IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

c'mon guys & girls! 45 minutes to give me another 50 replies to this thread!

RE: Does the SIZE matter...?

no threatening huni! wrong word used! just satisfying is what i meant!!grin

RE: Does the SIZE matter...?

prepare to be violated!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Does the SIZE matter...?

prepare to be violated!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Does the SIZE matter...?

are you ladies talking length or width?head banger rolling on the floor laughing

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

Hi Ulimaroa! ta for the overwhelming birthday cheers! hope you are well huni! xhug kiss

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

only another 55 people to join in then!grin grin C'MON! JOIN IN!

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

Thanks Eupho, you's a star!hug

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

OI , in my time zone it is now 8.18 pm, here til 10pm, wanna see 100 threads before 10 o'clock my time! C'MON!

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promises promises Karen!wink hug kiss

RE: do u like it FAST or SLOW and steady...?

depends on what the lady wants really!grin

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really, i don't need anyone to show me how to drink! though female drinking company would be appreciated!hug kiss

RE: Why are you single?

'cause i am a quiet but but eccentric guy that is hard to get to know unless the woman does the talking! (don't that come natural ladies!!)confused

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

not nearly drunk enough! tin of special brew as a wake up drink, 2 litre bottle of cider, about 6 shots of white rum, then a tin of cider , that's it so far! nowhere near drunk enough!hug

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

ta dude, you're good to do the word associations with!cheers

RE: Why are you single?

for me personally, i can be quiet, i'm an eccentric with quirky/anorak interests!! just get to know the real caring me, that's all i ask!

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

right just checked my replies!! i don't own a computer so am having to keep going back & forth to internet cafes, wanna see my thread hit 100 b4 10pm gmt! so make me enjoy my birthday even more!hug cheers

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

happy birthday to my hair, that's an original one!thumbs up cheers

RE: Sending out the Wrong Signals

to an extent you are right, though some find it neccessary due to the sadness of first appearance and not bothering if they don't like what they see!professor

RE: MEN. Do you prefer long, or short hair on a woman?

i prefer long hair, though hair doesn't make the woman!professor wink

RE: If you could re-live one day in your life, Which would it be???

dunno what you folk would make of this, but if i could realise what was happening to me, the day i was born!

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

i probably will, AutumnR! Thanx to everyone who's wished me a happy birthday, i'm leaving the internet cafe, for the mo, to get more beer, i'll be back laters to see loads more on this thread!beer yay

RE: Christmas joke box

i thought you thought santa would be a she, now you reply 'he' is!laugh

RE: Christmas joke box

you have quite a valid point! ( if only santa was real that is!)laugh

RE: Good guys

I must be the exception to the rule then!rolling on the floor laughing

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

Wahey! It's my birthday today! Just an excuse to get even more drunk than usual! hic! tongue rolling on the floor laughing grin cheers

RE: Say a prayer for me!

Christa, just goes to say how much people on this site think of you huni!kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

RE: Romantic

mmm. great minds do think alike!wink

have a look a my 'do men' thread comment, that'll make you smile!peace

RE: Romantic

being the loon that i am, probably bush-diving!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: if one can but see

hey class! someone's definately said this to you before but you look like Jerry Springer!laugh

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