bird
12%
3 Votes
Plane
4%
1 Votes
Superman
8%
2 Votes
Spiderwoman
0%
0 Votes
Martian
8%
2 Votes
Dinosaur
0%
0 Votes
Broke
16%
4 Votes
Venusian
4%
1 Votes
Algebraic Identity ( a + b ) 2 = a 2 + 2 a b + b 2.
12%
3 Votes
Other
36%
9 Votes
25 Total Votes
Hey, look up in the sky its a bemyneigbor...
What’s your sense of humour like?
Weird, but witty – you’d probably laugh at what seems strange or humourless to others at first
28%
12 Votes
Sarcastic – you’d laugh when someone gets insulted
12%
5 Votes
Cynical – you’d probably smirk with suspicion at someone or something that sounds funny
0%
0 Votes
Slap stick – you’d laugh when someone trips and falls on the sidewalk
5%
2 Votes
Dark/morbid – you’d laugh if someone has a heart attack whilst having sex
2%
1 Votes
Dry & wicked – you’d laugh on the inside after telling a scathing joke
12%
5 Votes
All of the above
26%
11 Votes
Feel free to add any other(s)
16%
7 Votes
43 Total Votes
One’s sense of humour may not appeal to everyone else, as evidenced by interactions on here that can get very ‘sticky’ when jokes are not delivered or received well by others. But we all like to laugh, and we look forward to having a good laugh at s...Read more
I dream of waking up next to.....?
a hearty breakfast
2
6%
a handsome, sexy man/woman
13
41%
a bottle of wine and a basket of fresh fruit
0
0%
my cuddly pets
3
9%
lots and lots of money
7
22%
my passport and first class tickets to Paris
0
0%
my dream car/bike/boat/jet
0
0%
my fun kids
0
0%
the beach on a bright sunny day
5
16%
something else?
2
6%
Total Votes
32
Have fun and keep dreaming....
what do women...least want men to look at?
their butts
3
12%
their breasts
7
29%
their legs
1
4%
their feet
0
0%
their hands
1
4%
their faces
0
0%
their waistline
10
42%
their necks
2
8%
their eyes
0
0%
Total Votes
24
something to think about...vote on and discuss perhaps...
Gimme a break; I'm....
hungry
2
12%
sleepy
2
12%
horny
5
29%
grumpy
1
6%
lazy
2
12%
crazy
1
6%
happy
1
6%
needy
0
0%
greedy
0
0%
sloppy
3
18%
Total Votes
17
Have a little fun folks! Gimme a break; it's Monday...
Do women give better hugs than men?
no
6
25%
yes
10
42%
undecided
4
17%
who cares
3
12%
women have more practice
1
4%
men have more practice
0
0%
Total Votes
24
feel free to vote and have your say...
relationships...what would a woman..say most to a man?
I miss you
10
33%
I hate you
2
7%
Why are you late
3
10%
you can sleep on the sofa
1
3%
i have a headache/I'm not in the mood
4
13%
do i look fat in this
4
13%
Shut up
1
3%
one last chance
1
3%
you forgot my birthday
0
0%
other
4
13%
Total Votes
30
just a bit of humour...
Do you find the people on cs with potty-mouths attractive?
Yes, because it tells me how spiritual they probably are.
3%
1 Votes
No, they are hiding something
3%
1 Votes
Hell yes ! because it tells me how intelligent they must really be.
3%
1 Votes
No, Makes me puke. They probably never use soap.
14%
4 Votes
Yes, it takes all kinds
7%
2 Votes
No, but it says who they really are in the real world.
52%
15 Votes
Other
17%
5 Votes
29 Total Votes
Trash-talk can disappear from the forums and then one person can come around from ancient cs history and get rank again (probably using a new nickname yet recognized) and you know which other cs members are going to be attracted to potty-talk and res...Read more
Where is the safest place to live?
Europe
3
11%
Russia
1
4%
China
1
4%
North Korea
0
0%
Uranus
0
0%
New York City
0
0%
Florida
2
7%
Greenland
6
22%
Afghanistan
0
0%
Other
14
52%
Total Votes
27
Besides galrads home, where is the safest place to live?...
can you read a woman's mind?
Yes
4
17%
No
9
38%
Yes women's minds are easy to read
3
12%
No women's minds are too complicated
2
8%
why would i want too
1
4%
it might offend a woman if i tried
0
0%
men wish they could
2
8%
women wish men could
0
0%
only women can read minds
3
12%
only men can read minds
0
0%
Total Votes
24
just a bit of light humour for this evening...
What do you like to have with your McDonald’s French Fries?
A Plain baloney sandwich
1
6%
A Baloney sandwich with tomato salt n pepper
1
6%
A bowl of Wendy’s chili
0
0%
A box of Kentucky Fried Chicken
5
29%
A bowl of corn flakes
0
0%
A banana
0
0%
A bowl of Greek bean soup
0
0%
A dish of macaroni and cheese
0
0%
A banana split
1
6%
A Other
9
53%
Total Votes
17
I think McDonald’s crispy French fries go with anything edible, especially baloney sandwiches washed down with a cold beer....
I now have one billion online working individual passwords. Can you beat that?
Yes
2
14%
No
8
57%
I’m working on this
1
7%
Other
3
21%
Total Votes
14
The fbi need to investigate me....
What is England's next dominant language?
Russian
1
6%
Chinese
3
19%
Arabic
6
38%
Greek
0
0%
Italian
0
0%
Hebrew
0
0%
Egyptian
0
0%
Ukrainian
1
6%
Mongolian
1
6%
Other
4
25%
Total Votes
16
A friend wants to know....
