Wanted: Clinically insane woman with small hands and a nervous twitch!!

Must also own a petting zoo and not know her way to the shoe shop.

Must like ginger cat fluff and dvds.

Apply to the boss, my cat for an application pack.

All enquires must be recieved before i get my medication or the straight jacket will make it hard to type.

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RE: just take it !!!

"Ginger" is the huge one on my lap!!!

Theres a better pic on my profile......and he does signed photos...if you want cat photos send me an email addy and your welcome to have some!

I better set up a fanclub for himlaugh cheers

RE: just take it !!!

I have one, someones pc.....and jump on itrolling on the floor laughing cheers

RE: Isn't 40 too many? Seems like just a little overkill?

The story made thenews yesterday in uk, and guess what i haven't seen any protests yet!!

There's a political group, a pressure group here that say human rights this, human rights that, and in the end the media just all row and do the politically collect thing.

Meantime, back in the real world......some poor sod always gets shafted.

Far be it for justice to get in the way.....when a political correctness subject spring forth.

The world is madlaugh

RE: Friends

Main thing Daniel is your cheering up!!

cheers cheers cheers

RE: 1 Question

Mines easy "why do you post so many stupid threads that drive normal human beings arounf the bend"

I wonder how many, posted the same as me?

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RE: just take it !!!

So, i'm left with no humour, no wit and no intelligence....sounds like you reduced me to a full time thead maker.laugh

Shoot me now, and put me out of my misery, if i ever get that low please shoot melaugh

RE: just take it !!!

If all i am with left with is a mind that slow please feel free to shoot me.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: just take it !!!

Your inviting people to steal my "Ginger".

He aquired 3 new fans yesterday.....so i thing i will set him up his own account!cheers

RE: who is the one who puts that sparkle in your eyes when you see them.

I have nobody in my life that puts a smile on my face or sends my heart racing when i see them.

My life i a shell, an empty vessel that sails the oceans in hope, the hope of not being borded by pirates and robbed and pillaged.

When my cats see me though, they run for me.....audibly saying hello in their own way and genuinely pleased to see me then flatten me as they collapse on me.I appreciate their honesty and affection, and one day i hope i will meet a human being half as honest as these felines behave towards me.

Meantime, i prod and poke humanity for entertainment.

RE: All I want for Christmas is you.

Right now if i had to listen to mariah warbling i would be suicidal.

There's something about canned insincerity that makes me feel ill and depresses the living daylights out of me!!

She's talented.....no doubt.She just represents everything that i'm not too keen on!!

Don't like Diva attitude, i don't care for the attitude or i'm a star, worship me......and expect everyone to say everything they do is brilliant to keep there jobs as professional hangers on!!

I'd be a good celebrity friend.If they were being taken for a ride i'd tell them, and if there would fell apart i would be there for them, and i would keep the confidences.

Right, i'm off to set up a celeb, i'll be your friend website for a large fee and tell them the same thing anybody would.......but honestly!!

cheers

RE: well i need to know your thoughts

No, i'm a practicle capricorn!!

I think with my head.....though i'm trying to abstain from thought at the moment, so putting both heads into retirementlaugh

RE: have you ever kissed a princess

I have, and been to dinner with one and i am proud to call her my friend!

And this Xmas eve i will be at her home for Xmas!!

RE: Giving Up Again

Look life in the eye, with the sun in your face.The view is always better with a smile and a laugh than sitting there feeling depressed and sad.

If i can do it anyone can.Trust me, and if you need a reason to be happy find one asap.

Life's what you make it.......don't face life on your knees.

RE: i hope today i get TRING TRING FROM MY BABYGIRL......

I don't think this mans elevator goes all the way to the top floor!!

A trip to the psych doctor is needed, before you get sectioned!!!

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RE: Feeding the Hungry is a Crime.

I remember them killing all the racoons there as well in 1989 on the basis that they had rabies!!

Wasn't exactly condusive to disneyland imagery......lovely.thumbs down

RE: power and energy will be created by women everyday.......

Get some medication for your clicking.

Get some hairgel for the hair.

And if you want power go to the nearest powerstation.

And as for your discharge, get some anti-biotics.

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RE: guys what do u like your women to wear in bed ....?

a truss

RE: What's the single most unattractive thing you see in profiles?

I could just be of course the reason they don't post a picture is they don't want people letching over them just because what they look like!!

After all i know at least a few who don't publish their picture on this site for exactly that reason, and its upto them when and where they chose to display their photograph.

There not here to be gawped at for your or anyone elses entertainment.thumbs down

RE: What's the single most unattractive thing you see in profiles?

How about a profile picture with someone bent over showing skidmarks on their underwear?

I love classy women.laugh

RE: What's the single most unattractive thing you see in profiles?

I'll call you elvis any time you like dear! Shall i bring you a burger to eat when your on my throne?rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What's the single most unattractive thing you see in profiles?

Well a picture of someone sitting on the toilet puts me off.I tend to think of them as elvis thenlaugh

RE: if you knew....

A private hint is ok, if you know them!

Mind you if you get it wrong they will rip your balls off!!

Then again, if they get together and then fall out, that will be your fault too!! Easiest thing is humour them if you know them and let them do their own plots for skinning you alive at a later date.

Myself, i'd tell em wearing body armour, and then move.....fastrolling on the floor laughing cheers

RE: Are you a hugger??

You don't mean a hugger, you mean a klingon!!

Best advice i can offer is first pepper spray them, then stamp on their right foot, then drop-kick them into a side alley into the garbage before making your escape.

Just don't try this at a family wedding, there's way too many video cameras about.laugh

RE: anyone else.

RobbieM - Medicatedlaugh

RE: cruise inn.....................................

medication run out?

click clicklaugh

Do you "suffer fools gladly"

Are you blunt, how do you ask these people to go away?

RE: Vampires

You do realise these people are nuts don't you???rolling on the floor laughing

RE: anyone else.

Annoying....add as many as you wantlaugh

RE: Bribes !!!!

I have the same genes as you then! We have what is commonly knows as "commensus naggingus"

I thought i was the only one who brought out the henpecking gene in womenrolling on the floor laughing cheers

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