I remember the great authors like Bradbury, Raymond Chandler, Isaac Asimov, Elegsabiff, Stephen King, Robert Frost, Ernest Hemingway, robrt787 and the likes.
Always some messages or thought provoking situations in their stories, poems and such.
I think a guy should look past a girl's physical beauty sometimes, yes all the pancake mix foundation and so on, and look to feel what she is truly about within. The true beauty of any person, the heart and soul within.
Johnny, did I ever tell ya the tale of Big Richard's great great great great Grandfather?
Well, it goes like this: He was such a flirt in a small remote town, he romanced every lady in that little town. And when he died, his wives requested that they remove his thingy and stick it up his own rear.. since that was the only opening he had never been in before.
Come on out to California someday. I'll introduce you to lots of lady friends. err, just be sure to bring lots of condiments, ketchup, mustard, relish...
Itchy, reminds me of when I wear them loose gym shorts to go jogging in. My thingy may be flopping and showing all over the place. Of course, I'm talking about that tying string thingy on the shorts.
one day I went to a hardware store, and the lady there was attractive, but then she held up a 32 ounce soda cup and spit her chewing tobacco in it. The darn cup was almost full of her tobacco spit.
THEN, just as she was going to give me back my change, she slightly hit the jar and it fell over, right onto the floor, all the spit and everything.. just a big puddle of yuck!
more pages have been added to my birds and bees book. It's wider than that "War & Peace" book. As a fact of matter, one may need a forklift to pick it up.
the last time I went to a home depot, I told the lady in the garden area, "I'm single and looking for something that makes Pansies look better and brighter."
She answered, "Ah, you're looking for a Hoe! Over there by the hole diggers. Or I can give you a few numbers to massage parlors."
Really, she said that. I wouldn't lie if I didn't have to.
I remember when a girl would send her boyfriend a LOCK of her hair from her head. One lady once sent me a lock of hair from somewhere else on her body. That's discussing, err disgusting.. but for some strange reason, I kinda liked it.
Now wait a half of two minutes here. You deserve to get all the things you need. You should be getting ecards, flowers and lots of things. You're a nice lady. You deserve it all. Whatever you want.
You were right in leaving that job. I mean, life is too short to put up with that kind of behavior from them others. You're a good guy and you deserve a better job than that, and a job that treats people better too.
When I was in charge of some employees back in the late 80's and 90's, I always treated them good, because I knew that by treating them good and keeping the atmosphere positive, it helped to motivate them, to encourage them to do their best for the company, the show, for me and themselves.
Thanks for the blog. Keep on blogging and smiling.
I've got a secret move that I cannot reveal on here. But it makes a lady go WILD! And no, it doesn't involve whips, chains or chocolate covered pickles.
the old Rocking Chair method and the Flour Sifter method too. Both methods and more available in the Birds & Bees Book, or is it The Ticks & Fleas Book?
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RE: Feet in or out
nice & cozy between two buns