robrt787 Blog Comments (2,572)

RE: What Does It Take To Make You Laugh ?

Crazyheart,

I don't know. I don't know if them hairs were public or private.. but Johnny had told me they were black floss strings.. but I don't know whether to believe that or not. Maybe Angel knows. She's closer and knows Johnny better than me.

RE: What Does It Take To Make You Laugh ?

Angel, just cause I got home after exercised the other night, and rested in my warm pool in my birthday suit, with the widowed and divorced ladies living behind my house looking at me. THAT doesn't mean it's my birthday.

RE: What Does It Take To Make You Laugh ?

Crazyheart,

I don't want that toy. It was pre-used by Johnny before he re-gifted it and sent it to me. I sent it back. Heck, I don't want no used adult toy like that.. He should have at least cleaned it before sending it.

RE: What Does It Take To Make You Laugh ?

Hi pretty Crazyheart, sweety Angel, cutie Itchy and all the great people here!

As for me? Nope. I don't have a sense of humus, or humor.

I do remember some years ago, when I had just got together with a new girlfriend, I overheard her mother whisper to her, "Hmm dear, I see you've got a good sense of humor. I can tell by the new boyfriend you've got."

Anyways, THAT discussing toy or disgusting toy is NOT MINE. I don't know what the heck that thing is... never seen one... and by the way, the teeth on it need flossing.

Have a fun night Crazyheart

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Sheesh, now my hand smells kind of funky after pulling it out of the hole in my pants pocket.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

I don't have a shirt one right now, my chest muscles are firm, and my armpits smell like onions.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Oh, I gotta warn you all.

I may have a Cadillac in my left eye.. maybe.. maybe a little one. I have to have it checked next week.

One of my friends told me, the best time to find a new girlfriend is when your vision is a little blurry.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Wow Crazyheart,

For me? You guys made that hair infested or worm infested cake for me? WOw, I feel so special now. Really, you're spoiling me with so much cake. I may need some Pepto Bismol afterwards too.


YOu friends are the bestest in the world.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Angel,

I had a friend named Michael Jackson back in school. He didn't write that.

I just wrote it rat now, err I mean right now.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

LOL Angel,

It will be the Junk Charter Airplane.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Angel,

Johnny will share a couple of, or a lot of these --> with you.. and before you know it. You'll be on the plane with us.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Crazyheart,

there's a rumor that I'm getting married next year, well to someone anyways.

There's also a rumor that I'm digging a tunnel to Amman Jordan.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Crazyheart,

once you try Rob in the sack..

there's no going back..
err to anyone else. No one to compare to. lol

Well, unless I get tired and fall asleep in the middle of all the action.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Oops, I meant

LOL Crazheart,

And I don't use a hairdryer on my private hairs. But Johnny does.. but I heard he got the hairdryer too hot and too close yesterday. He might have sizzled his privates a little

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Angel,

Me and Capri and Johnny are planning a road trip.. first we going to go visit you, pick you up, then we're all going to go visit A MAN NAMED JORDAN. He lives in AMMAN JORDAN.. and while we're there.. I'll go have coffee with Crazyheart. Yeah!

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

LOL Capri,

And I don't use a hairdryer on my private hairs. But Johnny does.. but I heard he got the hairdryer too hot and too close yesterday. He might have sizzled his privates a little.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Crazyheart,

YIKES! All that stuff looks like it's supposed to be used on a HORSE!

Ahh, I see. You've heard the rumors about me, like a horse, huh?

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Okay, I'm going to close my eyes and wish for my birthday wish.

What I want is... Crazyheart, Cocheta, Snookums, Capri, Angel, Amorn, Kal, Avias, Itchy, Beautifulyou, Lavina, Calleis, Aisha00, and all the pretty ladies on CS.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Crazyheart,

I'm going to teach you some new things. So, you better be ready. Heck, it's been so long for me, but friends tell me, it will all come back to me.. they say it's like riding a bike.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Crazyheart,

you told me to put names in a jar and PICK ONE. I had to pick my nose first, but afterwards.. I cant just pick one.

So, okay. If all the ladies here are willing to be in my Harem Scarem.. then cool!

Err, just let me get some more booster pills.

Whew! Be gentle with me now ladies. Don't wear me out. Well, okay.. go ahead and wear me out!

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Awww Angel,

You just want me to chase you. I know you by now. You like the thrill of being chased. Okay, I'm game to play your games.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Okay Crazyheart,

I'm coming over. I've got my blue pills, fish eye soup, libido boosters, my birds and bees book, my kama-sutra book and instructions on how to use a rocking chair.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Yes Kal,

I've always noticed you have a beautiful heart and soul, always.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Angel,

at my age, Hail Yesss! I appreciate everything. And you know I like you.. and you lubs me.. you said so yesterday!

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Crazyheart,

Maybe that cake collapsed because it had a Yeast Infection or something... maybe?

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

The heck with the blow-up doll. I'm coming over to visit YOU Crazyheart.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Hi Kal,

Thank you. You know me. I always try to appreciate things and I try to be positive.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Angel,


Yes, my birthday is in December.. that's when I get to wear my birthday suit in private.. for some lady somewhere. But I don't know who it will be, this year.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

Crazyheart,

no matter what the cake looks like. If it's from pretty YOU, then it's the most beautiful cake ever.

RE: Happy Birthday Robrt787!!!

My BD wish is to learn how to get in the pants of a girl with inverted Nips.