smoky Forum Posts (9,412)

RE: Time to throw a party here...

Hey, the girl's just trying to throw a party!.... and get everyone involved.....Why all the wise-cracks? Are you all too shy to actually ATTEND a virtual party?.... with the date (from the site) of your choice..... Doesnt matter if he/she is unwilling, they're invited... to attend with you.....Of course if they totally object, then you just got to find someone else.

Wonder if Spidermoose and Freeze will be there?

Sorry, I wont be there....I live in Switzerland, and like all good Swiss, I am learning to be a wet-blanket and not have fun.

RE: you have found someone to be with but they live in another country what now???

When are the bandages due to be taken off ?

RE: to flirt or not to flirt

Okay...........................

RE: elections here on cs

You see? I know just how to get the jobs that suit me!!!! I LOVE that department.... much more interesting than hearing pleasantries and nice things all day. I can sit in my sunny corner out of the wind, reading my book, and now and again listen to someone gossiping about someone else..... Gossip is always SO interesting! I wonder why? Why do people like to gossip? ... and WHAT is Gossip? Is it the truth? or is it a one-sided view? is it a view that doesnt fit with the receivers views?... and what turns it into Sour Grapes?... and Complaints? A fascinating subject.

Okay, thanks Wedy. So from now on, all sourgrapes and complaints(interesting gossip too) can be directed at me.

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

WELCOME....

Wedy Enjoys Lilac Cornflake Omolette, Milk & Eggs.

Next....

SNOWING.......

RE: which country have the most beautiful girls?

DID YOU KNOW?...... Cornflakes are meant to be eaten, in a bowl, with milk........ NOT for smoking!

RE: its quiz time

No... let us stew a bit longer.... without consulting the internet, this, I know, is something we keep reading about, and forgetting, it will surface.......... just got to dredge it out of the memory cells........

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Hi Freeze! Nice to see you here, and glad to see poor old HD having some fun....Yeah, this place has died in the last week, wonder where everyone is? Quite a few new faces in town, but they must be non drinkers and non smokers?....going to tea parties maybe?

RE: its quiz time

Okay, I thinking of Wedy..... Nope... no connection.....I still have my writing ability, my spelling ability, my supreme grasp of all things intellectual..... No, sorry, have to give up.

RE: a true storyMaybe

Hi Forum, I found this old thread... wherein is described Wedwards Castle in Austria... for those of you contemplating taking the trip to Austria for the Forum Getogether in Aug 07..... Here is a good description of what to expect..... !

RE: problem forum

Oh no, we get these requests ALL the time! its nothing but bus fare, bus fare, bus fare! Please go 1st Class Flight.... then its no problem to lend you the money..... a decent amount of money is much easier to transfer than annoying tiny little bits.

So, please in future, when making arrangements to travel select the most comfortable, most luxurious mode, and then WW will see you get the cash, okay?

PS. Will you be travelling in the hold as Cargo? Please see that you are securely wrapped as you dont want to be in little pieces, with so much cracking up.

RE: its quiz time

RE: its quiz time

'Cause chocolate is made from the Cocao Bean? and its the Cocain ingredient that makes one feel soooooo good?

RE: problem forum

Don't mind Wedy, he just realised he wasnt fully qualified to run this site.... so he enrolled in a crash-course of Counselling today, and tomorrow when it re-opens... he will be Fully Qualified to Answer ALL questions and problems.... no matter how small or large! No longer will you be advised to just call the Police!
In fact, the reason he is doing the Course to Qualify, is that the Police took him away in handcuffs because he was causing them too much trouble.... with people phoning them to report their problems... and quoting WW's name.

So.... spend tonite thinking up HUGE GROSS PROBLEMS for him to answer, thanks.

RE: you have found someone to be with but they live in another country what now???

You did say a LARGE fig leaf? Where you gonna find a LARGE fig leaf in the middle of Winter up in the Austrian Alps? Where you gonna find ANY sort of fig leaf in the middle of Winter? Where you gonna find Any sort of LEAF ? #

But we ALL want to know the story about the Plastic Surgeon....? Whats that for? Seeing that you mentioned it, its only fair that you offer the full explanation... Thanks, we waiting.

