Robert Part II

Robert always has these fantastic romantic episodes that always seem to have him left leaving with his tail between his legs at the end. I know how he feels. That is what I told myself a couple hours ago.

Okay, I will try my hand at story telling.

Dark out. The roads were winding and just me, myself, and I in my old pick up truck with dim lights. It is early spring the roads are clear but there is still snow on the ground. Listening to the radio on this long desolate road I have never been down before, a sharp corner arrives out of nowhere. I crank the wheel as sharp as I can get it, but yet, I see the edge of the road nearing and ultimately I come to a stop out in the middle of a country side field. ...just dark everywhere.

Luckily the truck still runs and drives and I begin to navigate the dark field hoping I do not lose sight of the road that I am trying to find a path to. There is this small hill I crest when I see a very tiny road leading in the direction I need to go in order to make it back on that dark road. There is a very old farm house, it looks abandoned with many small silver grey sun soaked wooden buildings.

I go down the hill and am nearing where my destination dark road is when the tiny road finally narrows to nothing...to just a small path that my truck will not fit through. I get out to walk through this path leading through some meticulously pruned shrubs. To find a beautiful European blond lady entering from the opposite side.

She must live here...she will be freaked to see me coming from her property. Not so. She was un-phased. I explain to her my situation. There was something about her...a look in her eye I noticed. We make it back to the truck and we both jump in and right away and out of nowhere I gave her a kiss. She was very receptive...and felt I needed to apologize explaining to her how I felt compelled to do that.

She explains to me that we need to go back the way I came in, up the hill. We turn around and start our way up the hill only to get up half way. We spin out with the snow. She explains how we need to pack down a trail first and keep attempting our way up the hill until we make it to the top. Now, working on our fifth attempt up the hill and talking about children, I turn to see her completely naked.

As I begin to suckle her and making it downward....and getting my first taste of her...I wake up. doh

Now I know what Robert feels like. rolling on the floor laughing
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Johnny,

I was mentioning the turkey ‘cause in your story, the blonde wanted you to check it for any giblets left inside the turkey. That’s all I innocently meant. The blonde didn’t mean for you to leave your hand in there for a half hour with a smile on your face. rolling on the floor laughing

cheers
Yes Robert. giblets are good for the grabbing. laugh
Johnny,

Baseball players grab their giblets all the time, right there in public, on TV! doh
I bet she can read minds Robert....

or..

Since what we really mean is conveyed with our body language and women are very in tune with that....they may as well be mind readers. laugh
laugh true Robert....they should have baseball be at least PG13 for people to watch it...perhaps rated R.
do women have giblets then?

...question just occurred to me. laugh
Usha, do you have giblets?
Then what about all musicians or rappers. I think Michael Jackson started it. laugh
Giblets. ?

What are those? You can show me a picture I can check if I have. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I want to see giblets too. grin
Usha, what did Michael Jackson start....mind reading?wow laugh
Michael Jackson? I thought Johnny started giblets grabbing. rolling on the floor laughing
Johnny, you don't have giblets. wow
laugh Robert, that is what Michael Jackson did. laugh


I guess I got a couple of things that can be called giblets for the purpose of this conversation. rolling on the floor laughing ...Ushalaugh
Robert, clear your mind, you may. It's too late though. laugh
Usha,

“Clear your mind, you may?”

Oh no! You’re talking like Yoda now! wow

grin
Okay, Johnny has giblets. According to Robert, he invented grabbing giblets. typing
You want me to prove I have them Usha? rolling on the floor laughing


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now you know I would not do that. tongue
if giblets are giblets, what are marbles? confused
And BTW Johnny,

Who the heck takes an hour in the shower? doh
laugh
Guys, I have to get going now. I was home alone. Sunday almost 11.00 am. I am supposed to meet friends for lunch. Not even out of bed.doh

Enjoy your weekend. bouquet it was fun chatting to you.
You have time traveled Usha. :)


Enjoy your Sunday...and your lunch.


....very much enjoyed your company.

wave
Okay, time for me to go, before someone starts reading my mind,
Sheesh! No privacy at all these days. uh oh

laugh

Thanks Usha, Johnny, for the fun chat. Have a nice day or night. wave
Take care Robert...nice to see you around.

wave
Johnny,

I just might write a short story titled, “Sparton” chapter 69 .. soon. laugh
Will it be fiction or non-fiction I wonder.
Fictional of course. Or is it? laugh

Maybe “Sparton: The case of the lady mind reader” rolling on the floor laughing

Or “The case of beer and service station hamburgers”
Yes.....and yes Robert.


I wonder how Usha's Formula One racing went. I never would have guessed she was a fan.

But...the burger aspect of Sparton would go over great with the crowd here. laugh
Johnny,

I was surprised at that too! Oh no, don’t tell me she’s one of those drivers, that if you’re the passenger, it feels like a roller coaster ride.. fast, fast turns and rarely uses the brakes! help
Yes Robert...and she won't be afraid to slap sense into you....maybe she might be afraid to slap sense into me. rolling on the floor laughing tongue
I don't know Robert. Same identical messages by two different women. Maybe they think I am dumber than you? laugh

I would need to be really dumb to take that stuff serious.
and of course, they know you would not fall for that...hence, no messages for you
lol, the last time a woman even touched me was with a slap, so, heck I’ll take it as a gesture of endearment. rolling on the floor laughing
laugh Robert
At least you got touched Robert. I am not even that lucky. I am not even allowed to dream of women. rolling on the floor laughing
No...hell no Robert. I cannot even say they did a single thing for me. scold
...now that was much more seductive when Usha spoke similar but not quite the same words Robert.
Turkeys are only for Thanksgiving and for Sarah Palin a place to do her interviews.
Well, time for my dog to take me for a walk at the park.
Lots of nice ladies out there,
and when they see me, they walk the other way. doh
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