Are women happier in the summer?
Yes
19
73%
No
7
27%
Total Votes
26
It's summer...the weather is great...some women are trying on swimwear and sunbathing topless...while others are getting sunburn....some are smiling...some are chatty...some are joyous...while others are complaining about the sun....their makeup runn...Read more
Do...many...many...many...beautiful women post on Cs?
Yes
8
35%
No
5
22%
too many to count
1
4%
some but not many
5
22%
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
2
9%
i can't keep my eyes off those women
0
0%
without makeup maybe not many
0
0%
some could be models
0
0%
who cares what they look like
1
4%
i wish we had many more beauties
1
4%
Total Votes
23
the choice is yours...remember women enjoy compliments...but also honesty...
Have you ever said the word...NO...to a woman?
No
1
4%
Yes
21
no i would be crazy to do that
0
0%
yes all the time
1
4%
no a woman is always right
1
4%
yes women can be wrong
0
0%
no...cause women don't like the word...no
0
0%
yes...cause women want honesty
1
4%
to scared to vote
0
0%
Total Votes
25
just a bit of light humour...
Let's say you died suddenly and wasn't sure where you 'landed'. What signs would you look for...?
lots of fire/devils
10%
2 Votes
lots of clouds/angels
20%
4 Votes
mean-looking giants guarding gates
0%
0 Votes
happy-looking people in white robes singing "hosanna"
0%
0 Votes
someone giving directions to people standing in long lines
5%
1 Votes
whether you were wearing a white robe and wings, with a halo above your head
0%
0 Votes
whether you were wearing a red skin-tight suit with a tail, and holding a red pitch fork
0%
0 Votes
angry-looking people arguing with an Archangel
0%
0 Votes
All of the above
5%
1 Votes
None of the above
60%
12 Votes
20 Total Votes
Ever thought about it? If not, why not give it a go. Have fun yo'all!!!!...
Do you like your photo on your Drivers License or other ID .
Yes
7
39%
No
8
44%
Other
3
17%
I don't have a Drivers License or other ID
0
0%
Other
0
0%
Total Votes
18
I just renewed my REAL ID-compliant driver’s license and my photo sucks....
Have you ever seen a UFO and suffered a health problem afterwards?
Radiologic burns on skin
1
11%
Brain damage
0
0%
vision problems
0
0%
Hair thinning
0
0%
Nails curling
1
11%
Ears droop
0
0%
Nerve damage
1
11%
Marks on body parts
1
11%
Nightly nose bleeds
0
0%
Other
5
56%
Total Votes
9
What are governments not telling us?...
women who are...concerned about their waistline?
Could wear a corset
2
11%
Could have a tummy tuck
1
6%
Could diet
4
22%
Could exorcize
4
22%
Could have lots of sex
2
11%
Could ask for advice
0
0%
Could eat more
1
6%
Could run marathons
0
0%
Could buy a skipping rope
0
0%
Could do northing
4
22%
Total Votes
18
Trudeau
You put him in, Canada, now You get him out! before he gets you...
60%
6 Votes
Heil Trudeau!
10%
1 Votes
Only some_body like OP would post rubbish like this!
0%
0 Votes
Nuts!
10%
1 Votes
Drop your pants! A duck pops out!
0%
0 Votes
NOT funny. This is rubbish.
0%
0 Votes
Shut up.
0%
0 Votes
SHUT UP! YOU'RE DRUNK!!! SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10%
1 Votes
357 in bum?
0%
0 Votes
Im offended, i'll report you! I'll pull your pants down! You better be a girl!
10%
1 Votes
10 Total Votes
I remember one of the reasons you put The Tru Hitler in! You said you wanted someone "positive thinking!" The stupidity was mind-numbing. But now the stupidity doesn't exist because you need some brain function to even support stupidity!...
I want women to know?
wearing a padded bra is cheating
0
0%
too much makeup is for clowns
5
26%
fake nails are tacky
1
5%
waxed legs feel much...better than hairy ones
0
0%
the ladies garden...looks much better when mowed
4
21%
hair extensions might fall out
0
0%
heels make their butt look bigger
0
0%
mini skirts are a good idea
2
11%
too much cleavage can be distracting for a man
1
5%
i wish some of you a lovely day
6
32%
Total Votes
19
vote now...
which his and hers...do you think...is most popular?
his and hers onesie
2
18%
his and hers pillow cases
1
9%
his and hers underwear
1
9%
his and hers blankets
0
0%
his and hers t shirts
5
45%
his and hers socks
0
0%
his and hers slippers
1
9%
his and hers hats
1
9%
his and hers gloves
0
0%
his and hers jewellery
0
0%
Total Votes
11
do women like his and hers?...
are women on cs...good at flirting?
No
7
33%
Yes
2
10%
Hopeless at flirting
3
14%
Great at flirting
2
10%
they have forgotten how to flirt
2
10%
They should be..they have had...plenty of practice
0
0%
notice seen evidence...they can flirt
1
5%
seen plenty of evidence...they can flirt
1
5%
other no
2
10%
other yes
1
5%
Total Votes
21
discuss and vote...
Should we ban gas stoves and ovens along with cattle?
Yes, there Is there too much methane emissions on the planet.
13%
2 Votes
No, Leave your open flame alone.
13 Votes
15 Total Votes
I think we need to ban light pollution sources and eradicate the triatomic molecule of oxygen....
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