RE: A Day With No Worries

There's only one day your likely to have a day like that, and that's the day they nail the coffin lid closed and then throw you in the back of a skip and drop you in a hole in the ground.

Till then, enjoy your life, have fun and concentrate on the good things.laugh

RE: Poisoning their own well

Right, if he posts that its your fault and we will all hold you responsible!!

"good evening Azerbajan".....

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RE: Poisoning their own well

I think the motto from this thread is we would all like to provide for ourselves.And if your lucky enough to find the right person to have a happy and successful life together great.

If you are lucky enough through your own efforts to be successful and put your career first great, but sometimes theres a trade off....i'm living proof of it.

Don't mistake or insult people for either being a selfless partner supporting their partner, or someone trying to better themself.

If you do, its hardly a surprise if others pick up on this attitude and then your left on your own.

Bitter and twisted isn't attractive.....and i know really really successful people, and all they want is to be happy....pretty much like i'm on my quest for.

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RE: Poisoning their own well

Maybe a humane cull is required....why don't we volunteer and split the proceeds?

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RE: Little Green Men

Raymond Fowler is well informed, and considering his previous line of work he like your father, he was really annoyed.

If you want loads of other suggested reading materials email me and i'll happily suggest a few good modern books.Alien Agenda by jim marrs is a superb read

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RE: New exciting topic for the intellectuals :)

It's the furry green crap you find on rocks in the garden...or look at my first post on this thread....but dont have a mouthful of coffee when you do!!blushing

RE: 50 ways to leave your lover

pity there wasn't a mossburg shotgun within reach....he'd certainly have deserved ithug comfort

RE: See You Soon.......

Have a cold beer for me when you get there, wherever your going!!wave cheers

RE: See You Soon.......

Have a great time...and remember my duty free alcoholrolling on the floor laughing cheers

RE: whats wrong with this ????

maybe she just colours them all in and posts them on her ceiling to fixate onlaugh

Anyway, enough about my ex girlfriendrolling on the floor laughing cheers

RE: New exciting topic for the intellectuals :)

To match a lady's teeth on a milk round i helped do for a week when i was just 14 years old!!

I swear there was no gap between her front 2 teeth, like it was filled in with plaque, almost like a gumshield that was green!!

No wonder i was asked to collect her money on the saturday.......

Another true horrible story from my twisted life
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RE: 50 ways to leave your lover

I hope the door didn't hit her backside when she flew through the front door!!

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RE: ~~~~~~~~WHATS UP???~~~~~~~

I think we need to start a sweepstake on who's carcass is getting kicked out the door next? I wonder who it will be?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers

RE: If you could have had the starring role in one movie already made, which movie would you pick?

"History of the World : Part 1"


I want to be a cavemanlaugh

RE: If you could have had the starring role in one movie already made, which movie would you pick?

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Don't worry!! And besides i'm waiting on the risotto recipe!!

RE: If you could have had the starring role in one movie already made, which movie would you pick?

Ok.....i'll start a new project and be Vlad The Impaler

RE: If you could have had the starring role in one movie already made, which movie would you pick?

American Psycho.....i could do some inventive things with a chainsawrolling on the floor laughing cheers

Inventive Terms for swear words that are not rude and can't get you banned!!

lol...i know exactly how you feel....you would have loved the international dumb thread yesterday....sadly though someone felt offended....blushing

RE: ITS RUTH'S BIRTHDAY

Isn't saying happy birthday a statement? And against the forum rules??

No offence obviously Ruth!!

The moderators i think need to be consistant if there going to throw people off the site or delete threads for no apparent reason!!!

This ones a prime exampleconfused

RE: ryming slang words

brahms and list

Inventive Terms for swear words that are not rude and can't get you banned!!

I could get banned in one postlaugh cheers

Inventive Terms for swear words that are not rude and can't get you banned!!

Nighty night, i'll try not to get banned in the next 2 hourshug cheers

Inventive Terms for swear words that are not rude and can't get you banned!!

Beagle burgular

Inventive Terms for swear words that are not rude and can't get you banned!!

fudge packer

Inventive Terms for swear words that are not rude and can't get you banned!!

"Bar Stewards" say it fast.....and you'll get it if you don't understand it by just reading it.

Go on impress melaugh

RE: Little Green Men

There's a really interesting spate of sightings in America when giant Zepplin type objects were in the 1800's even written accounts in the newspapers of the time about these things stealing cattle......one case in particular is absolutely amazing.

So, when you look at our history there is even episodes that go back to biblical times.

The account of soddom and gomorra is interesting from this perspective.....something comes up to some people, says come here where its safe....then something akin to tactical nuclear weapon is somehow used!!

Strangely, there places in ireland and else where on the globe where vitrified rock is found......anf it takes a lot to melt rock...especially turning sand to glass in a non volcanic area!!

If you want a reading list feel free to ask away...i'll give you a reading list so long you'll go blind before you complete them all.

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RE: I am the new guy here

Welcome to the Zoo, and the best of luck finding ms right.....or a few of themlaugh cheers

RE: girls, what is best non cheesey chat up line which can be used anywhere?

You throw em up over the net....i'll knock them right out of the ballpark.

I'm having to tone them all down atm...in case i get evicted from the sitelaugh

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RE: girls, what is best non cheesey chat up line which can be used anywhere?

I have a solution for you, ply them with drink....do a handstand and beg like a dog for a punch in the knackers.....

If your lucky, her last boyfriend might have been a right so and so, and she might have just broken up and be dying to take it out on someone!!

After you scrape yourself up off the floor with tears in your eyes she will be in an excellent mood and i'm sure you will get along famouslyblushing cheers

RE: So..how much is fuel/gas where you live?

Sadly its upto 85% now....its criminal

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