BASEBALL- The seasons finale, 2 AMERICAN teams or maybe a CANADIAN team playing to win the WORLD series! Has any team outside of North America played in this competition for it to really have the right to be called the WORLD series? The answer is a resounding NO!
Right, time to put you Americans straight on this! What you call soccer IS football, what you call "American football" IS NOT football!
How do you even have the audacity to call your game "football"? Only 1 person on each side KICKS the ball, yes, lets get this into perspective shall we? That's 2 people in the entire game that actually uses their FOOT to move the ball, and they aren't even on for the entire match! Whereas, with FOOTBALL, 20 out of 22 players can ONLY use their FEET!
An aeroplane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger says "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best footballer in the world. The football world needs me, I cannot die", so he grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The 2nd passenger says "My name is Sir Michael Caine, the acting world needs me, I cannot die", so he grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The 3rd passenger says " I'm George W. Bush, President of The United States of America, I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides I am the smartest president in the history of my country and cannot shun the responsibility to my people by dying," so he grabs a pack and jumps out of the plane. The 4th passenger, The Pope, says to the 5th passenger, a young schoolboy, "I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you. You have the rest of your life ahead of you" The schoolboy replies "Don't fret old man, there's a parachute for both of us.... the smartest president of America took my schoolbag!"
There's hundreds of women on CS who are better looking and probably just as (if not more) intelligent as her, who also you'd have a more realistic chance of a relationship with!
hmm.... just watched the news, i think McCain just shot himself in the foot with Sarah whatsername!
yeah, female votes might go your way, but it's as if he thinks the female voters are stupid (well he thinks that highly of them he called his own wife a trollope and a c*nt 16 years ago!).
McCain is old, 77? If he got elected ,he could pass away before his term of office is up! Which would leave this Sarah Palin as president! Apparently, she's only been a governor of a town with a 10,000 population. Hell, let's find the real-life Boss Hogg from Hazard County! (no less corrupt, i might add!)
Sarah Palin! don't make me laugh!
McCain would be better off with her namesake, Michael Palin from monty python!
If I woke up first, I would wait til the lady wakes up, and say "hi!" with a smile, to reassure her that i have no regrets, then when she smiles back then a mutual kiss on the lips!
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Hi Graham
to everyone who doesn't like it!
oh, go on then! i
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listen to the Toy Dolls version complete with kazoos!