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DOES IT MAKE SENSE TO YOU

YES
20
56%
NO
13
36%
UNDECIDES
3
8%
Total Votes
36
Makes sense to me. An ex-NASA project director has what I think is the near perfect solution for airport security! Subject: Airport security. Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-bodyscanners at the airports. Have a bombproof...Read more

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Why are there Mean People on here? Too Humorous...

Still bitter at their X
16
25%
Can't believe the Easter Bunny's a Fraud
6
10%
Pretend to be Offended / Thus, impose their will
4
6%
Have a Hate Ideology, That doesn't like Humour?
4
6%
Mentally Unstable
18
29%
Are descendents of the Third Reich
6
10%
Other?
9
14%
Total Votes
63
There "Out-There" Folks?...

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Which one is the most Desirable...?

The Tribe Leader
4
7%
The Bad Boy
13
24%
The Hardest Worker
4
7%
Magic Formula Man
2
4%
Most Talented
5
9%
Computer Geek
8
15%
Other?
19
35%
Total Votes
55
Tribe Leader...?...

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Would you rather get a new puppy or a new kitty?

Puppy
39
57%
Kitty
17
25%
Neither
13
19%
Total Votes
69
catdog...

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Women what Profession do you find Most Desirable?

Pilot
9
12%
Cop
7
9%
Massage therapist
6
8%
Doctor
12
16%
Military
5
7%
Shoe Department Manager
2
3%
Bank Executive
3
4%
Criminal Law
7
9%
Emotional Psychologist
5
7%
Other?
20
26%
Total Votes
76
Profession's speak louder than word's?...

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wat is ur pet hate behind the wheel

big bore exhuasts
0
0%
traffic cops
4
10%
people who tailgate
12
29%
people who pass 100 m b4 an intersection
3
7%
speed cams
4
10%
drivers who think its safer 20 ks under limit
6
14%
traffic lights that n\know when ur late
2
5%
gas prices
9
21%
car a la plastic fantastic
0
0%
trucks that run you off th road
2
5%
Total Votes
42

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A huge asteroid will wipe us out in 24 hours! Do you get:

Annoyed
2
3%
Panicky
5
8%
Plastered
4
7%
Laid
21
36%
On your knees and pray
5
8%
Stoned
3
5%
Guilty about the bills you haven't paid
0
0%
Your lawnmower back
1
2%
All of the above
4
7%
None of the above
14
24%
Total Votes
59
I guess it's something we all think about once in a while. . . what to do if you only had a day to live. Not a good time to procrastinate!...

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CS Polls- How far have you Busted a Gut Laughing??? Includes Responses?

A smile
3
6%
A Big Smile
0
0%
A little Giggle
4
9%
A Big Giggle- LOL!
8
17%
Rolling on the Floor Laughing- ROFL!
17
36%
ROFL- Pee'd your pants?
7
15%
Saw someone else ROFL and Pee their pants?
5
11%
Other?
3
6%
Total Votes
47
Ie it just me ROFL???...

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You love laughing bc......

It makes you forget the bad stuff going on
29
56%
It is an easy way to waiste time
1
2%
I just do, gosh
22
42%
I beleive in exercising through laughter
0
0%
Total Votes
52
Why do you laugh?...

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Member of the Mile High Club?

Yes
10
18%
No
25
44%
I wish?
19
33%
Don't know?
2
4%
Other?
1
2%
Total Votes
57
If you're not a member by now, then it may be "down-right" too dangerous to pull off? banana:...

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What is your favorite type of chocolate?

Plain chocolate hight percent cocoa at least 72%
14
22%
Milk chocolate
17
27%
Milk chocolate with whole almonds
7
11%
Milk chocolate with raisins
3
5%
Milk chocolate with fondant cream centre
2
3%
Dark chocolate with chilli
9
14%
Aerated chocolate
1
2%
Milk chocolate with hazelnuts
10
16%
Total Votes
63
Please answer seriously as the results will be forwarded to two site members that are currently involved in important scientific research. It could change everything. My favorite Dark Chilli....

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Your busy, and then.......THE PHONE RINGS.......you____?????

Answer it
19
33%
Ignore it
5
9%
See who it is first
23
40%
Finish what I am doing and call back asap
11
19%
Total Votes
58
When the phone rings you ______ ????...

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Rate Your Performance- Rating Photo's, Comment's, and Contacting Others?

