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Is George W. Bush...

This might not be that funny coz I've just made it up!


How did George W. Bush get into the Whitehouse?

By using his Florida keys!

Is George W. Bush...

Good 'un!

Is George W. Bush...

here's one for you jlw;

what's the difference between George W. Bush & Kermit the frog?

one's a puppet, the other's a muppet!


NOW THAT'S OPEN-ENDED, YOU COULD EVEN CHOOSE WHICH IS WHICH EITHER WAY ROUND!

Is George W. Bush...

I'll bet you're so proud of him being a fellow Texan!

Is George W. Bush...

well said that man!

It's a 2-way question, you either agree with the majority of this thread or you need to open your eyes & remove from your head from your a**hole!

Is George W. Bush...

that's your answer!

Is George W. Bush...

that's your answer!

RE: Thread Killers

my fellow misunderstood outspoken friend!

RE: Thread Killers

Told you so! Apart from yourself replying I've killed your thread killer thread!

RE: The wheels on the bus go round and round

good 'un!

RE: The wheels on the bus go round and round

Has someone dropped Acid and reverted back to their childhood?!

Is George W. Bush...

nope sorry, the truth was I was bored and thought of this to see whether I could get 100% in favour of option 2!

Unfortunately, 3 spoilsports so far!

RE: Thread Killers

I AM THE THREAD KILLER EXTRAORDINAIRE!

VOTE ON MY DUBYA POLL, COMMENTS APPRECIATED!

Is George W. Bush...

This wasn't me Gongman, I VOTED ON FORUM SECTION! I'M 36!

Is George W. Bush...

hiya mindfful, hows you? I was bored & couldn't resist coming up with this one!

Is George W. Bush...

ok, who ruined the chance of a 100% in favour of the cabbage? ownup!

Is George W. Bush...

RE: Whats the difference..

You've been sussed! That was on Jack Dee last night! Though I do prefer your version!

RE: Hi

No, the Exploited is "barmy army"

RE: Recomend a film

get a hold of a copy of natural born killers, an excellent film!

RE: Recomend a film

ok

didn't notice the Tarantino comment, yeah excellent writer/director, but you forgot Jackie Brown, and Natural Born Killers(how could you!). I've not seen the latestone, Deathproof yet

RE: Recomend a film

I wouldn't say that, it had been over 4 hrs of no comments on any thread in the UK forums!

So we are kind of alone, mine's a lager, what you havin'?

RE: Recomend a film

Yeah, you could say that I like films!

RE: boxers or briefs?

boxers in the day, nothing at night!

RE: Recomend a film

And the prizes for best films are;

Action: (1)Pulp Fiction
(2)Die Hard
(3)XXX

Comedy: (1)Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back
(2)Life Of Brian
(3)Dogma

Drama:(1)Ocean's Eleven
(2)This Is England
(3)Romper Stomper

Horror: (1)House Of A Thousand Corpses
(2)Cradle Of Fear
(3)Halloween (2007)

Romance: (1)The Adventures Of Robin Hood (1938)
(2)The Truman Show
(3)Braveheart

Sci-fi: (1)Star Wars
(2) Matrix Reloaded
(3)The Empire Strikes Back

Thriller: (1)The Usual Suspects
(2)In The Line Of Fire
(3)Face/Off

War: (1)Black Hawk Down
(2)A Bridge Too Far
(3)Cross Of Iron

Western: (1)The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
(2)For A Few Dollars More
(3)How The West Was Won


I know some people would question my choices, some even films in certain categories, well do your own then, this took me ages to do!

RE: Hangover Cures

like it!

RE: Leave it to the Irish

RE: Hangover Cures

that's the day my liver dies! better to burn out than fade away!

RE: Do you have a bible at home?

a couple of my mates Always Carry A Bible, or at least that's what they tell police officers their aA.C.A.B. tattoo stands for!

RE: new pic !

I'll have 2 of them please!