Robert Part II

Robert always has these fantastic romantic episodes that always seem to have him left leaving with his tail between his legs at the end. I know how he feels. That is what I told myself a couple hours ago.

Okay, I will try my hand at story telling.

Dark out. The roads were winding and just me, myself, and I in my old pick up truck with dim lights. It is early spring the roads are clear but there is still snow on the ground. Listening to the radio on this long desolate road I have never been down before, a sharp corner arrives out of nowhere. I crank the wheel as sharp as I can get it, but yet, I see the edge of the road nearing and ultimately I come to a stop out in the middle of a country side field. ...just dark everywhere.

Luckily the truck still runs and drives and I begin to navigate the dark field hoping I do not lose sight of the road that I am trying to find a path to. There is this small hill I crest when I see a very tiny road leading in the direction I need to go in order to make it back on that dark road. There is a very old farm house, it looks abandoned with many small silver grey sun soaked wooden buildings.

I go down the hill and am nearing where my destination dark road is when the tiny road finally narrows to nothing...to just a small path that my truck will not fit through. I get out to walk through this path leading through some meticulously pruned shrubs. To find a beautiful European blond lady entering from the opposite side.

She must live here...she will be freaked to see me coming from her property. Not so. She was un-phased. I explain to her my situation. There was something about her...a look in her eye I noticed. We make it back to the truck and we both jump in and right away and out of nowhere I gave her a kiss. She was very receptive...and felt I needed to apologize explaining to her how I felt compelled to do that.

She explains to me that we need to go back the way I came in, up the hill. We turn around and start our way up the hill only to get up half way. We spin out with the snow. She explains how we need to pack down a trail first and keep attempting our way up the hill until we make it to the top. Now, working on our fifth attempt up the hill and talking about children, I turn to see her completely naked.

As I begin to suckle her and making it downward....and getting my first taste of her...I wake up.

Now I know what Robert feels like.