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She thinks you are from Down Under or maybe its a Freudian slip

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Never!!

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Dont tell me he has a pair of pink ones to go with his cossy

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Evening Ella

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Honey if you were around...I wouldnt be sleeping

RE: All your questions answered...

Why are there scammers and what type of person falls for it

Inquiring minds would like to know

RE: Tomorrow is my Birthday!So humour me please...

I did say suit

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I slept from 7am this morning all day

Now I cant bloody sleep

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Harry!! How are you my friend

RE: Tomorrow is my Birthday!So humour me please...

Are you in your birthday suit

RE: Tomorrow is my Birthday!So humour me please...

Con Have some

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I rad about scammers all the time on here, yet..I dont get any Wonder why

RE: Say Something.... No Need for Names!

I read about scammers on here alot, yet.....I dont get appraoched
Wonder why

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or anything, it doesnt have to mean anything to anyone

No need for names either

Inside I am

RE: Say Something.... No Need for Names!

RE: Women of all ages.

Have you read: Bluestockings: The Remarkable Story of the First Women to Fight for an Education

It's an account of ladies who paved the way for others within education.

RE: Say Something.... No Need for Names!

Inside I am

RE: Women of all ages.

Fabulous Thread Jan

Sometimes women are their own worst enemy when the little green eyed monster rears its ugly head

I love women, we are fantastic, warm, caring, loving and compassionate to one and all ....sometimes

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Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says, "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you."

Bring it on boys...whats the best you can come up with against the ladies

Show your stuff ladies and have a battle of wits wiht the lads

That would be unfair Better give them a head start

Internetaholics Anonymous

It was annon-i-mouse

Internetaholics Anonymous

oooooooooooo Peeps we have a problem....... me thinks

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The Confession Session

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears several confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest and rub your chin with one hand."

The new priest tries this. The old priest suggests, "Try saying things like, 'I see, yes, go on, and I understand, how did you feel about that?"

The new priest says those things, trying them out. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, 'No way! What happened next?'"

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A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood

A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics go crazy because, while they're morosely eating fish, the Jew is outside barbecuing steaks. So the Catholics work on the Jew to convert him. Finally, by threats and pleading, the Catholics succeed. They take the Jew to a priest who sprinkles holy water on the Jew and intones:

"Born a Jew -- Raised a Jew -- Now a Catholic."

The Catholics are ecstatic. No more delicious, but maddening smells every Friday evening. But the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue wafts through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rush to the Jew's house to remind him of his new diet.

They see him standing over the cooking steak. He is sprinkling water on the meat and saying:

"Born a cow -- Raised a cow -- Now a fish."

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Jesus was a woman

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone Brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.

Amen!!!

Everyone Repeat After Me

1. "I won't get bad luck, lose my friends, lose my mailing lists, hear any music or see a cool pop up screen if I don't forward this.

2. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me and Ford will not give me a 50% percent discount even if HAVE forwarded my e-mail to more than 50 people.

3. I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons or freebies from Coke-a-Cola, Cracker Barrel, or Old Navy if I send this to 10 people who don't know who the devil I am anyway.

4. I will NEVER see a pop up window if I forward this. NEVER!!!!

5. My phone will not MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward this.

6. There is NO SUCH THING as an Email tracker, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding this to 10 or more people.

7. There is no kid with cancer through the Make-A-Wish program in England collecting anything. He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old and doesn't want any more postcards, calling cards or get-well cards! (His garbage pick-up fees are through the roof from sacks of mail.)

8. The government does not have a bill in congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that if passed will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every sent e-mail.

9. There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flower, character, or program I will receive immediately after I forward this.

10. People are just trying to talk me into doing it to make me look like a fool.

11. The American Red Cross will not donate 50 cents to a certain individual dying of some never-heard-of-before disease for every email address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations, they don't donate!

12. And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things on to my friends for fear they will think I am not their friend or by telling me I have no conscience or don't believe in Jesus Christ.

If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it along. Even if it does come by e-mail, HE will send me one at which point I'm SURE I will know it will be from HIM. AND if He does, I'm sure He will care enough to delete all those annoying forward's in it!"

RE: Prayers needed for Starshinebright.....

My thoughts and prayers are with you Starshinebright

May your god bless you and your mum

RE: Would you prefere to marry a

I read lips

RE: BUCKET LISTS!!

Jut remembered one I havent achieved yet would love too......

Go salmon fishing in Alaska

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gerrr-out-ta-dat woman I full of gas I yam

Note to self...look for jokes about farting