Man divorces Wife...desires kidney back

Update and Bumb on this thread:

Radio talk show this morning was talking of this.

Seems the woman is divorcing her present husband to marry her
therapist. There is some $4.5m involved someway.

She likely needed to see a therapist after the kidney implant.
With some kind of emotional issue to having part of her husband body in her all the time. Maybe asking the therapist if there was any thing to 'organ telepathy'....:-)

The therapist being a stand up professional....says I have just the therapy and treatment you need.Says come lay on my couch.

The man's kidney now begins to consider rejection a possible alternative, to the therapist advances.:-)

Later with sever kidney stones occurring. She breaks down and tells her husband everything. And asks for the divorce.

She says darling ex....that $4.5m inheritance I got.....well....me and therapist are planning to leave the country soon....and I need it start over.

At this point the kidney become inflamed, causing her sever back aches.

Personally, my advise to the ex is leave the kidney in her.

All in fun.

Man divorces Wife...desires kidney back

dcj22...ever hear of a "Indian Giver"...though possession is suppose to be 9 tenths of the law when it comes to ownership.

He might have signed a pre nups with a Indian Giver clause in it.
You know one of those well crafted documents that says....if I give it to you, and need it back....I get it back. And if I lend it to you and need it back.....I get it back. And if I donate it to you, and need it back.....I get it back.

LOL.....well she might have signed the pre nup with the understanding....what is his is mine....at least when it
comes to kidneys.

Their attronys are going to get paid well on this one. I see
many, many, many hours providing legal services to these two.

Hey.....I have an idea......very Solomian like....they can extract the kidney.....divide it 1/2...give 1/2 to each. Medically they have a method of growing healthy kidney tissue. Reimplant in both and regrow the kidneys.....in both.

Man divorces Wife...desires kidney back

My bet is that in the fine print of the contract of hospital that did the transplant.....there is a clause that defines the ownership
of the kidney better.

Bet some atroneys are tearing apart that document at present, to see what was signed and agreed to.

But I also see a presidence being set in this on human organ transplants.

yikes...read that small print all.....

And say it was on the other foot....she gave him a kidney....
and now wants it back......any preference to her being a woman....maybe facing childbirth in the future (e.g. another life could be involved).

There are many issues to this one CSers.

RE: Olmert, Barak and Livni are war criminals!

I hope those that are posting here....have taken a moment to consider.....

how people that are seeking shelter in multi story (meaning that they are in the basement or lower floor)....at least 5 floors of a concrete building were killed and injures by mortar rounds fire with a very high lob trajectory...that mostly likely would have hit the concrete roof of the school.

I saw the photos of the this school. 4-8 inches mortar were NOT going to impact to the ground and basement levels of it from roof strikes. Each of the floors were concrete....6-10 inches thick, including the roof.

Having said that....strange things happen in war time. Maybe it was a deflected round entering a lower floor doorway or window. Or maybe those secondary explosion inside the building were the Hamas munitions going off.

Give the investigators of the incident some time to do the forensic of the event. Find out how it happened is my suggestion.

This is my last post here

Man divorces Wife...desires kidney back

Yep....what goes around, comes around as they say. Seems like earlier in their marriage, he donated a kidney to her. Now they are divorcing.

Yep....just like the battle of who gets the dog, the parrot, the gold fish....the question is here....who gets the kidney.

Before you go saying...boy is he crast....maybe you are already there....US Divorce laws are set up to make a party hole as they were coming into the marriage. And having only one kidney, he might see it fail in the future. He came into the marriage with two kidneys and now only has one.

I could have maybe placed this in humor. But the bigger
picture and issue....is that modern medicine is effecting
our lives...jointly and singularly much more these days.

Thought and comments?

Source site:

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RE: Anybody Seen or Heard from

I heard he is attending a REP conference on how to defeat Obama in 2012. 10 showed up. Indy had to lead the entire conference for the 5 days. He took them back to the Dude threads...on their lap tops.

