smoky Forum Posts (9,412)

RE: just a thought

As the founder member of this Sinners Church... let me tell you a few of the basic rules for Membership....

No more cutting down of Trees.... If you realy have to cut a tree, then 24hrs notice must be given to said tree with a full explanation of why exactly it has to be killed or amputated. Amputation will take place as gently as possible... no chainsaws allowed... gentle sawing by handsaw is allowed.

No more digging of the Earth. If you have to dig up the Earth, a minimum of 72hrs notice must be given to that piece of earth, to enable the Earthworms to make their getaway in a timely fashion.

No consumption of goods packaged in plastic or polystyrene, thereby, due our incredibly large membership, forcing retailers of foodstuffs to use discrimination in their buying.

So, that is only 3 New Ways for Today.... not much to ask huh?

During the coming week, I shall endeavour to come up with some more Simple New Ways to Improve Life on Earth for all us Sinners.

See you all at Church... Next Sunday....
(We holding off the Monday church services for the time being while lobbying Parliament about our Constitutional Right to having Monday off work)

RE: elections here on cs

I would like to nominate YamiYami to the Portfolio of "LAW AND ORDER", to keep things on the right track here.

I dont want to be anywhere near the top... its too much hard work! I prefer the sort of position where I'm not missed, when I've found a nice sunny little corner out of the wind, and can sit in peace and read my book..... and leave decision making to more enlightened and energetic folk.
I make a very good Gopher..... go for this, and go for that, type of stuff.... keeping you all supplied with fresh coffee and donuts type of work....

RE: love

Good! Now you not only look good, but you feel good!!!

PS. Remember to not paint while wearing your new suit huh?

RE: What is your experience of happiness?

Yes.... whenever I feel truly happy, I remind myself to remember it.... for the times when the happiness is gone... and then one day it all comes back again..... like a circle....And you never know what exactly is going to make you feel happy?

RE: the alphabet game

K?.....Kookuburro, or however its spelt

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

MAK..... 5 Flowers, and 8 emails! and you call that Slow? You only been here a couple days, fellow, and you already chatting on Skype too. You gotta allow for the thaw here in Europe too you know!

Heres to you meeting someone realy nice... good luck.

RE: you have found someone to be with but they live in another country what now???

Again.... I speak for the majority of us here? We are holding our collective breaths...

RE: the alphabet game

Ibis

RE: its quiz time

OH, come ON! What is the answer?

RE: the weather

Thats why we starting our own Cyba Church... "The Sinners"..... see the thread "Just a thought".....

We will be opening branches in all sensitive countries where they are logging out the Rain Forests to build sun-decks with the wood. Where they laying oil pipelines thru pristine wetlands and hitherto unspoilt savannah, we will... what can we do there? have to give that one some thought? Alaska will also be on the agenda..... Anyone wanting to have an Agency for the Sinners up in Alaska? Lots of money to be made.... without affecting the environment....its simply freely donated to us.
There is also Rawanda.....where the wild mountain Gorillas live, while they can.... inbetween the fighting by the Hutu's and Tutsis... We got to get them (the Hutus and Tutsis) into our church and teach them to rather have fun singing.

RE: just a thought

No no, our job is not to convert anyone! We just confuse them... then they got to use their own imaginations to convert themselves.
And we offer realy good deals on all the essential church services.... what is called a "One Stop Church Shop"... like a sort of Religious Shopping Mall.

RE: its quiz time

What has all those things got in common?... if you too lazy to scroll and look, then you lose out.... and a WOMAN will get the answer...! (there... now I've given you all a clue)

RE: you have found someone to be with but they live in another country what now???

Do NOT forget the fig leaf...... or else you will be ... faceless?

RE: the alphabet game

Gannet

RE: problem forum

My answer is...... Start Stalking the Stalker.....

Roger Moore?... on CS?!!!

Wedy, obviously, was top of the class in Boy Scouts!? Their Motto is "BE PREPARED"

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Howzit, just doing my rounds, and popped in to see whats happening.
Welcome to Mak, please excuse the mounds of dirty sawdust, but these pleb guys insisted on it! We realy dont mind if you would like to enjoy the nice comfortable dralon couches in the Ladies, it IS more comfortable in there you know.... despite it being the "Ladies".... the men here are just not used to having any culture.

