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Beer before Liquer never been sicker, Liquer then Beer drink with no fear?

TRUE
10
33%
FALSE
13
43%
MAYBE
2
7%
ALCOHOL IS BAD... MKAY
5
17%
Total Votes
30
Some say it's true, I don't believe it....

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A woman sings as if a bird is screaming is

Funny
9
27%
A sad thing
2
6%
Killing the music
14
42%
Not interested
8
24%
Total Votes
33
what do u think?...

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Should a roll of toilet roll over or under?

roll under
9
18%
roll over
26
53%
I dont give a F@&K
9
18%
what?
4
8%
i use leaves
1
2%
i have a bidet
0
0%
i want a bidet
0
0%
Total Votes
49
Saw the commercial for cottonelle roll under or over. I figure I would make a poll....

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A monkey doing buisness is doing

eat a bannana
3
11%
climb on the tree
1
4%
it cannot do business
3
11%
monkeybuisiness
20
74%
Total Votes
27
what does a monkey really do when it does business?...

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When someone asks an incredibly complex question, do they really expect

A simple answer
11
32%
A highly complex answer
8
24%
Personal insights from a worldwide community
5
15%
Attention
10
29%
Total Votes
34
I'm really pretty impressed by the number of polls that go around with questions that, essentially, must be answered by detailed context which simply isn't provided. So many things that begin, 'What does it mean...' or 'Is it OK if...' are so hi...Read more

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are you cold right now?

yes
19
31%
no
34
55%
kinda
9
15%
Total Votes
62
ARE YOU COLD RIGHT NOW? because I am....

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What did she mean by that?

She wanted an affair
7
17%
She wants to be admired
10
24%
She didn't mean anything by that
13
32%
She should not have said it
11
27%
Total Votes
41
A female dentist who was 47 told a guy who was 23 the following: You know what I think, if you ever marry, you want a woman like me! She said this as the guy was leaving her office. Why do you think did she say it?...

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Rocky vs Rambo vs Mac Guyver vs Bill Gates vs Osama Bin Laden: Who would win??

Rocky
3
6%
Rambo
19
37%
Mac Guyver
16
31%
Bill Gates
5
10%
Osama Bin Laden
8
16%
Total Votes
51
In a fair fight who would win between these blokes? No political pun intended...

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Would you give up half your pay check to the Government to insure all citizens have Health Care?

Yes
15
19%
No
60
75%
Not Sure
4
5%
Other?
1
1%
Total Votes
80
Some will???...

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Mind your own Business! P-:

Yes
31
86%
No
5
14%
Total Votes
36
Mind your own Business! Moonlove reply......Okay...

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what's your favorite taco?

crunchy taco
5
12%
soft taco
14
33%
volcano taco
1
2%
the octogon of greatness
1
2%
mexican pizza
5
12%
burrito
4
9%
chimichanga
4
9%
taco salad
2
5%
taco flavored kisses
5
12%
taco supreme no onions
2
5%
Total Votes
43
i know that they are not all tacos but if they were it wouldn't be much of a poll . that and i thought it was funny ....

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

7
7
22%
3
3
9%
17
11
34%
0
11
34%
Total Votes
32
I've always wanted to know...

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4 20 or not ?

4 20
18
35%
what does this mean ?
34
65%
Total Votes
52
Just curious....

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what should i invent next

taco flavored ice cream
4
11%
taco flavored gum
1
3%
taco flavored doggie treats for chiwawa's
7
19%
taco flavored lipgloss
5
14%
taco flavored jelly
0
0%
taco flavored cool-aid
2
6%
taco flavored energy drink
1
3%
taco flavored candy bar
0
0%
taco flavored edable underwear
3
8%
taco flavored condoms
13
36%
Total Votes
36
all products and results of this survey are property of adamisk ind. a subsidiary of witfeild mental health facilities ....

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Do you have sense of Humor?

Yes
66
85%
No
3
4%
Not Sure
5
6%
Used to
4
5%
Other
0
0%
Total Votes
78
I read an article that stated 60 to 70% of all People (article was refering to women) Do not have a sense of humor......