After reading them.....they had contacted the 54m REP that voted for McCain in 2008 with a mass emails that included some of the better Dude quotes.

By the end of the conference, they had sizeable donations coming into their offshore and hidden accounts for the 2012 REP presidential run.

All in fun

RE: Gaza !! Israel kills civilians ,, among international silence .. What do you think ? share !

The reports I am reading on the Gaza School incident seem to be inconclusive.

Some are saying it was Isreali Mortar attack, other are saying Isreali tank fire. Some are saying 30 deathes and other 35.
So there is a lot of confusion on facts on this at this point.

But this one has a release of a IDF UAV imagery of a year ago (2007) showing Hamas mortar team operating in the street outside the school.

Also has two unnamed local sources on the secondary explosions at the school.

AP report posted at Jeresalem Post

Site is:


Ask yourself a question.

If Hamas really wired the doors of a building that was being used as a shelter, why would they do that? The answer is they were holding the 1300 as hostages. Needing to keep them near their mortar launch point as human shields.

The post action investigations are going to tell if those secondary detonation came from inside or outside the building.

I am waiting till those reports come out prior to discussing this any more.

RE: Gaza !! Israel kills civilians ,, among international silence .. What do you think ? share !

Isreali Military report was one of the reports on it.

You have to understand how mortar operation are conducted to understand. Most often a forward observer will watch for the impact and adjust the fire of the mortars to target.

But I will dig you some sites on the report.

RE: Gaza !! Israel kills civilians ,, among international silence .. What do you think ? share !

According to some reports on the Gaza School incident. There was a significant secondary explosion at the school after the Isreali mortars impacted.

It seems to me...that if you store munitions in a school, Mosque, house, hospital, or other public place.....then you are partly responsible for their detonation...if by accident or by military
action. If people get injured or killed in the accident or military action of a secondary explosion....you have a shared responsibility to that.

Hamas and AlQeada of Iraq have done this for a number of years.
They store munitions near or in a public place. Even will launch them from a public site. If that is not using humans as shields, what is?

As if a leadership group would uses its own people as human shields, it means they have little regard for their well being and lives.

Gaza is small, only so many areas of it can be used for rocket launches. Areas near Israelis cities. But there are plenty fields where such munition could have been bunkered or buried.

Yet Hamas choose to place a storage point and launch site at a school.

RE: Gaza !! Israel kills civilians ,, among international silence .. What do you think ? share !

And CNN is the know all of news reporting? Give me a break.

I check online earlier for solid reports of Isreali bombings in mid DEC, my friend from Michigan. I found some that fell all apart with a little inspection.

The first real attacks here were from the Hamas side. In late Dec.
When barrages....meaning more many more than one.....were launched.

I am not sure of your source.....but check it.

I gather my info from a number sources....and try to verify them.

The stuff on the that I am posting on Hamas of Gaza...is well known.

I saw video of the 13 yo under Hamas snipers....sitting 50 yards from a Isreali check point. I have seen many media reports on the 4-6 inch rockets. Saw the pics of the Fatah security building after it was bombed. All independant sources....none FOXX.

And I guess....because Hamas of Gaza is so friendly with Fatah.....that is why 100s of Fatah tried to come to the west Bank thru Isreal.

RE: Gaza !! Israel kills civilians ,, among international silence .. What do you think ? share !

Please defend suicide bombing of civilian buses ....defend launching of rockets into civilian towns and villages....defend
using large construction vehicles to run over civilians....defend
using a 13 year old boy under aim of Hamas snipers to attack a Isreali check point with a bomb vest....please defend this,please.

These and many more are the acts of Hamas of Gaza. You call
them freedom fighters? That is not a freedom fighter. That is a terrorist, plain and simple. Mixing the term freedom fighter and these tactics is an insult to real Muslims that have fought for freedom.

Freedom fighter (or patriot) defends his people and his country.
His cause is not one of fear but ultimately of peace. For his people and THOSE around him. When once....please ONCE...has Hamas
leaders offered anything to Isreal other than the promise to erdicate Israel from the map?