A- Excellent
4
12%
B- Above Average
6
19%
C- Average
14
44%
D- Not acceptable
1
3%
WT- F
3
9%
Other?
3
9%
Don't care about Singles?
1
3%
Total Votes
32
I spend more time waisted on Blogs and Polls?...

I want to do a poll?

Favourite Animals
8
28%
Favourite Foods
0
0%
Favourite Football Teams
1
3%
Favourite Sexual Locations
12
41%
Favourite Nursery Rhyme
2
7%
Favourite Bible Story
2
7%
Favourite Character on Craggy Island
4
14%
Total Votes
29
I want to do a poll as im bored so im doing a poll on what people think i should do a poll on ok im really bored now. hess give me some of your wine...

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Participant of this Activity???

Top- Fuel Speed Boat Racing
3
13%
TV Commercials
5
22%
Pro Baseball Pitcher
2
9%
Karate Black Belt Competitions
3
13%
Schwarzenegger Body Fitness Shows
3
13%
Half Ironman Traithlon Competitions
2
9%
All of the above?
5
22%
Total Votes
23

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Is your Derrière Too Big???

Yes
6
17%
No
18
50%
Mirrow doesn't lie?
5
14%
HATE U?
5
14%
Other?
2
6%
Total Votes
36

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Cold Hands can Ruin THE MOOD?

Yes
12
40%
No
7
23%
Not Sure
3
10%
I have a good remedy for that?
6
20%
Hate U?
1
3%
Other?
1
3%
Total Votes
30
I'm a little self-conscience about that?...

CAMFROG..........CAN YOU DEFINE? .?

YES ...SEE POST
4
16%
NO .....I DON'T KNOW WHAT A CAMFROG IS..LOL
14
56%
WHATS THE QUESTION?
7
28%
Total Votes
25
DUDE SAID ...I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF CAMFROGS.... I ASK YOU ....WHATS A CAMFROG.........

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If you were prego. you would want a ____>??

Boy
14
40%
Gurl
13
37%
Boy twins
0
0%
Gurl twins
1
3%
Boy and gurl twins
7
20%
Total Votes
35
Battle of the sexes...

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What makes people get bored of CS and want to have a break?

my partner is better
7
7%
people don't really notice how interesting i am
24
23%
my potentenial partner was just taken
4
4%
i'm tired of playing the goody...it's not working
5
5%
people are not interesting enough
20
19%
i found the right site for me
2
2%
my enemy is back/my enemy is still here!
3
3%
i'm always tired when i get home
6
6%
too much pressure, can't handle all the fans
9
9%
othe- please tell
24
23%
Total Votes
104
for those who had a break, feel like having one, tell us...

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Which is your favorite pet?

Cats
16
24%
Dogs
37
54%
Exotic
15
22%
Total Votes
68
People and pets are the best part of life most of the time so choose your best pet pal!...

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If Pepsi and Coca-Cola were the only soft drinks left on earth, which would you choose?

Pepsi
34
32%
Coke
38
36%
Neither
16
15%
Choose both & mix them together
4
4%
Move to another planet
15
14%
Total Votes
107
Just for fun...

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Men Are Generally Perfect and Women Are Generally Crazy?

Generally True
21
35%
Generally NOT True
27
45%
I better NEVER Meet You MR.
7
12%
Other?
5
8%
Total Votes
60
Hey, don't get mad, I read this idea online?...

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I admit that I've pee'd in the shower?

Yes, and felt liberated
49
73%
No, I'm too proper
5
7%
Maybe
8
12%
Can't remember
2
3%
Other?
3
4%
Total Votes
67
Runner Water just trigger's that reflex?...

Cliché Character Types....Who's You?

Broken-hearted Walking Wounde
4
12%
Attention whore, it's all about MEEEEE!!!!
2
6%
Single mom with kids needs some Help/TLC
2
6%
Married dude looking for a Bit-on-the-Side...
1
3%
Desperate Housewife, single and Clock Ticking!!!
0
0%
Dirty Old Man looking for a young girl PERV...
4
12%
Boring, middle-aged, desperate LAST chancer...
0
0%
Broke, divorced, thick-as-a-brick beer drinker...
1
3%
Gorgeous, wonderful, a total catch BABE!!...
13
41%
Handsome, eligible, and HOT!!
5
16%
Total Votes
32
Please accept this as humour, tongue-in-cheek. On a bad hair-hangover and you've just stubbed your toe-day, which of these sorry clichés would you imagine yourself to be?...only those with a sense of humour need apply. if your particular cliché-t...Read more

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