RE: When u r getting bored???

jaw drop That's me pulling my face...

The Kilt

As opposed to a man who's been kilt?

rolling on the floor laughing tongue wink

Patience Is A Virtue

So far away, and yet so dear,
The feeling grows slowly,
But, still, one thing is clear.
Semper fideles, that's what I am,
Always faithful, and the rest, well, I don't know
What does it take to make Mary's garden grow?

I'm not handsome, no, not with these ears,
But cute I might be, after a few beers.
I am the wind blowing, across your face,
I am the reason theres a word called disgrace,
I've had adventures along the River Styx,
I am nephew to the boatman of Hell.

The sword dreams of being a plow,
The warlock dreams of ending the row,
The soldier dreams of his family back home,
The poet dreams of not being alone.

What is this dream, this Lady, to me?
She is two parts inspiration mixed with destiny.
What is the lesson that she will teach?
That patience is a virtue hard to impeach.

RE: When u r getting bored???

wink conversing devil

The Kilt

Tis not a skirt, tis a kilt,
Said with enough vehemence,
To make flowers wilt.

And yes, ladies, in response to your query,
Only posers wear dainties,
When clad in Scottish attire.
Real Scots wear nothing
Under their clan colors.
They were invented in
The days when chamberpots
Were all the rage.
Easy access, as it were,
And gaurunteed to cause her
A bit of a blush
When the wind comes calling
All in a rush.

Why is a kilt called a kilt,
Because many men have been kilt
For calling it a skirt.

RE: Have you ever lived thru an earthquake or a hurricane?

I lived through the Mt. St. Helens eruption. I don't know if that counts.

Why havent I moved? Well, the Earth is a dangerous place everywhere.

I figure ground zero suits me best. Then I don't have to be one of those dazed ants wandering around aimlessly after the gasoline has reached the queen.

TET

RE: anyway knows anything about

I seem to have heard somewhere that the disappearances are related somehow to the Philadelphia project, which was alleged to have torn a rift in the space-time continuum.

Personally, I think that's another conspiracy theory. The triangle disappearances have been going on for centuries. Unless the rift is that large, and if it is why hasn't the entire world disappeared, and if it did, where to?

Interesting, but ultimately pure speculation.

TET

RE: If you could get away with something illegal, what would it be?

I've grown hair.

That's about all I can do lately.

Fortunately, I have lots of friends.devil smoking

RE: What would you say is the best way to meet good quality people?

Seriously. Sorry to hijack this thread.

I think the best way to meet people is to just be yourself, have fun, make friends, and let things take their course.

Everything happens for a reason. And you can't force love. Watch your back, but still remain vulnerable because love cant make a stone into a rose.

TET

RE: What would you say is the best way to meet good quality people?

Oh I could beat her with lots of things, but I have to have permission first. Redheads are like that.

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RE: What would you say is the best way to meet good quality people?

I'm smitten.

But you prolly knew that before I did.

LOL

RE: What would you say is the best way to meet good quality people?

What dano said.

God knows men are dense. Women sometimes forget. So yeah...poke em if you have to.

rolling on the floor laughing tongue

RE: 5 SENCES

I couldn't stand to lose any of them dix.

Have you seen "Who's Life is it anyway?"

An artist without the full use of his senses isn't worth spit.

But if I had to lose one, and I could choose, I would choose smell. I wouldn't like it, but then sometimes I would.

I wouldn't mind farts for instance.

But I'd miss roses.

TET

RE: would you like to be taller?

Heck ya!

But not for the same reason's as you. I have a step stool for reaching.

I'd just like to be taller cause most women want tall, dark, and handsome.

I'm short, fair, and loathesome, so I got me three strikes.mumbling

Ah, well, even midgets need love too. moping blues

RE: If we wanna share kool websites is that against the rules?

This is primarily a dating site after all. Reading emails on a dating site is...something I can't say, without resorting to words that are less than polite.

But I will continue to follow the forum rules to the best of my ability.

I like the fact that the place is free. So I'm willing to abide by the rules as I can, with a slip or two here and there. I don't intend to break the rules at anytime so....

TET

RE: is there anyone in your life that you cared alot about and do you miss them

I miss about a thousand people who have touched my life and are now no longer with us.

The Dayglo' Crazies...y'all died so young, from what you did to yourselves back in the 60's and '70's. Karma sucks. To each and everyone of you, I raise my glass. wine

My father, my uncles, my brother: Keep on keepin' on guys, hope you find the Mother Lode in the sky, where the streets are made of gold, and life is apple pie.

To my grandfathers and grandmothers: Y'all finally decided to join the party up there eh? It's not natural for parents to outlive their children. Onerery old cusses. wink tongue

To All the Cleveland Indians that have died before their time, sorry you couldn't make it to the reunion next year. We'll see ya all soon enough.

TET

RE: If you could get away with something illegal, what would it be?

Peace Hal. Sorry to see you go, man. moping blues

RE: what keeps ya

Pretty much everyday.

I thought you knew that already.dunno

rolling on the floor laughing devil

RE: If we wanna share kool websites is that against the rules?

I wonder if they speak Klingon.

I kinda' think Red would like it if I spoke Klingon to her.

laugh

RE: If You Love Me,Let Me Know

Vous allez, fille !

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RE: If we wanna share kool websites is that against the rules?

Ack! They read emails?

Um....blushing wave sorry guys.

innocent

RE: If you could get away with something illegal, what would it be?

I'm not sure I understand cris...

Am I welcoming you to America? Sure, why not? Lot's of other people get away with it, and I don't even like most of them.

Not for any particular reason other than its hard to like people I don't even know. I know you. You like to growl at me. So far, I don't think that's illegal.



tongue laugh wine

RE: If you could get away with something illegal, what would it be?

I make a distinction between what I consider moral, and the legalities of our land. I prolly do lots of things already that are illegal, but I dont consider them immoral, and so far I get away with them.

This is America. My dad always told me that in America, you're free to break the law until you get caught.

I'm a citizen. I don't hurt anybody, and so my behavior is the province of my conscience, not the government.

TET

RE: What song or scent reminds you of your childhood?

Pretty much anything by the Carpenters.

Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head.

And the smell of sandlewood and patchouli.

TET

RE: Who loves u the most ............ ????

Everybody loves me!cool

Well, okay, maybe not EVERYBODY! :roll eyes:

But...but....lots!

I'm so lovable...(kinda like a pet shark)

TET

RE: Is it hard for you not to sing with headphones on?

I think it would be cute.

And sometimes this is me...

I suck at singing a capella...

Hence why I never serenade without my guitar.

TET

RE: Are you a hippie or not? If not why?

For a long time I thought Bubble Gum rock was something my dad invented too, dix, so don't feel bad in that respect.

TET

RE: If a Guy ask you out, should he pay for your dinner?

She's a red-head. And stubborn...

Disagree at risk to your manhood...

Among other things.grin

RE: If a Guy ask you out, should he pay for your dinner?

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RE: The answer to life is....

I've been seeking the question my whole life.

Damn cryptic rodents.mumbling

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