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When do women think most about sex

When they are with someone
1
14%
When they are alone
1
14%
When Santa visits
1
14%
While they’re eating Turkey
0
0%
While inverted
0
0%
While in a confessional
0
0%
While hand washing the car
0
0%
While eating a banana
1
14%
Other
1
14%
When texting galrads
2
29%
Total Votes
7
Tell me...

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What do you use when you run out if toilet paper?

Wool
1
4%
Sponges
2
9%
Lace
0
0%
Leaves
0
0%
Corn Cobs
1
4%
Newspapers
5
22%
Mail order catalogs
1
4%
Hands
0
0%
Cell Phone
0
0%
Other
13
57%
Total Votes
23
Other?...

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Who do you resemble most?

Father
12
48%
Mother
11
44%
Mailman
2
8%
Total Votes
25
People who have seen photos of my parents say I look like my dad and my brother looks like my mom... Who do you resemble?...

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Kiki Challenge

Fun
1
14%
Irresponsible
2
29%
Boring
2
29%
I'm over it
2
29%
I've done it
0
0%
Total Votes
7
Just wanted to know what you think of the Kiki challenge! Yay or nay?...

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How many cats do you sleep with at night.

1
1
33%
2
0
0%
A half dozen
0
0%
A dozen
0
0%
A gross
1
33%
Enough to feed all the Chinese in China for a year
1
33%
Total Votes
3
How many cats do you sleep with At night?...

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How many dogs do you sleep with at night?

1
100%
3 Votes
2
0%
0 Votes
A herd
0%
0 Votes
A gross
0%
0 Votes
Enough to feed all the religious people in the world for 10 years
0%
0 Votes
3 Total Votes
How many dogs do you sleep with at night?...

What would you rather have today: a baby or a puppy?

Baby
14
22%
Puppy
51
78%
Total Votes
65

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Who Makes The Best Lover

Italian Americans
7
21%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
1
3%
Italian Americans
2
6%
Italian Americans
1
3%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
2
6%
No Others
20
61%
Total Votes
33
Date an Italian American today World's Best Lovers #1 Italian American Brazil Spain France #5 Ireland South Africa Australia New Zealand Denmark #10 Canada...

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Why was mick jagger Knighted and David Bowie wasn’t

Jagger never gave much money to charities?
0
0%
Jagger said the Queen is the Royal Witch?
1
6%
David Bowie turned it down.
8
44%
Did the Queen hand jagger his Knighthood?
1
6%
Tony Blair loves mick jagger
1
6%
Any of the above or Other
7
39%
Total Votes
18
Other.... Princess Margaret Rose Windsor bathing with mick jagger ?...

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2018 .... is a man-bun primarily Euro today

Yes
17
55%
No
14
45%
Total Votes
31
Not that I care, I think they are especially great for make pattern baldness and they share hair ties with their sisters there....

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What is your favourite season?

Spring
12
30%
Summer
15
38%
Autumn
6
15%
Winter
7
18%
Total Votes
40
And why?...

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3 Wishes

World Peace ... blah blah blah
15%
5 Votes
True Love .. blah blah blah
32%
11 Votes
Shiny New ... blah blah blah
0%
0 Votes
MORE... blah blah blah
15%
5 Votes
LESS ... blah blah blah
3%
1 Votes
Where's the Woman Genie? ... blah blah blah
12%
4 Votes
I Have Everything I Could Ever Want ... blah blah blah
0%
0 Votes
This Is Racist & Sexist .. blah blah blah
0%
0 Votes
Can I Keep The Lamp? ...  blah blah blah
12%
4 Votes
Is Aladdin A Migrant or Communist?..  blah blah blah
12%
4 Votes
34 Total Votes
You find Aladdin' s lamp... And ... well... you know the drill ... blah blah blah...

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Who is the Shyest CS Member

Trueheart
1
3%
One2note
1
3%
Mollybaby
2
7%
Snookums
1
3%
Ali
2
7%
Deedee
3
10%
Conrad
2
7%
Lookin4missright
1
3%
Mercedes
0
0%
Other
16
55%
Total Votes
29
Vote Early, Vote Often....

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What is your favourite hobby?

camping
1
4%
fishing
5
19%
sleeping
8
30%
eating
3
11%
shopping
5
19%
painting your genitals to make them look like food
5
19%
Total Votes
27
I just wanted to create a poll....

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Do you know Tinker Bell?

No, who is she?
5
28%
Yes, and more should be like her!
13
72%
Total Votes
18

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Which movie character would you like to live next door to?

Indiana Jones
24
31%
Willy Wonka
11
14%
Gollum
1
1%
Tony Stark
10
13%
Darth Vader
3
4%
Jack Sparrow
9
12%
Wicked Witch of the West
6
8%
John McClane
2
3%
Freddy Kruger
3
4%
Harry Potter
8
10%
Total Votes
77
Good thing Godzilla was left off the list....

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Has This Forum Turned To Shite.. Poll

Yes
25
61%
No
16
39%
Total Votes
41
What do you think?...

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Ladies ,Do you like the Huge One ?

AAhh..yes ..A very Huge
12
17%
Big one
11
15%
Size Doesnt matter
8
11%
Some Extra Inches
9
13%
An Average
14
20%
I like small One
4
6%
Just Good looking
4
6%
Slim one for me
3
4%
Other
6
8%
Total Votes
71
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What size Television you need ?...

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Which alien would you want to go out on a date with?

Predator.
7
23%
Klingon.
5
16%
Vulcan.
8
26%
Romulan.
3
10%
Brelac.
0
0%
Skrull.
1
3%
Ewok.
7
23%
Total Votes
31
The perfect question for a dating site....

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Which celebrity and weapon would you want to have during a zombie attack?

Paris Hilton with a crossbow
13
17%
Gilbert Goddfreid with a chainsaw
16
21%
Charlie Sheen with a .9mm pistol
32
41%
Lindsay Lohan with an ax
17
22%
Total Votes
78
This one depends on how bad the zombies are....

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Ladies , do you want to see mine ?

Yes sure
12
26%
I can't wait ,please soon
1
2%
Why not I want to see
3
6%
No thanks
18
38%
Aahh...sometimes
2
4%
Ali common , on your cam
0
0%
When weather is cloudy
2
4%
Not sure
6
13%
Others
3
6%
Total Votes
47
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Do u want to see my farm and crops ?...

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is conor mcgregor a legand or what!!!!

yes
15
34%
no
29
66%
Total Votes
44
Ufc205...

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Which food item would you eat on a dare?

Spinach in the can
19
22%
Tofu
11
13%
Tripe
11
13%
Canned spam
16
19%
12 raw oysters
28
33%
Total Votes
85
Go for the gross out....

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#2. Which stunt would you do for $100.000?

Put lipstick on a WILD sleeping bear.
42
32%
Kiss 20 Homeless guys on the lips.
18
14%
Cross dress in public for a year.
13
10%
Catch and eat 20 live centipedes.
5
4%
Run across the field during a football game.
52
39%
Eat raw tripe for a month.
2
2%
Total Votes
132
A $100.000 doesn't go as far as it used to....

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Do you have a crazy wish? If so, What it is?

No,I don't have
14
18%
Yes,To meet my fav. actor/actress.
10
13%
Yes, To have a hot neighbor.
18
23%
Yes, To be a president.
4
5%
Yes, To be a personal butler of a famous person
4
5%
Huh? no comment
11
14%
This is boring! (giggles)
17
22%
Total Votes
78
Just for fun guys. Mine is to have a hawt neighbor like Channing Tatum....

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