RE: How to impress a woman.

doh *starts to walk away dejectedly*moping

RE: How to impress a woman.

Hugz you're spoiling me now! What can I do for you in return?laugh wink

RE: How to impress a woman.

YOU BETCHA BABE!wink

RE: How to impress a woman.

wahey! wolf whistles!wow

RE: Two America's

You should be! When I first moved here, I stepped in on a domestic when the bloke punched his girlfriend, only to get punched by her for hitting him!

RE: Two America's

Imeant that you bought Alaska for peanuts!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Two America's

ttom500, I don't wanna start a USA v the rest of the world ok, but ok GOLD... bought in way where the Russians didn't realise the wealth they were sitting on... the word exploitation springs to mind!

RE: Two America's

eh what? you've lost me! All I was on about was that Russia used to own Alaska, til you realised the richness of oil there and bought it off them for Jimmy Carter's livelyhood!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Two America's

wasn't that Alaska!professor rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Say something to someone .. nice as far as possible ..

wave Hugz hug for youwine

RE: Say something to someone .. nice as far as possible ..

have a super hol Oslo!hug hug

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

wave all!

made me laugh as I'm listening to

Bus Station Loonies- Squiffy on a small amount rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Fillosophy

wire coat hangars are good for making makeshift tv aeriels!professor

RE: Never judge

DITTO !

nice one Tater, kind of restores a bit of faith in humanity.cheers

RE: Say something to someone .. nice as far as possible ..

oi! faceless moron!

As well as being disrespectful to gypsykisses, I presume that you didn't read the engagement thread to know that she is engaged to another CS user Wolfpack!

Good to see that you just it laughed off!

CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN!handshake beer

RE: good night, sue ellen....good night john boy....

7.30a.m- G'nite C.S world! yawn

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CAMP BLOOD- Harrowing tale of an effeminate man who gets beaten up by a group of rednecks

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THE BURNING- Drama based in an S.T.D. clinic

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LORD OF THE RINGS- Gay fantasy romp(hang on, that's the actual plot!)rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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FEAR DOT COM- Story about a man who turns to his computer to conquer his phobia of Hindus

RE: good night, sue ellen....good night john boy....

g'nite Joel, g'nite alabamabebe YA LIGHTWEIGHTS!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


IT'S 6.30 am here!

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Did you notice the 1st 5 that I put up? I'm quite proud of the blob and face/off if I say so myself!

RE: For Those That Have Missed Me!

wave Lotte! How's you? beer

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wave

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES- The story of a man's on going struggle to take a dump 13 years after eating a Thai green curry!

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not bad, but you're not allowed to change the title, just the plot!professor

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Right let's relieve some boredom shall we? Think of a film then change the plot so it's still relevant to the title! This could go anywhere!
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RE: what famous human being has done the most for mankind and the world that we live in ? and why ?

soz gilly, don't mean to turn your thread into a farce!

RE: what famous human being has done the most for mankind and the world that we live in ? and why ?

ME! For gracing the world with my existence! (oops sorry, I thought I was someone else!) rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: To my true friends!

scold now now behave yourself!laugh

RE: To my true friends!

more people should be like you!!hug

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