humour!

zeloniy, what are you on about? punk is not an image, its an attitude of life!head banger

humour!

i have done, and its been replaced by a spring green rodent!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

humour!

hmph... i'm beginning to get a wee bit cheesed off with folk on here, i contribute to forums and either i kill the thread dead or my comment gets ignored! Admittedly, i have a bit of a warped sense of humour, but i'm not a bad guy! A bit more understanding into alternative humour would be appreciated folks!

I thank you in advance!

RE: What's in your fridge??....right NOW???

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing made me think of a song by a band called Dr. & the Crippens called 'dont look in the freezer'

'dont look in the freezer,
you wont like what you find,
dont look in the freezer,
coz theres something nasty inside,
coz daddys murdered mummy,
chopped her up in bits,
yes, daddys murdered mummy,
and stuffed her in the fridge!

good night children! mwah!

sick, but funny!

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RE: Favorite shows??

doctor who
heroes
little britain
league of gentlemen
shameless
spaced
bottom
young ones
monty python
the prisoner
only fools and horses

the list is endless of classics!laugh

RE: celebrity b'days

is Alyssa Milano one of the Charmed sisters?confused

RE: What were you doing at my AGe????

i can't remember that far back!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: anyone else.

mime61 - gorgeouskiss

RE: Whats your occupation???

intoxicated philosopher!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Happy Birthday

happy birthday chriss (despite you committing sacrilege to me by saying that you shave my mohawk off!) i remember!rolling on the floor laughing

have a good 'un!

who thinks...

who thinks that forum rule 5 should be scrapped?devil grin

RE: When u were a child.

You are most welcome babe!hug kiss

RE: When u were a child.

By the way, BeautifulEri, you live up to your name!kiss

RE: When u were a child.

i became the master of my own destiny!professor

RE: When u were a child.

i am me! Who else did you think i was?rolling on the floor laughing

RE: When u were a child.

A gynaecologist!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

i am not an expert, but i will have f***ing good look!

RE: mohammed the teddybear?????????

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RE: mohammed the teddybear?????????

Are Muslims pissed off because Mohammed the teddy bear did not get invited to the picnic because he was a bit of a fundamentalist nutter ?
grin

RE: Will Technology

of course it is! Couples using a mobile (cell as you say in the states),for the wife to phone their husband to help with the shopping out of the car when they are already in the driveway! Stereotyping i know, but true!

RE: replys not necessary, just wanted to share

that brought awry smile to my face! wise words!professor

RE: The Ý'of men

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RE: Sad songs

got to be Candlemass- Mourners Lament

watch me bleed you lucky ones,
i envy you your living sons,
my dearest treasure to be found,
6 feet under in sacred ground,

i sleep by your shadow, remembering your light, in my heart your with me every night,



that is all i can remember , though i am sure you get the point how emotionally sad the song is!

Doom metal( heavy slow-plodding music with operatic vocals!)

RE: speeding policeman

as the classic 4-Skins song title says, "one law for them, another law for us"! Say no more, nuff said!professor

RE: nights in bottle wine, soft music, someone to share it with.

Would any lady take me up on a bottle of wine & a quuiet night in?wink

RE: do you really,really miss someone alot.

yes, i do, though it was her decision, i had to live with it, time to get on with my own life! about time too!tongue

RE: nights in bottle wine, soft music, someone to share it with.

i agree with this thread, except the soft music bit, a BIT OFF ENERGY MUSIC TO GET EACH OTHER'S TONGUES WORKING OVERTIME!professor rolling on the floor laughing

It's Mime61's bithday!

OI! GIVE THE LADY SOME CREDIT! IT'S HER BIRTHDAY! MAKE THE LASS FEEL POPULAR! SHE'S A REALLY NICE PERSON, SO WISH HER THE BEST! ALRIGHT!hug

RE: what are u drinking now??

SPECIAL BREW!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: RIGHT HAND, LEFT HAND?

left handers arev servants of satan!rolling on the floor laughing ooh provocative! crank it up!rolling on the floor laughing tongue

RE: what are u drinking now??

when i come off the page, i will be drinking special brew!rolling on the floor laughing

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