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What would you rather have today: a baby or a puppy?

Baby
14
24%
Puppy
44
76%
Total Votes
58

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Who Makes The Best Lover

Italian Americans
6
20%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
1
3%
Italian Americans
2
7%
Italian Americans
1
3%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
2
7%
No Others
18
60%
Total Votes
30
Date an Italian American today World's Best Lovers #1 Italian American Brazil Spain France #5 Ireland South Africa Australia New Zealand Denmark #10 Canada...

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Why was mick jagger Knighted and David Bowie wasn’t

Jagger never gave much money to charities?
0
0%
Jagger said the Queen is the Royal Witch?
1
6%
David Bowie turned it down.
8
50%
Did the Queen hand jagger his Knighthood?
0
0%
Tony Blair loves mick jagger
1
6%
Any of the above or Other
6
38%
Total Votes
16
Other.... Princess Margaret Rose Windsor bathing with mick jagger ?...

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2018 .... is a man-bun primarily Euro today

Yes
17
59%
No
12
41%
Total Votes
29
Not that I care, I think they are especially great for make pattern baldness and they share hair ties with their sisters there....

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What is your favourite season?

Spring
10
31%
Summer
12
38%
Autumn
4
12%
Winter
6
19%
Total Votes
32
And why?...

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3 Wishes

World Peace ... blah blah blah
16%
5 Votes
True Love .. blah blah blah
32%
10 Votes
Shiny New ... blah blah blah
0%
0 Votes
MORE... blah blah blah
13%
4 Votes
LESS ... blah blah blah
3%
1 Votes
Where's the Woman Genie? ... blah blah blah
13%
4 Votes
I Have Everything I Could Ever Want ... blah blah blah
0%
0 Votes
This Is Racist & Sexist .. blah blah blah
0%
0 Votes
Can I Keep The Lamp? ...  blah blah blah
10%
3 Votes
Is Aladdin A Migrant or Communist?..  blah blah blah
13%
4 Votes
31 Total Votes
You find Aladdin' s lamp... And ... well... you know the drill ... blah blah blah...

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Who is the Shyest CS Member

Trueheart
1
4%
One2note
1
4%
Mollybaby
2
7%
Snookums
1
4%
Ali
2
7%
Deedee
3
11%
Conrad
2
7%
Lookin4missright
0
0%
Mercedes
0
0%
Other
16
57%
Total Votes
28
Vote Early, Vote Often....

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What is your favourite hobby?

camping
1
4%
fishing
4
15%
sleeping
8
31%
eating
3
12%
shopping
5
19%
painting your genitals to make them look like food
5
19%
Total Votes
26
I just wanted to create a poll....

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Do you know Tinker Bell?

No, who is she?
4
25%
Yes, and more should be like her!
12
75%
Total Votes
16

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Which movie character would you like to live next door to?

Indiana Jones
22
30%
Willy Wonka
11
15%
Gollum
1
1%
Tony Stark
9
12%
Darth Vader
3
4%
Jack Sparrow
9
12%
Wicked Witch of the West
6
8%
John McClane
2
3%
Freddy Kruger
3
4%
Harry Potter
8
11%
Total Votes
74
Good thing Godzilla was left off the list....

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Has This Forum Turned To Shite.. Poll

Yes
25
62%
No
15
38%
Total Votes
40
What do you think?...

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Ladies ,Do you like the Huge One ?

AAhh..yes ..A very Huge
12
17%
Big one
10
14%
Size Doesnt matter
8
11%
Some Extra Inches
9
13%
An Average
14
20%
I like small One
4
6%
Just Good looking
4
6%
Slim one for me
3
4%
Other
6
9%
Total Votes
70
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What size Television you need ?...

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Which alien would you want to go out on a date with?

Predator.
7
23%
Klingon.
5
17%
Vulcan.
8
27%
Romulan.
3
10%
Brelac.
0
0%
Skrull.
1
3%
Ewok.
6
20%
Total Votes
30
The perfect question for a dating site....

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Which celebrity and weapon would you want to have during a zombie attack?

