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Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

I do it 6 times a week, let me rest today. Please?

Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

A fan would be to heavy, I recon. He's got to bear his own weight himself :P

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Improved my previous time by 3 seconds to 11'10'' this morning. Darn proud of myself :)

Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

I'm wearing ancle weights. Why?

Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

Ever tried and earned some money of your clarvoyance, Moll?

I had a glass of red and dancing to spanish guitarr right now. Going to my paddling waters tomorrow. Yay!

Sorry, Madame, I don't speak Desperado :D

Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

Do you mean the Esperanto that's the part of Desperado language group?

Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

I never minded being guilty. I always minded being dirty.

Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

They certainly are. How'st about me?

Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

Well... I've already been considering a letter. The choice of the language is a bother though. Any suggestion?

RE: Did man create God

Start dig at the end of a rainbow - sure thing.

Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

Mine and only mine.

Went and bought a rat trap. The instruction says: it breaks a rat's neck :/

Called an exterminator and made time appointment. Turned out I'm not as murderous I thought I was.

RE: Did man create God

Thanks god!!!

RE: Did man create God

I hope, you were protecting the essential organ during the event :D

RE: How high are your expectations??

I fear it's higher than its bank account :/

RE: How high are your expectations??

Not an expectation, but rather a dream...

On exclamation:"Husband!" he puts on his clothes in a second and leaves through a wall.

Not that I'm married, but think it would be funny :D

What is your trump card?

I wish you all the luck!

What is your trump card?

...dropping her goan on the way to the bed room:

"Are you coming?"

What is your trump card?

One has to earn some marks... :)

...as life swishes by....

Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

Well... after a rat left the space under my deck... I don't actually care about it's wellbeing.

What is your trump card?

Relax. I am going to use against you your sheer existance.

Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

Why! We can always relocate a rat to vetmed2002's place.

All brazilllions of them.

What is your trump card?

Well...

Mine is perseverance. Some say stubborness.

Could be from my paternal grandmother - she was regarded as stubborn even by Russian standards.

Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

Who am I to kill? Well, I am the one who kills. Come and bite me.

I live in a big, in Swedish terms, town. The rat population is large as well. While I wouldn't hesitate to kill a rat, in this particular case there's no much meaning in it. I'd rather that the local rats would consider the space under my deck as the least desirabale occupationable place in the world.

As simple as that.

What is your trump card?

The one with which you continue to maintain the game, when everyone else gave up on you?

You ultemate strangth, that is.

Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

What IS your trump card?

Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

Sh-sh-sh


How do you make the long "sh" sound in your language?

You are never, I repeat: never, reveal your trump card :)

Wasn't it Napoleon, who said...

Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

The most of 6 pages was just merry chatting :)

I don't live on a desert island, see? Gbg is the second town in Sweden after Estokholmo. And people here feed rats. Well... they don't think that they feed rats when they feed birds or just put food rests into bins along forest or park lanes. But the result is very same - they feed rats.

My objective is not to kill this particular rat, that lives under my deck. I'd rather to find a way to keep off all the prospective rats.

If I lived on a decert island though....

Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

You failed. Happens all the time.

Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

Oh? What's your first language?

Need practical advice - how to get rid of a rat?

Why are you still alive?