RE: unfortunately......

Signs your life may have taken a wrong turn.


1)You're googling insults hurled at you on a dating site, to check for originality.

2)If you needed more than sign #1 to detect a problem.

RE: What just happened

Yup, I pissed on the tree first...errr,

made the first thread in the Mi. forum.

I was here first...

Rule #2

Rich, AKA TheProfessor also holds full rule creating privileges...

where here deems is necessary, appropriate

or just cuz he wants too.







This is because I have no wish to engage in a thread war with him,
due to his abilty to debate about almost anything,
and his (disturbing) mastery of Google-Fu.

I was here first...

...so we'll be playing by my rules.

Rule #1

Laughing will be tolerated,

as long as it is not at me.





More rules may be added, as needed.

Thank you for your copitulation.

RE: Inquiring minds want to know...

They take it anyway they can get it...

they need the protein.

RE: men

I would not date her because I have a higher opinion of women then she does of men. I do not believe it is my destiny to be with a woman that thinks less of me than I am.

RE: men

I might be her friend, but I wouldn't date her...

and it's not because she has kids.

RE: Message in a bottle

Honest direct communication from a cleary intelligent woman.

What's not too like about that...

RE: Message in a bottle

Coming right out a saying it doesn't put me off at all.

I don't assume women are interested in me, and if I don't see any signs early on that indicate she is interested, I decide that she is not. Once I've decided she isn't interested it takes something very direct to change my mind.

RE: The Most Idiotic Thing....

I sort these things into categories, alcohol, things with engines, women, ect...

Today we'll deal with heights...

I fell asleep at work, on a 2 foot wide ledge, about 30 feet off the ground.

And...

I jumped a rope in a navel museum and climbed the radar mast

of one of the ships.

RE: Sometimes our dark side forms stronger bonds.

I'm trying to work here....

RE: Sometimes our dark side forms stronger bonds.

Maybe we spend some time together this summer...


I can teach you to listen to your darkside more,

and you can teach me latin phrasing.



conversing

RE: Sometimes our dark side forms stronger bonds.

Insolence will not be tolerated!



Seriously...

I believe in balance, that whenever something is lost something is gained,

and yes, hardships are also opportunities.

RE: Sometimes our dark side forms stronger bonds.

I do not have a dark side.

That's my story...

RE: Arachibutyrophobia

The thought of a woman letting out a little shriek,

and then fainting, amuses me to no end...



I need help.

RE: How is success measured?

The measure of a life, is the impact you had on others.

RE: Heyy

Which way?

RE: partners daughter??????????

This ones simple...

Have your way with the imaginary daughter of your imaginary girlfriend,

it's not like anyone's going to get hurt....

unless you strain your wrist.

RE: Theme song of your Life

You can never go down the drain.

RE: Match em up II (back by popular demand)

Who in their right mind would not...

given the opportunity.

RE: Match em up II (back by popular demand)

We need to work on your sharing missy...hug

RE: Match em up II (back by popular demand)

HITCHED????....Ummmm...baby,

we need to talk....laugh

RE: Procrastination

Make a list of things to do for the day, include the things you put off as well as the things you don't. Promise yourself a reward at the end of the list, even if the reward is just being able to sit down and relax knowing you accomplished you goals for the day, it can still help. The problme with procrastination is not only that you don't accomplish the things you want too, but that you also never get the mental break of being "done".

Set realistic goals,

mark your progress,

accomplish your goals,

take a break.

RE: McLatte

Fast food is poison...

A friend of mine ate it for lunch every day, he ended up in the hospital because he liver was failing. The doctors took him off fast food.

He didn't smoke, or do drugs, and he very rarely drank alchohol.



Side note...
He was 6'1 and moderatley overweight at about 235Lbs. He dropped 30 pounds in the first six weeks, eating as much as he wants, except fast food, or anyuthing else that's ladden with preservatives.

RE: Could someone give me a laugh ahug or at least asmile?

If I was nine years old again...


I'd go shopping a Victoria's Secret, and ask the saleswoman if they had anything for women about her size. When she asked me who I was shopping for I'd say "My future trophy wife, I'd ask you to wait but you'll be to old by then."

RE: Your "Death Row" Meal

A fistfull of percacet, and a six pack of Hoegardden.

If you want to kill me, you'll have to save me first.

RE: Is it better to be.......

Nothing matters...sometimes more than everything.

RE: Is it better to be.......

You really don't see what he gained in that act?

RE: Is it better to be.......

Ahhh...hell...was I supposed to be running?

I knew I was forgetting something...dancing

RE: Is it better to be.......

Yup.

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