Paris Hilton with a crossbow
13
17%
Gilbert Goddfreid with a chainsaw
16
21%
Charlie Sheen with a .9mm pistol
31
40%
Lindsay Lohan with an ax
17
22%
Total Votes
77
This one depends on how bad the zombies are....

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Ladies , do you want to see mine ?

Yes sure
12
26%
I can't wait ,please soon
1
2%
Why not I want to see
3
6%
No thanks
18
38%
Aahh...sometimes
2
4%
Ali common , on your cam
0
0%
When weather is cloudy
2
4%
Not sure
6
13%
Others
3
6%
Total Votes
47
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Do u want to see my farm and crops ?...

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is conor mcgregor a legand or what!!!!

yes
15
34%
no
29
66%
Total Votes
44
Ufc205...

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Which food item would you eat on a dare?

Spinach in the can
19
22%
Tofu
11
13%
Tripe
11
13%
Canned spam
16
19%
12 raw oysters
28
33%
Total Votes
85
Go for the gross out....

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#2. Which stunt would you do for $100.000?

Put lipstick on a WILD sleeping bear.
42
32%
Kiss 20 Homeless guys on the lips.
18
14%
Cross dress in public for a year.
13
10%
Catch and eat 20 live centipedes.
5
4%
Run across the field during a football game.
52
39%
Eat raw tripe for a month.
2
2%
Total Votes
132
A $100.000 doesn't go as far as it used to....

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Do you have a crazy wish? If so, What it is?

No,I don't have
14
18%
Yes,To meet my fav. actor/actress.
10
13%
Yes, To have a hot neighbor.
18
23%
Yes, To be a president.
4
5%
Yes, To be a personal butler of a famous person
4
5%
Huh? no comment
11
14%
This is boring! (giggles)
17
22%
Total Votes
78
Just for fun guys. Mine is to have a hawt neighbor like Channing Tatum....

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Would you vote for LePen?

Yes
13
30%
NO
17
40%
I'll vote for LePencil
0
0%
I don't know
3
7%
I don't care
5
12%
She is a Putin Puppet
0
0%
She is hot
5
12%
Total Votes
43
Putin has met with candidate Marie Le Pen, who thanks to her extreme views on immigration looks like the next leader to raise from the ashes of the one great country of France....

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If money was problem which luxury vehicle would you choose?

Lambroghini
10
10%
Ferrari
16
16%
Rolls Royce
10
10%
Porche
7
7%
Aston Martin
10
10%
Jaguar
7
7%
Mercedes
12
12%
BMW
10
10%
Range Rover
16
16%
Total Votes
98
Which car would you choose?...

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What's the best way to muffle a noisy refrigerator?

Only use it when you go to open it
3
17%
Unscrew the light inside it
1
6%
Give it to your ex
6
33%
Sell it to Pedro
6
33%
Paint it a different color
2
11%
Total Votes
18
Any better ideas?...

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Flight Crew Training Video

Yes
10
77%
No
3
23%
Total Votes
13
Should all Airlines require performing and qualifying this on the job training regularly?...

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Should people on CS proof-read their poll questions before saving them?

Yes, obvious errors are irritating!
39
63%
No, people shouldn't be so meticulous!
3
5%
I don't care.
20
32%
Total Votes
62
I ask this question because I've noticed more than half the poll questions I've had a look at have multiple spelling or grammatical errors. I find this irritating. Why can't people have a second look before posting??...

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What is the best poll in the world?

US Presidential election
5
15%
Brexit
1
3%
Holmfirth Women's Institute Best Blueberry Muffins
2
6%
The 170m tall Jeddah flagpole
0
0%
Pol Pot
1
3%
Lech Walesa
2
6%
Robert Lewandowski
2
6%
The greasy one
0
0%
Not this poll. That's for sure
17
50%
Hey, it's not that bad. No need to be so negative
4
12%
Total Votes
34
Having created a poll about polls, I'm now wondering if I can make a poll about poll polls that would be funny or interesting enough for anyone to bother clicking on any of the answers?...

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abcWOMAN: "Fantasy train"(meet us in the puzzles)

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