RE: Robert Part II

Alright, forget I said that. I was just kidding about her pic. laugh

RE: Robert Part II

Johnny,

When you look at Usha’s picture, you’re looking at her eyes, right? grin

RE: Robert Part II

Well, time for my dog to take me for a walk at the park.
Lots of nice ladies out there,
and when they see me, they walk the other way. doh

RE: Robert Part II

lol, the last time a woman even touched me was with a slap, so, heck I’ll take it as a gesture of endearment. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Robert Part II

Johnny,

I was surprised at that too! Oh no, don’t tell me she’s one of those drivers, that if you’re the passenger, it feels like a roller coaster ride.. fast, fast turns and rarely uses the brakes! help

RE: Robert Part II

Fictional of course. Or is it? laugh

Maybe “Sparton: The case of the lady mind reader” rolling on the floor laughing

Or “The case of beer and service station hamburgers”

RE: Robert Part II

Johnny,

I just might write a short story titled, “Sparton” chapter 69 .. soon. laugh

RE: if you were born a boy or a girl, what are you now ...

Biffy,

I remember my first year of school, I was 5 or 6 then. Sometimes I’d cry when little girls would suddenly kiss me.

When I got older and they got older, I’d sometimes cry when the ladies didn’t want to.

Darn it! frustrated
Can’t lose for whining, er winning.

RE: Robert Part II

Okay, time for me to go, before someone starts reading my mind,
Sheesh! No privacy at all these days. uh oh

laugh

Thanks Usha, Johnny, for the fun chat. Have a nice day or night. wave

RE: Robert Part II

And BTW Johnny,

Who the heck takes an hour in the shower? doh
laugh

RE: Robert Part II

Usha,

“Clear your mind, you may?”

Oh no! You’re talking like Yoda now! wow

grin

RE: Robert Part II

Michael Jackson? I thought Johnny started giblets grabbing. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Robert Part II

Johnny,

Baseball players grab their giblets all the time, right there in public, on TV! doh

RE: Robert Part II

Johnny,

I was mentioning the turkey ‘cause in your story, the blonde wanted you to check it for any giblets left inside the turkey. That’s all I innocently meant. The blonde didn’t mean for you to leave your hand in there for a half hour with a smile on your face. rolling on the floor laughing

cheers

RE: Rolling Stones

Hi CH,

I remember that song. I haven’t heard it since .. well, since the last time I heard it.
dancing

RE: "EDMUND FITZGERALD"

Nam,

Very interesting news, and as you say, haunting as well.
I agree, they should give the bodies proper burial.

RE: Do you know you?

Johnny,

with some of the dates I’ve had, I’m probably better off drunk all the time.
cheers

RE: Do you know you?

Another thing, Johnny, why come you’re on the blogs sometimes at 2:30 in the morning? Just getting home from a date? A sleep over at the massage parlor?
rolling on the floor laughing

Admit to nothing! laugh

RE: Do you know you?

I asked an old friend of mine, “Are you cheap or a Ram, or a Goat?”

He slurred his answer, “Wha.. whadda ya tawking about? I’m none those things, I’m Drunk!” drinking

RE: My point is.....

The second quote is true, sort of, maybe, kind of.
It’s so touching, it brought a tear to my eyes when I first read it. uh oh

RE: LIFE HAS CHANGED, new update

Wen, my fren, friend,

Thanks for the update. Great to know you’re doing better.. Hoping and praying for you, my friend. And remember, we got a yard sale to do at your place this summer. grin

Just kidding about the yard sale, maybe.

Always wish you the best! handshake

RE: Life

There’s no connection, just that God felt about me, “Enough of Rob’s jokes, already!” doh

RE: Life

As my answer to your blog?

I once thought I was going to die a few years ago. When I got really bad, I said, “God, don’t take me yet. I haven’t found the lady love of my life yet.”

God answered, “I know, but your jokes are so bad.” doh

RE: Life

Usha,

My hopes and prayers go to the situation over there.

RE: Life

I have no excuses. Whenever it takes me, I’ll just go. dunno

RE: Human/Technology interface....pending danger?

Just kidding about all that. laugh

Or was I? uh oh

RE: Human/Technology interface....pending danger?

Correction,

I rarely cuss, but they got me a bit upset back then. professor

RE: Human/Technology interface....pending danger?

Okay, time for me to get some.. some sleep.

I just gotta new body pillow a year ago.

Have a good night, and fun tomorrow. head banger

RE: Human/Technology interface....pending danger?

Johnny,
In the first case, the son or customer Does Not have to put up with it. He needs to make a big deal about it, talk to management, if not, call the P.U.C. Public Utilities Commission.. then see how fast they fix the problem.. OR get service with another company.

The second company, again, talk to management, or learn if other sellers are having the same problems, group up and get to management, or move to another company or create your own selling site.

Keep on looking for answers, higher ground.

In all cases, if you’re willing to just accept what their systems do to you, then people get what they get. dunno

RE: Beauty - or, those who cannot do, teach.

Biffy,

I recommend the ole Prell shampoo, gets the roots out.
Also maybe condition it with pennzoil sae 10-40 oil, and any loose ends, spit on your hand, then smooth it onto the hair. Cool. dancing

Whatever happened to the days when people put raw egg, watermelon juice, lawn fertilizer, or chicken gizzards on their hair for a healthier hair and scent? head banger

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