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You can never have too much of many of this:

Roach Clips
0
0%
Rolling Papers
4
7%
Heavy Metal
3
5%
Vaporizers/Vitamix
1
2%
Cat Food/Pet Food
2
4%
Beer
8
14%
Wine
2
4%
Fancy Liqueur or Vegeterian Health Drink
3
5%
Marijuana
17
30%
Your Favorite Quality Food
16
29%
Total Votes
56
Ten items people consider more valuable than others. I'm curious and chose a random list of things....

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Who are the responsible for over pouplation

Men
20
25%
Women
18
22%
Porn Movies
8
10%
Other
35
43%
Total Votes
81

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Will II get a date this year? (2011)

yes
35
64%
no
20
36%
Total Votes
55
What do you think??? LOL...

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wake me up in an hour me go sleepy

i won't wake you up
9
26%
i will wake you up
9
26%
sweet dreams
8
23%
hope you have night mares
0
0%
go west pedro
5
14%
your bothered pedro
4
11%
Total Votes
35
afternoon seista...

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Women are Angels and Men are God

True
20
27%
False
55
73%
Total Votes
75
People...

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Im of to me new Boxer 2morrow what color should i buy.

Blue
4
18%
Black
10
45%
Red
2
9%
Pattern
6
27%
Total Votes
22
Rights ladys let the craic going im of to buy a nsome new boxers 2morrow what color should i go for....

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how well do you type?

only with one finger!
10
15%
with more than one finger!
30
45%
i'm as good as any secretary!
27
40%
Total Votes
67
remember,if you type quickly,you can reply to all those replies you get on this site before somebody else grabs the girl/guy!...

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Ladies ,if a guy tease you somewhere ,what would you do ?

I can fall inlove
3
14%
it increase the hate
0
0%
I dont care
3
14%
It attracts me
4
19%
It take it easy
2
10%
It is funny to me
1
5%
Shame on Him do to that
1
5%
I can report him to police/Mods/His parents
0
0%
very bad, i am extra emotional ,No mercy
1
5%
I am teasy girl myself ,haha
6
29%
Total Votes
21

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Whomever has Bigger Gun does the most Negotiating...

Yes
15
50%
No
2
7%
What's a Gun
2
7%
Love Gun
4
13%
Don't know
0
0%
Forgot
0
0%
I'm with Stupid.
7
23%
Total Votes
30

what is your favorite irish accent ???

belfast
10
20%
cork
7
14%
waterford
4
8%
wexford
1
2%
dublin
13
26%
gaeltacht
4
8%
other ? describe in a comment ...
11
22%
Total Votes
50

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Your choice of whiskey or beers to sip on are

johnny walker
2
3%
jack daniels
21
36%
scotch
4
7%
crown royal
6
10%
captain morgan
12
21%
icehouse
1
2%
natural ice
1
2%
fat tire
0
0%
blue moon
4
7%
samuel adams
7
12%
Total Votes
58

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Voice YOUR opinion!

What's red, white, and black all over?
2
9%
The Group W bench
0
0%
A bottle in front of me, not a frontal lobotomy
1
4%
Kiss me you fool
7
30%
I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore
3
13%
Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin
1
4%
Be yourself, but try to look like someone else
1
4%
The squirrels are too far from the river
2
9%
That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it
4
17%
Oh lord Dagosto's at it again
2
9%
Total Votes
23
Have a fun day!...

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Which is the most boring "sport" in the world:

curling
16
16%
chess
16
16%
darts
4
4%
golf
11
11%
cricket
21
21%
snooker
0
0%
soccer
7
7%
Formula 1
4
4%
all of the above
13
13%
other, please specify...
9
9%
Total Votes
101
Well, which "sport" sends you to sleep without even trying......

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daddy or chips ?

daddy
11
25%
chips
33
75%
Total Votes
44
.......