They polically cannot do it. Just like Anwar Sadat of Egypt, B. Bhutto of Pakistan and other moderate Muslims...as soon as the first step to recognition or reconciliation is made to Isreal....they are a marked for death or political ruin.

Having no will to stand to the pressure of Iran that proxie them in this fight....these leaders of Hamas of Gaza....are not leading freedom fighter or have a understanding of the concept.

If they did, they would not have expelled Fatah Palesitians from
Gaza in the manner which they did. They would have tried to unite the two groups....rather than dividing the nation of Palestine.

RE: Gaza !! Israel kills civilians ,, among international silence .. What do you think ? share !

I saw some pics of Israeli soldiers taking part in this. They did not look defeated to me. Looked determined. Determined is very good word to describe them at this point.

RE: Gaza !! Israel kills civilians ,, among international silence .. What do you think ? share !

My economic theory to this is:

Iran now gives Hamas and the Palestine the $120m, that Isreal refuses to. Is a drop in the bucket to the billions that Iran
makes off of its oil revenues.

Some one is supplying Hamas with the 1000s of small and mid range rockets it has been firing into Israel.

We know that Iran has a industry to both make and import those rockets.

My thinking is this.....

Hamas acts as a proxie to Iran. The price for the $120m in Iranian aid. Fire rockets in Israel. The rockets...like with Hezbollah to the north....supplied by Iran or Syria. The rockets....purchased from or in the aid package from Iran.

There is your real economics to this. Not some globalist world order thing. Simple, Hamas is acting as a proxie for Iran. They have to fire the rockets to keep the money flowing Iran. Without it, Hamas of Gaza cannot run a government.

Hamas is caught between a rock and a hard place. If they don't launch the missiles, they don't get the Iranian aid. And the Palestinians are the ones paying the ultimate price for this agreement of Hamas and Iran.

RE: Gaza !! Israel kills civilians ,, among international silence .. What do you think ? share !

Then.....some economic value to Gaza would be seen if your theory is correct.

Gaza.....no major industry....no major resource.....no major economic gain to who ever controls it.

The 22 Isreali villages that were relocated out of Gaza earlier....was done for two reason....1)security 2)economics

They simply were not financially working.

It would seem if this was all about money.....the Isreali would have left those kibbuz in Gaza.

Isreal had been giving about $120m per year to Gaza prior to this
Hamas group coming to power.

There is not a oil well in all of Gaza, that I know of.

RE: Gaza !! Israel kills civilians ,, among international silence .. What do you think ? share !

Then.....some economic value to Gaza would be seen if your theory is correct.

Gaza.....no major industry....no major resource.....no major economic gain to who ever controls it.

The 22 Isreali villages that were relocated out of Gaza earlier....was done for two reason....1)security 2)economics

They simply were not financially working.

It would seem if this was all about money.....the Isreali would have left those kibbuz in Gaza.

Isreal had been giving about $120m per year to Gaza prior to this
Hamas group coming to power.

There is not a oil well in all of Gaza, that I know of.

RE: Britain hunting lovelorn beaver

On the next Dude thread....."___ ____ beavers, warmongering beavers,why cannot those beavers in the White House get any
thing right"

Indy reply post....."Beavers for hope and change? confused

Conrad reply post....."Even Ann Rand knew beavers"


Rwantin reply......"Can I get a beaver to ride a motorcycle?"


Sparkie55 reply....."only fair and even tempered beavers need apply"


all in fun

RE: I just can't wait.

Happy 2009 Allbanana dancing angel

A Better Year For All

RE: I just can't wait.

The rumor on the net is Dude moved on to the writing threads against the military gov't and Ganerals of Mynmar. Presently, Dude is incognito in Denmark.....as Mynmar agents cover the country looking for him.dancing

RE: I just can't wait.

beer wine frustrated <-----what most REP will be doing for those 1400+ days

RE: LATEST: Hamas ready to accept conditional truce

I think that Israel is dictating the terms. The key is some international military organization to be inside Gaza watching Hamas.

