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Are YOU 100% Happy with your LOOKS???

Yes
24
33%
Only on good hair Day's
11
15%
No
33
46%
Not Sure?
2
3%
Other?
2
3%
Total Votes
72
Somtimes 100%...

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Tiger Woods Is MOST Desirable, Because...?

Status
8
18%
Looks
2
5%
What's in His Wallet
19
43%
Harem of Women
3
7%
Golfing Accolades
5
11%
Commercial Accolades
1
2%
U think I'm better looking ;-)
1
2%
Other
5
11%
Total Votes
44
Golfing Greatness!?...

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Tiger Wood's Golf Game?

It is Over, He'll Never Golf Again
5
12%
He'll take one year off
4
10%
He'll take two year's off
2
5%
This is only a temporary set back
12
29%
I Don't Care!
19
45%
Total Votes
42
The Tiger Story Continued......

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Tattoo on a Women's lower back could mean?...

Could be a Good Girl
3
4%
Could be a Bad Girl
7
9%
"Tramp Stamp"
24
29%
Could be a Bi Sexual
2
2%
Could be a librarian
2
2%
Means Nothing
27
33%
HOT!
17
21%
Total Votes
82
I've heard many opinions on this Tattoo location, what do you all think?...

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Tiger Woods Story--- What Actually Happened?

He was Framed- LAPD?
1
4%
Running from a Spaceship Zantarr?
0
0%
Running from a Mad Wife, with a 4 Wood
14
54%
Just tried to miss a Fire hydrant with antlers
0
0%
Was trying to get home before his wife woke up
4
15%
Came home from the Drinking Trough
4
15%
Other
2
8%
Your Comments?
1
4%
Total Votes
26
What's your take???...

HUMOR .... what is your favorite kind ?

Crazy
37
30%
Dry
23
18%
Irony
12
10%
Blue
3
2%
Juvenile
4
3%
Satire
16
13%
Wisecrack
30
24%
Total Votes
125
Just curious, I'm a bit of a 2,5,7 mix. not easy to pick just one category but have a try. Cheers...

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who needs love the most,lol.

dirty old men
6
9%
grumpy old men
4
6%
bbw/women
12
17%
all
48
69%
Total Votes
70
just,for the heck of it,in a good mood&nice warm fall day....

have you ever been hypnotised on stage for fun?

yes,but it didnt work!
4
7%
yes,and it worked!
3
5%
no
45
79%
it's all a con
5
9%
Total Votes
57
so,have you went to a show where a hypnotist asked for volunteers from the audience,to make them crow like a rooster,bark,meow,etc,or something similar?maybe you did,and the hypnotist lost his/her job,because they couldnt 'break' into your mind...Read more

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10% Of women go to heven

10% of women go to heven
12
30%
If they all went it'd be hell
28
70%
Total Votes
40
Belive it or not lol...

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The best tag team wrestlers,oh would win the match.

pee wee herman and sagel
4
16%
Mr t and brittny spears
3
12%
bill and hillary cliton
3
12%
tom and jerry
5
20%
big bird and obama
3
12%
rocky and bullwinkly
1
4%
me and you
5
20%
dorthy and toto
1
4%
Total Votes
25
Pick your best team....

Ho would when the fight.

rambo or rocky
9
36%
segall or noris
3
12%
tom or jerry
13
52%
Total Votes
25
Ho do you think is the best....

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Who is the most famous person in the world today and why?

Barak Obama
60
18%
Nadezda Lyakhova
66
20%
Madonna
14
4%
Prince Charles
10
3%
Robert
79
24%
Osama bin Laden
24
7%
Hannah Montana
22
7%
Genevieve Nnaji
10
3%
Other
45
14%
Total Votes
330
Who and why? Let's celebrate the world's most influential people...

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If You'll Die On Top Of Woman ...

You Will Go To Heaven !!!
26
68%
You Will Go To Hell !!!
12
32%
Total Votes
38
Married or Single?...