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what kind of kisser are u !!!

long and deep
26
33%
sloppy and wet
1
1%
quick and fast
3
4%
lingering and mindboggling
17
22%
dreamy and seductive
31
39%
i hate kisses !!!
1
1%
Total Votes
79
So guys and girls we all like a big Smucker on our lips ... what kind of kisser are you ......

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Have u ever kissed a bad kisser?

Yes,a few times.
64
73%
No,i haven't.
8
9%
Yeah,alot!
5
6%
Am even a bad kisser.
1
1%
Yet to have my first kiss.
5
6%
I don't kiss!I just get down 2 business!
5
6%
Total Votes
88
It happened last week Tuesday.We've been going out for sometime and i was like,'hey,you've got to give it a try'. But honestly,i wish i didn't cos it was disappointing.She was a bad kisser....

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Have you been to "Band Camp"?

Yes but just once.
3
12%
No, I don't play that tune
19
73%
I was a camp counseler.
2
8%
I only solo.
1
4%
I want to go right now and get my instrument tuned
1
4%
Total Votes
26
Whatever, I'm over tired and bored....

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Do you ever answer polls? (ok, I'm bored)

Yes
22
54%
No
12
29%
Wibble
0
0%
A small grey squirrel
3
7%
Gamerjoba
0
0%
Reasons to be Cheerful (Part 3)
4
10%
Total Votes
41
WELL?...

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Reincarnation: What do you want to come back as after you die?

an animal
18
36%
a plant
4
8%
still human
28
56%
Total Votes
50
I want to come back as an animal. A bird if possible, so i can poop on the people who pissed me off in this lifetime. What do y'all want to be?...

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Women want to have a

Big one
16
36%
Medium
6
13%
Small one
0
0%
Average
8
18%
No matter but clean
13
29%
Other
2
4%
Total Votes
45
i mean House...

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Do you accept any of these possibilities?;

That there is a Divine Creator?
17
36%
Everything started with a 'Big Bang'?
4
9%
That you can fall in love over the 'internet'?
3
6%
There is a purpose for us being here?
3
6%
That 'Mankind' is destined to destroy himself?
6
13%
It is possible for everyone to live in Peace?
0
0%
Somewhere is your perfect 'Mate'?
4
9%
We will be visited by 'Aliens' soon?
1
2%
Could eat a 'Jam doughnut' and not lick you lips?
2
4%
All or some of the above?
7
15%
Total Votes
47
Certain questions can create discussions that lead to a better understanding of ourselves, maybe!!...

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What was the last crazy thing you did?? Did you:

surprise the neighbours with a Molotov cocktail?
4
10%
fill in an application for the police force?
0
0%
snog a hooker?
1
2%
shoot your mother-in-law?
0
0%
ask your hairdresser for a grade 0 (=bald)?
3
7%
use the escalator without holding on to the rail?
1
2%
pull the emergency brake on a train?
1
2%
take out insurance for your privates?
3
7%
date someone on CS?
19
45%
other, please specify...
10
24%
Total Votes
42
Living la vida loca?? Then share with the group please......

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ladies ,If u were in Jungle and the Cheetah Attacks on your Guy you would

leave Him
3
14%
Fight Along wth him
5
24%
I can sacrify mylife for my love
3
14%
I will call for help
2
10%
A chance for me to find a new guy
3
14%
i will act like Tarzan ,haha
2
10%
Others
3
14%
Total Votes
21

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Can Dolphins 'really' tell the time?

Yes
8
29%
No
6
21%
Don't know
8
29%
Maybe
4
14%
Not while submerged
2
7%
Total Votes
28
I asked a Dolphin and he said 2 O'Clock...but I thought it was a bit dubious..I mean it could have been 3:30!...

soft drinks, pop, soda

pepsi
8
16%
coca cola
21
43%
fanta
4
8%
lemonade
10
20%
liti
1
2%
go west hehe
5
10%
Total Votes
49
which one...

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