If you decide to take puns more seriously, get yourself a good pair of punning shoes and learn to speak Punjabi. Before long you’ll be puntificating like a pro and punctuating your conversations with punny, punny, puns. Just be sure to avoid pundering to the lowest common denominator.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Ahmal'. The other goes to a family in Spain ; the y name him 'Juan'. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
The Mods could monitor the threads for a while and see the pattern that is evolving on here. Its the same thing each night, with the same people, after certain ones log off, come in and begin their "thing" ...........
Damn right...it time to clean house There are only a few good people left. And new posters are being treated with suspicion which further imbedds the problem I have a mate on here now, who is wary of posting until I introduce him , in case he is viewed as another
There was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Each and every word is now been turned into an insult And folks taking umbrage with other folks...getting real old now, its just going on for too long now Its damn annoying
RE: Conjor was arested for indesent exsposure!
We need to find you a filly who will fatten you up