Has anyone seen Cybahippy or Beachcomber around lately? They seem to have gone AWOL? Hope they alright. People have a way of vanishing off this site... almost like in real life!

Mak, I dont think there are any regulars from your area here..... Norway or Sweden(I too lazy to go back and check, but you all know what I mean, and anyway you can look up for yourselves where Mak is), unless they are silent readers who never post anything? Anyway, just stick around, and when you go, just say goodbye to us, and hello again when you return, okay? We get like family here, and its sad when someone just vanishes without a word.

So, I will have a whisky on the rocks, with top up of soda please, if there is anything like a barman in this joint? The place is looking mighty empty.
Not even any music playing! I think I going to choose some country and western.........

you know the type of music... where your dogs died, your wifes left you, your lovers gone back to wherever, your crops are ruined, your tractors broken down, and the tax man wants his share.....?

RE: love

Hi Ellen, Click on "Post Reply" on the post you want to reply to... and then where it says "Quote Post" and two little round circles, click on the "yes" button, and it will show to whom you are replying. Then go ahead and write your reply, and their post will appear in small writing on your posting. Okay?

Have fun girl....

RE: the alphabet game

budgie

RE: you have found someone to be with but they live in another country what now???

Wedy will be doing his Elvis Impersonation.... do not miss it!

Or... it could be his "Hey Dude in the Wild West Saloon" Clint Eastwood impersonation.....

Or... the latest...... Casino Royale..... Roger Moore, in person....

RE: try before you buy

ONLY money has value, so dont waste it. Just do the Marone Dance and be happy. As long as you happy, who realy cares.....

RE: its a technical world

Just do the Marone Dance..... and donta worry!

RE: How the European Ladies welcome outsiders...?

Hey MaK... I just love this!!! These Dudes in the EU are more racial than those in South Africa!!! At least there we used to folks of all colours and nations. We live side by side with Black folk, well almost. The Indians in KwaZulu Natal where I come from outnumber us Whiteys, and in the Cape Province we are outnumbered by the Coloured folk. And we one huge big glorious mixture of mixtures. My own mixture is shrouded in mystery due to the "Apartheid Era" of Witchhunting!

And I am amazed to hear here, the comments on Race! But dont take it personally.... you a good looking young guy, and obviously you are an intelligentsia too. I think, and its only a thought of mine, that here in the EU, these little countries (compared to the size of South Africa) are afraid of their limited resources, and perhaps feel threatened?

So, just ignore the racial comments, and get on with life..... I hope you meet a nice girl to groove with... from the site, or maybe from somewhere real.

RE: try before you buy

Havent you noticed? There is no one to ask... anymore? Only a check-out counter with a tillgirl. And everything in sealed boxes.

Forgotten is the basic consumer law... "Buyer Beware"

RE: its a technical world

Dont worry Darl.... "they" wont be able to duplicate what "realy" happens in life

Roger Moore?... on CS?!!!

I'm sure the ENTIRE FORUM will agree with me here? .... The Moore look does become you Wedy. The Adam outfit sounds interesting.... except then, the moderators may remove you... and you will be faceless...a fate worse than death?



But... for the New Suit....

RE: Back again

Wedy.. you gotta have patience with people... Riziwan is an old member, and photos take some time for verification or something.... LOOK... his photo is THERE now!

RE: to flirt or not to flirt

... I looking for someone to flirt with, but you all so dang young!!!!!

RE: the weather

WOW... we had REALY bad wind her in CH! Warnings to keep small children off the streets, wind up all shutters, close all windows.

And then.... it was like living in Africa!.......the chicken house roof next door blew off! except there, in the rural areas, it would have been the "Muntu's" (the people's) houses!

Of course its the way we have treated the planet....but WHO realy cares?... the small man cares... the Men who can do anything about it dont care a damn, except about their bank balances?

But.... then again... thats just this hysterical oldie's point of view....... my kids are trying to do something about it, if they're in time to effect any changes.... the grandkids are still ignorant about how things should be.

RE: the alphabet game

Xzaanadia.... miniature reedbuck of Africa...