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I think the dancing banana

is kinda cute.
20
45%
is way too happy.
7
16%
needs dancing lessons.
5
11%
should come in different colors.
2
5%
would give a little kid nightmares.
4
9%
might look better with pom poms.
6
14%
Total Votes
44
This little guy is pretty unique. What's your opinion on him?...

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Why do certain people moon others?

They see it as surprising, and therefore, funny.
18
56%
I've done because it's surprising and/or funny.
1
3%
They want to show their private area for attention
3
9%
I've done for general attention.
2
6%
I think they are angry and saying "Kiss it."
1
3%
I have done to say "Kiss it."
2
6%
They need it wiped.
1
3%
I have done because I needed it wiped.
1
3%
They are trying to attract someone sexually.
2
6%
I have done to attract someone attracted to.
1
3%
Total Votes
32
Why in God's name and anyone's name do people sometimes moon people? I am not into the nudity thing, but even if I thought it were acceptable, I can't see wanting to show things in that way....

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What do you think?

Is Anvilania Evil?
1
6%
Is Anvilania Good?
0
0%
Anvilania?
0
0%
As Above
1
6%
As Below
0
0%
As on #10
0
0%
Same as #1
0
0%
Wanna Bash Anvilania
2
12%
Is it REALY that Evil?
4
24%
Don't Know!
9
53%
Total Votes
17
Let's REALLY Bash that §&%?!£$-Place...

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Who do you think should rule the world?

Women: the natural choice
19
17%
Monkeys ( at least they are funny)
6
5%
An Evil Genius
56
50%
Me
32
28%
Total Votes
113
Ok, so I am really really really bored...

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would you date a guy with a beard??

yes
20
30%
no
20
30%
maybe
18
27%
its whats on the inside that counts
8
12%
its all about the looks
1
1%
Total Votes
67
just a bit of a laugh...

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Are you hot?

Yes
23
48%
Yes
1
2%
Yes
3
6%
Yes
0
0%
Yes
3
6%
Yes
2
4%
Yes
3
6%
Yes
4
8%
Yes
0
0%
Yes
9
19%
Total Votes
48
Well it appears that people like to ask if they're hot, so in order to expedite the process of questioning if one is "hot" and potential replies (yes, no, maybe) this poll is to say we are all hot in our own way, its just the temperature that differs...Read more

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A GUY SHOULD KNOW HIS ADVANCES ARE NOT WELCOME IF:

A girl throws him out, screaming.
2
3%
The girl does not speak to him for 15 years.
2
3%
He has a bug planted in her house.
0
0%
He has a GPS unit on her car.
1
1%
She keeps calling the cops on him.
5
7%
She keeps calling the feds on him.
0
0%
She calls him Didget Mick. Think about it.
1
1%
She tries to take out a restraining order on him.
1
1%
Her state changes stalking laws just to nail him.
1
1%
All of the above.
59
82%
Total Votes
72
This poll is for men who can't accept the fact that cheer leaders do NOT like it when you stare in their window at night. It's for men who think that ythey can force a girl to like them by fixing it so she can't work so she has no money so they can...

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A woman and a melon are hard to choose ?

Yes
11
28%
No
20
51%
Dont try
8
21%
Total Votes
39
melon u can hit the top and try but girls...

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A woman and a melon are hard to choose ?

Yes
10
40%
No
8
32%
Dont try
7
28%
Total Votes
25
melon u can hit the top and try but girls...

Which country is better? this is just for fun

canada
53
62%
usa
33
38%
Total Votes
86
just for fun i want to see what everyone thinks the every day competing between the 2 countries...

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Who improves a womans looks the most?

Max Factor
30
43%
Jack Daniels
31
44%
Prozac
9
13%
Total Votes
70
Just wanted to create a poll since I've never done it before!...

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how many of u have taken a good state licence photo

yes
27
44%
no
14
23%
you can take a good one??!!
21
34%
Total Votes
62
i look like i was shocked...

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