Rest in Peace, Estelle Getty

I'll miss her!

RE: whats that youre eating?

I had a giant sub sandwich for lunch! YUM!!

RE: Do you find it embarrassing to be Single?

I've been divorced for about 17 years now. At first, I found myself always looking for someone to be with. Now, I LOVE being single. And I, too, think my married friends sometimes envy me. I've gone to SEVERAL weddings solo & had a blast! Now, I have a single female friend who people swear we're attached at the hip. Her family thinks it's great that we pal around. They say that way, she's not as quick to go for the first guy who hits on her just to keep from being alone!

As long as you have good friends (like I do) you may be single, but you're never alone! hug

RE: what,s for supper,or dinner if you prefer?

All the time here! My mom used to get so mad at me because I loved to take butter bread & put my spaghetti in it & make a spaghetti sandwich!

I'm going out with a dear friend for dinner tonight. Then it's off to tailgate & listen to the Rush concert with a young hottie I met this week. He's leaving to go back to Canada tomorrow, with his co-workers. He was in town to teach a hockey camp. blues

RE: Who does live alone? Forums version

Me too.

RE: Can u share ur sweetest,happiest childhood memories?

Irishlass, I remember, when I lived in Mississippi as a little girl... picking berries off of the bushes & eating them! Also finding toads & taking them home. We lived near the beach, so we'd take styrofoam cups & collect minnows, taking them home & setting them on our headboards to watch them.

My friend's niece got hit by a train last week

Update--

My friend told me that her niece is finally getting better!! banana banana applause applause yay yay

RE: Tattoos / body art

I have a tattoo that only certain people can see. blushing

RE: the nerve of some people

I used to live behind a hotel in a tourist town... just moved from there. Well, last year, someone punched out my driver's door lock during the annual car show.

RE: Can u share ur sweetest,happiest childhood memories?

We lived in Biloxi, Mississippi when I was very little. But then my father got stationed up here. So, when I was about 11, our family took our camper & went on a summer-long vacation down to Biloxi. We went on our friends' shrimp boat for the "Blessing of the Fleet", which was sooo much fun! During that same summer, we visited New Orleans (where we went to the French Quarter), Disney World, SeaWorld, went across Lake Ponchetrain Bridge, & visited several of our parents' friends in various states. What an ADVENTURE!! I LOVE to travel!

RE: hey...! IS THIS A COMPETITION...??

Are you complimenting or complaining, my friend? wine

RE: hey...! IS THIS A COMPETITION...??

Why am I not surprised? wine

RE: hey...! IS THIS A COMPETITION...??

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Who two in cs would be a nice couple according to u?

moping dunno sigh

RE: hey...! IS THIS A COMPETITION...??

shimmy lips

RE: hey...! IS THIS A COMPETITION...??

RE: hey...! IS THIS A COMPETITION...??

What you don't like?? devil

RE: KISS OR PASS THE GAME

lips lips

RE: KISS OR PASS THE GAME

lips lips

RE: Who two in cs would be a nice couple according to u?

I saw that pic too! HILARIOUS!! laugh

RE: What are three best things about being single?

confused dunno

RE: What are three best things about being single?

Heck, I always sleep on my sofa, cuz that's where my TV is. And I can't go to sleep with dead silence! But if someone's over, we "sleep" in the bed. devil

RE: What are three best things about being single?

Nothing worse than sitting on a cold porcelain toilet bowl in the middle of a cold winter night!

Also, I don't lose the remote. I just like nobody channel-surfing & complaining about what I'm watching or want to watch.

RE: What song are you listening to,part deux?

Katie Perry - I Kissed A Girl (love it! I was out with friends last night & this song came on & all the girls in the place started singing it! HAHA!)

RE: What are three best things about being single?

Then you'd be the guy for me!! wine

RE: What are three best things about being single?

I totally agree with these!

1. The toilet seat's always down
2. The remote is solely mine
3. The lid is always on the toothpaste!

RE: IF you could go back in time . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Stay away from that jerk with the dark curly hair & "LOSER" stamped across his forehead!!!mumbling

RE: What song are you listening to,part deux?

Ne-yo - Closer

Then the fight started...

Morning Claayer! Hope you're well!

Then the fight started...

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....

so, I took her to a gas station.....

and then the fight started....

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security applic ation.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't Been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....

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I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started.....

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