RE: Bald men are better lovers

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RE: HERE'S WOADAN.........................

welcome to the loony bin pal, med's up!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: best romance movie

er... there isn't one! ok at a push natural born killers or true romance!

tongue

RE: in the words of rodney king......

now that hurt! my sides that sides that is!
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RE: in the words of rodney king......

the answer to this is simple; yes

but we've just gotta find a face for the milk carton first!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: in the words of rodney king......

yeah, well said!


by the way Joel , you cracked me up today! When you started putting the"is it safe to come out" emoticon on every thread, I wasrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing with tears streaming out my eyes! I aint laughed so hard in ages!

RE: Say Something to Someone... blah, blah, blah....!!

A great bit of sarcasm there Alabamabebeapplause


Right, at the risk of gettin' my balls bitten off, I'm gonna say what I think;

The name of this thread is now to be re-named "say something NICE to someone OR SHUT THE F**K UP" !!! frustrated very mad

Hugz, I've been in threads w/you, you're a good lass, don't get baited!

Lusciousmile, I have a certain respect for folk who voice their mind (and you do that alright!), though you're way off track! Have you looked at your profile recently? Your 2 traits *when mad* it says are spontanaiety, yep you do fly off the handle easily,and ELOQUENCE? Ahem... you've been far from eloquent! I'd hate to get into a face to face argument with you because you seem unpredictable,though saying that your vanity might stop you if you broke a nail punching me!
grin

NOW CHILL OUT!peace

which of these meglomaniac cartoon characters would you vote for as world leader?

I'll start the ball rolling with a vote for Cartman RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: would u get into a hotub with the one above

hell yeah!sad flower wink tongue

RE: Her Diary , His Diary!!

HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.
I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later , he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. HIS DIARY:

Bike wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.




This is something I have experienced myself[/quo



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RE: tom or jerry?

Jerrytongue

RE: What song are you listening to,part three.

Oi Polloi - six of the best lp

RE: ARE THERE ANY HONEST MEN ON THIS SITE?

Me, for one!

RE: What song are you listening to,part three.

Slayer- Christ Illusion lp

RE: what is love? Can you define?

RE: Say Something to Someone... blah, blah, blah....!!

"Is your name someone? it is"... "SOMETHING!"

RE: Kitten update

every "kitty" is adorable! roll eyes innocent rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What song are you listening to,part three.

subhumans- the day the country died lp


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RE: A Further 41 ways To Annoy Someone (last thread i promise)

an annoying one that a mate of mine used to do;

we'd be hanging around town & my mate would stop strangers and say "have you seen my mate, Chunky? He's about my height, green spiky hair & always wears an orange T-shirt." to which the stranger replies that they haven't, then my mate reveals it was a wind-up by saying "they don't call him pineapple b***ocks for nothing!"

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RE: what is love? Can you define?

love is understanding, instead of arguing futilely with her when she nags you, you say the immortal words for a lasting relationship, and just say "yes dear!"

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Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

why thank you kind lady! hug cheers

Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

you needed justification from CS?[/quote


hug G'nite nice talking to you!

Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

i'm justified for this poll, someone has said they ignore a thread when I comment coz they saw the word punk! there you go!professor

Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

no egg on your face- course I've heard of that! I just didn't get the link, that's all!


so what punk do you like then?head banger

Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

eh what? now i'mconfused

RE: WORLD WILL END IN 2012

not a big fan, I cantakeit or leave it!dunno

RE: WORLD WILL END IN 2012

x-filesdoh

RE: WORLD WILL END IN 2012

you on about doctor who by chance?

Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

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Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

goes GRRRRR! then gives StarliteFantasy ahug wink

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