RE: to flirt or not to flirt

How you know I got nothing on this afternoon? I going swimming..... I just love swimming in the depths of winter in Switzerland... all that crunchy ice in the river, massages the body as it tumbles around, and all those tourists with their cameras.....like I some sort of freak or something.... or is it my Polka Dot Bikini?

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Hi Freeze SO good to see you here again!

Lets take a couple bottles and go sit in a corner and get pissed huh?
Everyone's missing, and they never left a note or anything. Even HD is looking hangdog and miserable.... lucky he has Huckleberry and Finn and FatPig for company
Oh, and feed the Jukebox so we got some realy nice lively music! Thanks. Cheers.

RE: the alphabet game

and we leave the "X" bird for the Maestro of the Forum!

RE: problem forum

FOREVERYOUNG... This is apparently a common problem on date sites.... There are people who are predators to possible relationships, and they get their kicks out of trying to destroy other peoples connections. That is one of the reasons for the "private" email facilities offered, that when a couple connect on the site, they should resort to using the site email, and not let it be generally known that they are attracted to one another.
These sorts are everywhere in the world... real or cyber.

Its good that you and your friend have established and are secure enough in your relationship to be able to ride over this intruder.

RE: the alphabet game

U.... there is no bird name beginning with U!... i think?

unless its the Umgatangulu, but thats a Zulu name for the marsh bird that lives in the estuaries of East Africa?

RE: its quiz time

Now.... wasnt that just fascinating? To think that Women invented Bullet Proof Vests? and Fire Escapes? Windscreen wipers? and Lazer Printers?.....
I wonder what sort of women they were?
Bullet Proof Vest.....is understandable, with men always playing with their weapons!
Fire Escapes.....alternate getaway route for Lovers!
Windscreen Wipers.... to save cleaning the windows!
Lazer Printers.... to save having to learn all that Shorthand and Typing!
Wow, but we are clever!
I guess we got to remember that story about when God was dishing out things in the beginning.. and Man insisted he wanted that thing he could use for standing up and peeing with, so God gave the Brains to the Woman?

I got to take some time here to think of a realy good question.... if Brunette doesnt come up with one first.

RE: try before you buy

Yeah right.... as there is not snow... at the moment

RE: What is your experience of happiness?

You drinking too much?

RE: try before you buy

I think that next Sunday the Sinners church will be holding an Exorcism..... to try and get the Ghost of Princess out of Wedy!

Hey Jan.... dont you think this is most uncharacteristic of Wedy? ... he seems to have something else on his mind these days!? Could be too that his New Suit is impregnated with Pheremones or something that affects the brain?

RE: What is your experience of happiness?

WOW! At a distance of 368 miles, I can make the man happy?

RE: elections here on cs

True, hey? As VP, I can just sit and read my book, and another Gopher can bring ME coffee and donuts. VP's dont do any sort of work anyway, just butt in now and again with bursts of interference, which I am good at.
Thanks Woofy. By the way... whats happened to your photo? Getting an update? or a re-touch?

RE: you have found someone to be with but they live in another country what now???

cant wait for THIS!!!!!

RE: try before you buy

How many rolls of sticky tape does it take? and how long to do a wall to wall carpet?.... omg!

Mind you.... could be a good school holiday project for the kids?

RE: its quiz time

ANSWER....

THEY WERE ALL INVENTED BY ........ WOMEN !!!

Now someone else come up with a good questions please..... or else you gonna get ME again!

RE: to flirt or not to flirt

Hey, you never around when I in the mood to flirt!
... and then when I not around, I find you flirting with everyone else....
Plus plus..... I got church services to plan.....
and things to think up to make peoples lives difficult....
and then I gotta smooth the ruffled feathers you keep ruffling...
and answering my vast overflowing in-box of fan mail...
and helping the Swiss Government to keep the country functioning...
and advising the Gnomes of Zurich on monetary investment policies...
and planning the weather patterns of Europe...