Hey worked in Southern Lebanon.....with Hezbollah as the French began to watch them.

RE: Gaza !! Israel kills civilians ,, among international silence .. What do you think ? share !

No was different.

If a Roman military unit was dishonored in some way. One in ten was put to death. Executed by his fellow soldiers.

RE: Gaza !! Israel kills civilians ,, among international silence .. What do you think ? share !

If one looks at the histories of many modern Muslim countries. Where the population make up of Muslim is usually well over
95% Muslim....even though Christian, the Jews, and many other
faiths at one time or another lived in the country,,,this is because the Muslims were so friendly with them that they decided to stay? they were invited to stay?

No

Is like what is happening in Southern Phillipine Islands....where
Christian villagers wake to find neighbors beheaded in the night.
Abu Sybu Islamic terrorists come to visit and to leave a message.
Leave or die.

This has gone on Muslim country after country over the years. That is why the there is little intregration of other faiths and people within them.

Muslims have use violence (in the name of Jahid) to justify acts so actrocious few history books write of them. They have done it without legal due process, by stealth, and by deceit.

It has gone on for 100s of years. Today, western society and western governments have realized this history of atrocity in the Muslim world. Your own B. Bhutto wrote of it. So does Salam Rhuside....what do they get? Either a Fatwa for death or a suceide bomber.

This last year. The first Christian was placed onto the Iraqi
Legislature, ever! Ever! In Iran they just make a special seat for a Christian to occupy. Though Christians have lived in these countries for 100s of years. In Lebanon, your country. Hezbollah disrupts any and every elected coalition government made. And to finish off the Fatah party of Hamas, in Gaza the planted a bomb under the security headquarters of the Fatah party. Then detonated it...then rush in and executed the survivors some 16, while Abbas was out of country.

The west has become award of these internal acts of Islam. We understand them better now. We place 9/11 into the perspective of them. Note how few American are posting here. That silence should tell you 1000s of words.

Now you turn to the international community....shouting Isreal the terrorist...killer of Palestine....many in the international community have a deaf ear to the plea....and you ask why?
Well history is hard teacher at times. It has taught us about radical Muslim violence against the west and against moderate Muslims. How can we separate the violence of Hamas against Isreal
from that? Just as the west and moderate Muslim claim the right of defense....so does Israel.

RE: Britain hunting lovelorn beaver

Maybe we can work Stress in the movie of version of this. He can be the ex pro athlete that has turned sensitive wildlife protector.
He competes with Brad Pitt for Nicole Kidman's affections.

Then at the end of the movie....the giant beaver attacks the three as they are trying to figure out the relationships. The beaver first goes after Nicole....pinning her to the wall of the English forest thatched cottage. Both Brad and Stress trying to save her.....risk life and limb in fighting the giant beaver.

But still trying to be THE hero.....separately they cannot do anything to this giant beaver.....only when they begin to work together...do they get the upper hand on it...saving Nicole Kidman from a fate worst than death....being crushed in a English cottage by giant beaver.

Nicole totally confused by what has happened. Turns to being
a nun in a religious order. Stress...realizing he lost Nicole...first turns to hunting animals and then finally become a umpire in the Mexican minor baseball circuit.

Brad.....seeing his now friend Stress...ruining his life in the Mexican minors...has written a best selling book on how he defeated the giant beaver of England. He use moneys from it to buy a American MBL team....and make Stress the manager.

Nicole coming to her senses. Leaves the religious order. Seek them both out.....in the head office of the American baseball team.....where the fur of the giant beaver hangs....tell them wich one will be the one.

You have to watch the movie to find out....or ask Stress. But he is under contract not to tell.

RE: Britain hunting lovelorn beaver

There has never yet been a horror movie using a beaver; it's long overdue: Attack of The Killer or Mutant Beaver! Great graphic shots of giant beaver gnawing not on a tree limb, but a human limb!!...soon at a cineplex and drive-in near you![/qu

I think that 2009 could be that kind of year. With 2008 now dust,
we need a little Monty Python humor in the world. Let me see....
screen play by Roooger 007 Moore.....producer Oliver Stone....
leading female Nicole Kidman.....leading man Brad Pitt.

