RE: Sorry about this guys, hang me tomorrow: How do you get a man to go down on a woman?

Well, sometimes I get to bring the basket. Or all bets are off. laugh blushing wink

RE: Agnostic

No problem, chele.

Lots of people actually equate agnosticism with atheism. There are subtle, but distinct, differences.

RE: Agnostic

Agnostic means they ride the fence. Literally, they don't know.

Gnosis=Knowledge

Prefix A=without

Doesn't mean they believe, or that they don't believe.

Madmen

Hi red grin


Thank you kiss

Madmen

What is normal in this poisoned plane?
The fruits of science drive men insane.
Here, take this pill, it'll be alright,
Don't mind the riots, or the fires, burning bright.
It's simple triage, send the poor to war,
Mow down the masses, so the rich have more.
Economic crisis, poisoned grain,
Collapsing markets, pets are in pain.
Buy more records, watch surreal TV
American Idol's on, don't bother me.
Another spin-off of CSI,
Eat corn chips while people die.
Complacency, Apathy, the Devil's friends,
An angry God this bonfire tends.
Costs for healthcare spin out of control
Until everyone sick has a beggers bowl.
Sell my kidney on damned E-bay,
The power bill's here and I have to pay.
Your daughters been kidnapped, a pretty blonde,
She's washing the feet of some sheik in Iran.
Science will answer for this social pollution.
Madmen all, but what's the solution?

Laughing Buddha

Thanks dear.

As usual, I was thinking of you. kiss

Laughing Buddha

Why does the fat man
Giggle like a madman?
Comedy and Tragedy
Parts of the same history
Chalked up to the irony.
When he's laughing
It's the remedy to the crying,
The shame of never dying,
The loss of memories wings.

Laughter is a medicine
Given by the surgeon
To cure the ills of suffering.
From trauma our hearts recoil,
The lesson of the painful boil.
Pain is not the evil,
Our soul in upheaval,
Learning from its falls,
Our hearts rejoice when
The buddha nature calls.

TET

RE: Sorry about this guys, hang me tomorrow: How do you get a man to go down on a woman?

Nope. Doubt that.

Never had the opportunity to try my technique on her. When I asked, she flat out, "No!"ed me. At that point, I knew the engagement was in trouble.

She had no prob goin down on me. I think it was a bad experience from a prior relationship. Somebody elses bad technique.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue

RE: Which kind of natural disasters happen on your city????

Earthquakes and Volcanos.

The last earthquake was 4 years ago, 4.1 on the Richter. We've not had a big one yet, just lots of small ones. But you never know.

And everybody knows about St. Helens. Don't they?dunno

RE: disagreeing and how to handle it.

Hennery, you never piss me off.

Thats an emotional investment that fails basic
Cost/benefit analysis.

tip hat

RE: Should you give your email out to people on this site?

thumbs up

RE: Should you give your email out to people on this site?

I would.

If I had one.

They can have it.

I think credit cards are the BEAST.

No, wait. Thats the WTO.

No, wait. The chip inside my head is making me crazy. I can't think straight. Or, for that matter, crooked, either.

Arrggggh!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Dreams.....

You would be insane if you didn't have REM.


You must just pass through Delta state (or deep sleep) and thus forget your REM experience prior to awakening.

Most dreams that I remember are when I'm woken up while in the middle of REM. If we pass through the Delta state in the meantime, we are liable to forget.

RE: who likes to sing???

I will teach you...

Do Re Mi...mi...mi...ribbit.frog

Okay...maybe when I'm over this cold. blushing doh

RE: Dreams.....

Let's just say it involved a certain red-head and leave it at that, okay?

blushing banana wink

RE: disagreeing and how to handle it.

It depends on whether its a logical argument or an emotional one.

I'm a passionate person, so emotional issues will set me against a wall for battle quicker than a logical one.

It also depends on the magnitude of personal affect the issue has on me.

I am passionate about the mistreatment or neglect of animals, for instance. I'm going to argue with you till hell freezes over if you verbally condone beating your dog. There is no logical framework for this position to set on, so its an emotional issue. If you freely admit you beat the dog because you like to, then there's nothing I can say to change your mind. Conversation over. I'll just sick PETA on you.

grin

RE: who likes to sing???

I'm a trained tenor, although I've only sung opera in college and not professionally.

I do sing, but not for my dinner. Not reliable enough.

"La donna e mobile
Sure glad I wore shorts today"

Been singing that all afternoon. It's hot as hell outside.

laugh help cool

RE: Genie Thread! Whats your three wishes...

No, that is not cheating. Show me the rule book.

Ah, there is no rule book is there?

Yep, I HAVE dealt with this Genie before. The "rules" only apply to the wisher.

Good luck with that, people. I told you to be careful. sigh

RE: When your family/friends disapprove

Hmmm...

My mom never openly disapproves of anything I do.

I've always been the bone of contention for my partners family. I'm an artist/musician, and that's always been the major problem for the family.

"Marry a banker. All he'll ever bring you is misery!"

"No. I bring magic into an otherwise dull life. The banker, sorry to say, will just make it even duller."

"But at least she'll be taken care of!"

"So this is actually about what you want and not about what she wants?"

"I only want the best for my baby!"

"And who are you to say whats best for her?"

"I'm her mother!"

"No. You're her step-mother. Leave me out of your hallucination, lady."

And so, I was left out.

Good riddance.

TET

RE: Dreams.....

Um, no.

I don't want to be banned.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue

RE: Genie Thread! Whats your three wishes...

Be very careful what you wish for. Genies are notorius for being capricious.

Read my post "Alien Boutique" regarding this.


TET

RE: Should you give your email out to people on this site?

That depends lena.

If you're uncomfortable giving out your primary email, just go to yahoo or hotmail and create one specifically for correspondence with people here.

That's what I'd do, if I were unsure.

TET

RE: Try this fun game!!! (You need............................)

Okay, dog...I am SO not sharing a bed with you now.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue

RE: Try this fun game!!! (You need............................)

Tracy needs to rethink the stock car thing. confused Abuh?

Tracy Needs To Pay More In Taxes. very mad Oh, hell no!

Tracy is emotionally restless and needs ongoing change and communication. hmmm okay, finally something relevant.laugh

RE: favorite accents

I'd have to say either Irish or Scots.

I had a crush on Maureen O'Hara in the Quiet Man when I was a kid. I don't think I've ever recovered.

laugh

Redheads! With a lilt! yaydevil

RE: If u closed ur eyes and open in another place, where would it be and why?

Right where I am.

I would like to teleport a certain redhead here for a much needed vacation.

Good thing I'm not Tracy Almighty.

devil grin

RE: Tango/Piano

très sûr, mon cher. kiss

RE: Who wants to be a... hippy and why?

<----is more of a WAISTY, since I have no hips to speak of. laugh

I'm a second wave hippie, which means I DO believe in soap.

TET

RE: Tango/Piano

C'est vrai. Moi aussi!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wink

RE: Tango/Piano

Dance with me? rose in teeth elephant grin

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