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what's your poison ?

hot chocolate
2
3%
soda pop
15
22%
fruit juice
2
3%
water
8
12%
tea
5
7%
coffee
24
36%
coolaid
1
1%
milk
2
3%
chocolate milk ( cold )
7
10%
pickle brine
1
1%
Total Votes
67
all choices above are non-alcoholic la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaa...

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In light of the lack of interest in my last thread, Do I write the worst threads on CS.

yes.
11
23%
no
9
19%
your an idiot.
6
12%
your a boring idiot
3
6%
your a boring, sexy idiot
2
4%
you have cool hair
5
10%
you slammed your head in the refigerator.
12
25%
Total Votes
48

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What would you do If you saw someone who looked exactly like you?

RUN!!!!!
8
10%
Shake his hand
20
25%
Be shocked!! 8O
15
19%
Ask your mum whether you have a twin
8
10%
It is a mirror you idiot
28
35%
Total Votes
79
Donno,i think it would be quite scary just wanted to see what you'd do...

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If there was a zombie attack would you?

Carry a gun and know how to use it.
17
25%
Hide as long as possible.
2
3%
Give up and just get eaten.
0
0%
Use a machete to hack off the heads.
4
6%
Kiss one and fall in love,no more humans left.
5
7%
Run like hell.
10
15%
Camp out on the roof ,shoot them one by one.
13
19%
Board yourself up in the house & be very quiet.
5
7%
Put scary makeup on and hang out with the zombies.
9
13%
Sing for them and hope they forget to eat you.
2
3%
Total Votes
67
I love zombie movies and thought this would be a fun poll....

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Are we more human or are we more like Animals>

Animals
15
41%
Humans
8
22%
Aliens
3
8%
Not saying
1
3%
Wow weird question!
10
27%
Total Votes
37
You vote=I wonder lol...

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When can Water Sports be applied...?

when you spend a lot of time on the water
8
25%
swimming laps at the local pool
1
3%
playing with the rubber ducky in the tub
4
12%
snorkeling, typically at the sea
1
3%
applied to the things that make your sheets wet
2
6%
Co-ed showers
3
9%
All the above and more
9
28%
Don't know?
2
6%
Other?
2
6%
Total Votes
32
Water Sports are my hobbie!...

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In Grade School/High school you were ?

Happy
44
54%
Sad
13
16%
Bullied
11
13%
I was the Bully
7
9%
BEATEN UP BEYOND RECOGNITION
0
0%
IGNORED SO MUCH i'M NOW INVISIBLE
7
9%
Total Votes
82
i was a Good ,regular student and you ?...

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Should you be allowed to wear hard hat on the plane?

why?
22
31%
what?
6
8%
no
12
17%
yes
11
15%
whatever
4
6%
God, where is she from?
5
7%
should not leave truck with cs on screen - lol
0
0%
hard hats for real men only - not sissy traveller?
4
6%
if it helps in a crash?
7
10%
it is all the new rage - why yes?
1
1%
Total Votes
72

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your in the kitchen making tea and toast,on the way out you realise your hands are full,how do you t

chin
1
5%
elbow
8
36%
nose
3
14%
leave it on (sod global warming)
2
9%
try to use the mug your holding,thus causing spila
2
9%
karate kick
2
9%
forhead (only works with a large head)
0
0%
ask the cat/dog to turn it off.
4
18%
Total Votes
22
i created this poll after finding myself in this situation,its quite funny to see what other people would do....

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Have you ever worn a straw hat in public (controversy again in the Forums!!)

yes, but the devil made me do it
19
20%
no, I would be too ashamed
22
23%
yes, but that was before I knew better
3
3%
no, my friends would all leave me
8
8%
yes, I am a delegate at the Republican convention
2
2%
it's my glee club uniform - I have no choice
1
1%
yes, I am proud to wear it and I've taken my meds!
19
20%
I am Claayer (Eupho) so that's ok
5
5%
No comment - this might be an immigration sting
9
9%
Polls are for serious subjects (aliens and such!)
9
9%
Total Votes
97
About time we got some serious debate in the Forums. All comments welcome...even from hat wearers...

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