It is the story of a young English beaver. Misunderstood by his fellow beavers and has trouble associating in the world. One day
swimming near a nuclear power plant, he was caught in the toxic release of nuclear energy.

Now growing to homugus size.....the beaver and his appetite...begin to ravish the woods of England. Enter in game warden Brad Pitt and environmentalist Nicole Kidman. Nicole sees the potential danger to the forest of England, but also realizes that the growing beaver has a right to a habitat. Torn between saving the woods of the country and extending habitat range rights to first and likely last of his specie, Nicole plays a role of the conflicted enviromentalist.

Brad Pitt attempting many times to lure, trap or some how control this runaway beaver. Is the hero/villain. Agent of the government, his duty is to protect England and its water shed from deforestation. Yet he use techniques that are unsuitable to safety of the beaver.

Coming soon to a theatre near you

RE: Britain hunting lovelorn beaver

My question at the moment....is how do you stop a runaway beaver?

84 pounds.....yikes.....this guy needs to be placed on a Weight Watcher diet. Or someone needs to clue him in....thin is in.
The lady beavers are going to take a peek at his 84 pounds....and say oh no big boy.

And if tree cutting matches his 84 pounds.....the English tree huggers will soon have a problem with him as he deforests England.

The local game warden sends his tracking dog on him.....the beaver will be bigger than he is.

This for England could be a national crisis in the making. Tomorrow headlines could read...Giant Beaver On The Loose!!!
Women and children take to shelter and men to arms. Defend England from the attack of the giant beaver.

All in good fun.

RE: Gov Blagojevich Plays the race card?

Do you ride the horses to round up and trail drive the bunnys? That would be fun....but throwing a rope around the neck of bunny is tough to do.

But moving bunnys is pretty easy and they don't stampede. And you start the trail drive.....90 days later.....you have about twice as many....

Pushing them across the AU outback....that might be challenge.
You got Mel Gibson out there doing the Mad Max thing am gigee.

laugh rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Gov Blagojevich Plays the race card?

Hi All

Happy New Years. Interesting times we have.Anyone a betting man on
on the events next 30 days? I have noticed the Vegas bookies are not giving many odds on anything. They don't even want to give odds on football games.....ask them to give odds on the Gov B staying in office and making appointment to the Senate....is not
even making the board.

We can start the odds maker club of CS. We can give odds on
the strange, unusual, paranormal and what the DEMs will do next.

RE: should india pakistan war take place

A military conflict betwee India and Pakistan would put those nucs at risk.....both to the terrorist theft and to an Indian attack.

The US during the Musharref power lost, asked for and got security agreements on them. But this is a different deal. Pakistan leaders are not going to give the locations of their nucs up at time of military conflict. Not going to give security agreement on them, when they might have to use them.

I am hoping that everyone take one big step to the rear.....holds their breath and counts to 10....takes a hand count to see how many want war. If one raises his hand, they tie him up.....hold their breath and count to ten again....now take another count.

RE: should india pakistan war take place

Some report now coming from the region are saying that the Pakistani border build up is merely a troop rotation. That they had planned to rotate troops from the Tribal area during winter time to the India border.

Pakistani leaders are saying that they don't want a confrontation.

RE: Healthy non materialistic attitued or fear of commitment?

And here I thought this was going to be a thread about guys with toys not being able to commit in a relationship.dancing

If you like the present situation of baby sitting the black lab....hey go for it....I have had big dogs breeds for over 25 years. They will teach you love and trust and how to get the local dogs barking at 2 am. All that is required on your part....love and a sense of humor.

Each one you take, is one less that ends in a pounds....

Just be responsible.......adding 25 large dogs to your family.....is little much. Next Christmas....the cost of Chew toys will break you.

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