Good for you....we poor old male dollops do like being refered to as friends rather than a taxi service a walking wallet or god forbit an old age pensioner
A good start would be removing this dead hedgehog off my foot.....serves me right for going out in the dark and thought i found my slipper when i tripped at the recyling bins outside.
Hope theres no RSPCA or gypsies here!! After all, its too past saving and i don't think this one would too good baked in mud in the oven for some gypsies dinner.
If this ones useless kick him in the balls, there's plenty of men out there....were like buses, all you have to find is one who doesnt smell like piss, is reliable, won't cling to his mummy's apron, and can eat properly......well, that rules out 5 million in london.
Star signs....Absolute tosh!! You may as well ask toffee apples for advice!!
Then again i'm a Capricorn....so it must be true
Seriously though both the British and Germans in WW2 both used the phenomenon in their intelligence for success of missions!
And strangley in the Pentagon they still have people they refer to as "Witches".....and the person who used to be in charge of these people was a "Albert Stubblebine".
If your nosey there will be stuff available on the web!
The message from this is take it all with humour.....and only that.Not everyone is reliable, some people don't even care if they hurt other people.....i certainly won't broadcast what ive been through in my life on here.
If you like someone tell them, and hopefully all things being well they will like you, hopefully for who you are. But anyone who takes what they see in a forum or chatroom seriously is asking for a fall.
Safety first, if your fragile take time to heal.Then when your ready and are able to communicate with people and establish a connection with someone all the better.
Some people are trusting in nature, actually i'm one of them and now i take steps to be sensible!!!
Take flirting as joking, a preamble to see if someone has a sense of humour that is compatible with your own.And then after that, establish a private communication. that nobody else will know about....thats basic discression.
After that and 2 people get along well and are like minded it's what they do together that matters and hopefully a relationship will blossom and grow.
This is just a medium for people to introduce themselves, it still won't provide a fullfilling life.Don't mistake people from the internet for your true friends either....gossip, infighting, and jelousy are prevelent in every chatroom or forum....so my advice to all is say hello, be friendly and enjoy yourself....be happy and be able to be judged by the words you type and be careful....there are people out there that like upsetting and exploiting people, purely for something to do.
Keep you private information just that, and tell only those you truely consider your friends.The biggest mistake people make when interacting with other people is making the mistake of confusing friends with aquaintances.
This isn't directed at your or your or anyone elses situation, but i bet from someone in here reading this i would be almost willing to bet money someone assumes i'm thinking about someone!!
The fact is i am not......and thats the problem, information is assumed.....like some are privy to some hidden or mystical knowledge......just read what is typed on the screen......and if in doubt assume the mantra drummed into anyone on a journalism course.
That for anyone is if your stuck in an interview is ask the following, there all blunt and simple....."who,what,when ,where,and why......oh and who will benefit from any of the others"...if you follow these rules without even the brains to tie your own shoelaces you will be able to construct an interview, all you have to do is listen to the feedback you get and pick the right "W" and then if there evasive apply why and who benefits.
Be sensible, don't get hurt and ask all the "w" questions.......but do them all face to face, after all why bother at all if its just rubbish in a chatroom or forum......this isnt real.
The main thing is to be happy, and enjoy yourself, and don't get drawn into little cliques or someone elses sad little games....lifes far too short.
If you need real advice in private feel free to email me...and i'll deal with it with my councellor hat on, confidentally.
Surely if their there right mind if they like you they will get in touch with you, and if you like them i suggest you email them or do something as life is short and if you want to use this meduim and sit there day after day waiting to be swept off your feet you might for ever.
Is there a rule men have to pursue?
Surely, surely if you like someone say hello, say i like your sense of humor etc and chat and then continue from there?
Please, if anyone thinks this for me please do the simple crayon version for me and just say hello, i'd like to talk to you on your msn in private.
Simple, job done.....then poor stupid me will understand
Unless someone is an absolute idiot they should realise if they want to get to know someone properly just pushing comments back and forth on a forum isnt the best way.....surely
If someone liked me i assumed they would talk to me in private, on say yahoo, or messanger and then talk on the phone/skype and then arrange to go out to see how we get on in the real world.
Mistaking this for real life or being jelous because some else is talking to your new friend only indicates one thing to me,insecurity.
If your insecure about people in a forum or a chatroom your not really ready for an adult relationship, are you??
Take "flirting" as jokes, or "banter".....if you actually read and try to disect every word that someone says i'm affraid your'll come a cropper as the inflection of grammer language and perspective probably isnt what your expecting.
Or maybe your all qualified to read syntacs and i'm wrong
Some times when i'm really bored, i've toyed with the idea of flushing my intestines.....somehow i think i might find something interesting.....but the though of a muscle spasm and warm water flying around my bathroom like an escaped garden hose, puts me off.
Anyone tried it....after all if are meat consumers we are supposed to be carrying around a lot of undigested food.
I'm not sure about coffee enimas though, sod that.
The "lottery" has no Annual Bonanza prize, bebause there is no bonanza!!!
And thirdly, prize winners of the lottery have a ticket, they have to claim their prizes....unless somehow you managed to be the only person to buy the ticket and they entered your email address in a competition and your the only contestant!!!
Feel free to send it to me, and i'll forward it to "trading standards" at my end and hopefully they will investigate the scammer.
Oh i'm terrible, the last one on saturday is probably still in therapy.....mind you i think i might owe wetherspoons a new sofa as i'm sure she wet herself laughing.
I'm looking for really dodgy stories...and i told the last one last week about the site and on my blog i hoped she wasn't a serial killer!
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RE: Why do young people join dating sites?
Good for you....we poor old male dollops do like being refered to as friends rather than a taxi service a walking wallet or god forbit an old age pensioner