You’re not boring, and if you think you are, wait til you get together with and all crazy in love with some over-the-top hot and pretty lady, and she’s the kind that likes to try daring things?
Heck, you’ll no doubt find yourself going along and doing all those daring things with her.
Life is to enjoy. Who knows when it ends for each person. But, while we’re here, we gotta enjoy life as we like, because as they say, tomorrow is promised to no one.
That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be cautious, just means, don’t live in so much in fear. Go forward and live, love and enjoy.
You should someday come visit the beaches of California, and 5he nightlife of Vegas.
I remember a past girlfriend who I’d not known too long, she asked me to co-sign for her to buy a new car. She said if I did this, she would give me Anything I want. She repeated and stressed the word Anything!
When I explained to her, I’d rather not sign because if she doesn’t pay the payments, I’m liable. Next thing, she shouted, “Well, f#*@ you then! I don’t want anything from you. Stick a pencil up your @##! Don’t call me anymore!”
So, you see, she was a nice well spoken lady. She decided she didn’t want anything from me.
I looked into burial insurance or pre-buying a cemetery plot.. for the future or whenever.
But, my friend who has a pizza restaurant, where he bakes pizzas in hot bricked ovens.. he said, when he takes a spring break, closes the restaurant for a few weeks, he does cremations in the pizza ovens for people, pets and so on. Even gives them the ashes in a nice pizza box urn or beer bottle urn.
After that period, he reopens the restaurant and starts again selling delicious pizzas. You should try a pizza from his restaurant sometime. Cool, huh?
Thanks Johnny, and anyone else who likes my crazy stories or drama ones. I can’t do much right now. But, I hope to start posting some blogs/stories starting late November or early December.
There’s a Christmas story I did some years ago, that our late great CS friend “Wen” really liked and he always referred back to it. It’s a called “Squirrelly.” It’s a three or four part story. I hope to repost it in his memory.
Nah, can’t handle a date tonight. I’m not that Heath is week.
Besides, the last date I had, asked me to give her 200 dollars to reserve us a room at the casino. She said she’d give me romantic action and face (whatever that is) later in the room.
So, I gave her the money.. i ordered two drinks for us at the casino bar, but she never came back. I went looking for her an hour later.. nowhere to be found. And she didn’t answer my calls or texticle messages. Sheesh!
Women like romance and chiselry. I do my best to be nice and complimentary, but sometimes I don’t get why they get upset, like that lady who was as old and messed up as me. We were a match..
She even said she was 420 friendly, whatever that meant.
Just don’t stay in practice too long. My friend Saul Aamie, says men only got so many romantic action sessions in them in their lifetime. After that, it’s E-D time.
So, don’t go wasting too many sessions on practice time.
Johnny, Why are you acting like you’re not getting any romantic action? Heck, from the things you’ve told me, you’re getting more action than two rock and roll singers.
Lemee see, how many women is it now that got your “Johnny was here” tattoo on them? 12? 20? 4?
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RE: Extreme thrill seekers...I often wondered.
Aww-right Johnny,Have a good night. Thanks for the fun chatter.