RE: << FUNNY SAYINGS >>

when God was giving out brains, he thought he said trains and asked for a slow one

RE: What song are you listening to,part three.

Never mind the bullocks... here's The Wurzels! lprolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: You're interviewing for a job and you found out you got it. Congrats.

I've heard this before, is there a posse of women w/ duct tape?confused

Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

mumbling alright then!tongue

RE: whens the last time you had a friend for dinner?

no offence intended, I love zombie/cannibal films! You'd never have guessed would ya?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: whens the last time you had a friend for dinner?

That was a close one! You nearly let it slip Hannibal!rolling on the floor laughing

Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

nope just fed up being ignored!

Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

no it aint! - anti-clockwise, la fraction, the informers, toxxic tv, unlogistic, all good french punk bands

DON'T you dare say plastic bertrand!rolling on the floor laughing

Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

see page1 for answer Sharon

Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

A BIG hug FOR HUGZ & A BIG hug FOR OVER THE WINDOW

Please don't feel left out!

Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

Yeah maybe I am, but the point of the forums is to express opinions & communicate, when no-one wants to with you it kind of pisses you off & you think what's the point of being on here!

Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

You must be getting me confused with someone else......

WHEN THE F**K HAVE I EVER SPOUTED POETRY ON THESE PAGES!

THAT'S FIGHTING TALK, YOU JUST CALLED ME A F**KING HIPPY, DIDN'T YOU?!!

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Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

cheers Jennifer, you're a star!hug

Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

Thanx for the kind words Hugzhug an example being the "guys want WAY younger women" I made a perfectly offenceless comment and killed the thread! someone has just added a comment after half a bloody hour!frustrated

Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

cheers jlw45, how could you forget the Ramones? A. You can't!head banger

Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

The reason that I singled out Americans is because I am a PUNK ROCKER, I go by the name Jpunk, and in America punk is a derogatory term that means someone worthless!

Americans only- am I a thread killer because...

coz I genuinely don't know why I kill threads! I dunno I'mconfused

frustrated

RE: Guys want WAY younger women!

Hey, this is a bit of a generalising thread, myself, I'm not looking for anyone coz I've started e-mailing a lovely lady on this site who feels the same about me as I do about her, we're the same age.

RE: Hey Gillyloves

...and I thought it was just me eating 'shrooms in Iktolbert's garden!

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RE: Hey Gillyloves

no problem on the 2nd & 3rd topics, though you might have to gag me about the presidents!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Hey Gillyloves

SQUATTERS RIGHTS! gonna set up camp in your colourful garden!

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RE: Making love to a womans mind.

In response, I AM joking, you just don't know me to know my sense of humour (or in your eyes, that would be attempt at humour!)

Don't pre-judge people before you know them!tongue

RE: Making love to a womans mind.

Making love to a woman's mind? confused This has gotta be a polite way of saying f***ing some sense into her!


ONLY JOKING LADIES! tongue rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What song are you listening to,part three.

symphonaire infernus et spera empyrium by my dying bride

RE: what is your favorite band of all time?

I love Toxik Ephex!,got a copy of "the adventures of Nobby Porthole" lp', plus a couple of trax from a split7" w/ Shrapnel.head banger

RE: Retirement Plans Made Simple

well said that man!handshake cheers rolling on the floor laughing

Is George W. Bush...

This is clearly an exception!professor

RE: The wheels on the bus go round and round

Here's a nursery rhyme for you;

Rock-a-bye baby,
on the tree top,
when the wind blows
the cradle will rock,
I was that baby,
and what bothers me,
is why mum & dad
shoved me up a tree!


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RE: The wheels on the bus go round and round

Here's a nursery rhyme for you;

Rock-a-bye baby,
on the tree top,
when the wind blows
the cradle will rock,
I was that baby,
and what bothers me,
is why mum & dad
shoved me up a tree!


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RE: why do nice guys finish last?

coz they open doors to let others go first! tongue

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