BerrySmoothie Forum Posts (4,733)

RE: Any witty people on here ??? Dying species as it seems ;-)

Oh Post.....where art thou? with thy wit to make the lady laugh....

RE: Any witty people on here ??? Dying species as it seems ;-)

.....but the OP is yearning for your wit post.

You can do it....have faith. I know you'll excel.

Oh....the pressure

RE: IF...

Oh my.....

My chariot awaits....

RE: IF...

What a long spiel....

I would've just said ferk off, which I'll gladly do.

I'll see you at the pearly gates and we'll see what happens...

I think you're in for some surprise....

RE: IF...

Nah....sorry Crayons.

I don't feel any warmth radiate from this woman at all.

RE: IF...

Thank you All for your support but I don't need to be handled with kid gloves.

There are christians. There are kind, gracious christians. This women is none of these.

RE: IF...

Your post just confirms you are nothing more than a sanctimonious evil witch.

God bless you too....

RE: IF...

Your post just confirms you are nothing more than a sanctimonious evil witch.

God bless you too.....

RE: have you lied before?

Thanks Felix.

....reminds me of a Van Morrison song..."Some days are like that".

Time for me to log out again.

Hugs for you too.

I think we all fight our own battles and inner demons in one way or another.

RE: IF...

....and you are certainly not meek and humble in your God's view.

If you're going to heaven(which I seriously doubt) I'm going in the opposite direction, thanks.....hallelujah baby, praise the lord and all that.....yeah, right. Give me a break from your self-righteous, smug....."I'm going to heaven, you're not"....lecture....

RE: IF...

Hi Mr Jack

I respect other people's journeys but the narrow-minded religious fanatics who try and shove it down my throat.....make me ill.

RE: IF...

What comment are you referring to?

RE: Any witty people on here ??? Dying species as it seems ;-)

ahhhhh.....yes the wittier the better.

Kinda over people trying to outdo each other though.

When it's not forced and comes naturally, it's delightfully funny.

....and they're usually from people not trying to be witty.

RE: IF...

No, rough as hell....God has special plans for me....

RE: IF...

I got in my car and went for a drive, but not to the beach but to fill up on comfort food.

Thank you for your hug, but I don't wish to make people sad. Was just venting, is all.

Life goes on. We make the best of what we got eh...

RE: IF...

I despise religious nutters.

You two are no closer to God than I am

RE: have you lied before?

Thanks Daniel.

I just need to log off here and go for a drive, I think....probably head to the beach.

You can all take off your ear muffs now.....I'm outta here.

RE: have you lied before?

I nearly lost the farken plot yesterday Nidi.

That's no lie.

Thank you for the sentiment.....but I'm really just venting.

I don't want sympathy. Next thing someone will be putting up a thread about attention seekers.....I'm off-loading here because it's safe. I try to stay positive because I HAVE to....but sometimes I just want to murder the farkwit who did this to my daughter.

I swear to God....if I ever see him.....I'll rip him to pieces literally.

RE: have you lied before?

Am I lonely? You ferkin bet.

....but how could I possibly bring someone into my world with all that is going on.

It would be nice to share with a significant other.

....and before anyone starts lecturing me, walk an HOUR in my shoes.

I honestly don't know how I keep going. I just want to scream!!!!!

It would be a dream come true, if someone knocked on my door and asked me out for the day, just to take my mind off things.....without the need to feel obliged to fark him afterward.

RE: have you lied before?

Pedro, I lie all the time with my emoticons.

Personally, I feel like someone has slowly knifed my insides and laid it out for all the world to see.

I'm consumed by sadness. My heart is in shreds.

Do I want sympathy? NO. Am I playing the victim card? NO.

....but I refuse to give in. Call it the fighter in me.

....and this has NOTHING to do with anyone from this site.

This is my life. Just how it is. I come on here to be distracted. Sometimes it works.....other times....pfft.

I'm really farken angry at the world right now, but in order to function I try not to let it show.....in the real world.

I hate the world today.....

RE: What would you do?

I don't happen to carry round a baseball bat, so it would have to do.

Amazing what's in a woman's handbag though.....the perpetrator would see stars for sure

RE: What would you do?

Call me crazy but I'd intervene despite the danger.

I carry a heavy handbag

RE: Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Unla

Enjoy your day!

<<<<<< that's me dancin' at ya party

RE: Who is the handyman ?

Me or a tradesman specialized to get the job done properly.

RE: What is the ideal way to date long distance

My apologies Halvo.

It is more a case of my wacky sense of humour. It was not my intention to offend.

As you were.

RE: FIRST VISUAL ATTRACTION

Gawjus...

RE: FIRST VISUAL ATTRACTION

...or get myself to bed, where I'm heading now.

RE: What is the ideal way to date long distance

Stop showing off.

When does your Mrs get back?

RE: FIRST VISUAL ATTRACTION

Everything gets the going over....

...and I like hands too.....big, strong hands...

RE: FIRST VISUAL ATTRACTION

It's the whole package.....how it all comes together....the physique, eyes, smile, posture, voice etc.

First impressions do count.